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killerfriends
#44992649Saturday, April 02, 2011 8:22 PM GMT

Object: We have detected a noob in your system. Try to do stuff to get the noob out. THIS IS CLEARY A FORUM GAME SO NO HATING!!!
Pizza1423
#44992934Saturday, April 02, 2011 8:27 PM GMT

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NiceZombie34
#44993328Saturday, April 02, 2011 8:35 PM GMT

CHUCK NORRIS THE SIZE OS EARTH!!!!!
killerfriends
#45030837Sunday, April 03, 2011 2:23 PM GMT

@aboves Using Chuck Norris.....SUCCESS!!!
NiceZombie34
#46937018Wednesday, May 11, 2011 9:58 PM GMT

Poop-Da-Woop! (Poop + Shoop-Da-Woop = Poop-Da-Woop)
Cool4537
#46938254Wednesday, May 11, 2011 10:17 PM GMT

Nuke Shoop da whoop 1000000000000000000000000 chuck norris
Pilot232
#46938878Wednesday, May 11, 2011 10:26 PM GMT

@cool Nuke Da Whoop.
primus345
#46939192Wednesday, May 11, 2011 10:30 PM GMT

AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
SkywalkerDude
#46941128Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:05 PM GMT

Chuck Norris Activates His Avada Kedavra Poop-Da-Whoop Combo Power With A Power Level Of 9001!!! Noob HP Decreased By OVAH 9000!!!!! Noob Total HP Is Now NOT OVAH 9000!!!!!!!
Iceclaw321
#46942314Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:26 PM GMT

Oh yeah? Well I get Santa, all of his reindeer, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, my cat, my dog, Chuck Norris, Shoop-da-Whoop, and some pie. >:3 WUT NAO
ThatTalkingGuest
#46945166Thursday, May 12, 2011 12:12 AM GMT

AVG 2011 Free Edition... Oh, was I supposed to be creative? :p
therockandtripperE
#46949144Thursday, May 12, 2011 1:18 AM GMT

We Have Found a Noob In Your PC.What Will you do? 1: Call Chuck Norris 2: Give it a Cookie 3: DownLoad Noob Protection <-----
therockandtripperE
#46949146Thursday, May 12, 2011 1:18 AM GMT

We Have Found a Noob In Your PC.What Will you do? 1: Call Chuck Norris 2: Give it a Cookie 3: DownLoad Noob Protection <-----
girswaffles
#46949341Thursday, May 12, 2011 1:21 AM GMT

Eat my mom.
SkywalkerDude
#46983538Friday, May 13, 2011 12:51 AM GMT

Your computer may be at risk for noob attacks!! What would you like to do? 1. Get Chuck Norris To Protect Me 2. Make Nooby-Traps Around My Computer 3. Download Noob-Protection Software V-9001 4. Your Mom.....? 5. Call In An Airstrike 6. GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!! 7. All Of The Above 8. Call In Napoleon Dynamite 9. Call In Sylvester Stallone 10. All Of The Above 11. None Of The Above 12. The One Below This One 13. Down-grade to Windows Vista, And Hope It Wards Away Any Noobs.
SkywalkerDude
#46983772Friday, May 13, 2011 12:55 AM GMT

[continuing the above sequence] 14. Corrupt The Noob Army With Defective Personality Cores (Portal 2 Reference, LOL) 15. Shoot A Portal At The Moon, And Make It Suck In All The Noobs, Then Get A Robotic Overlord-Computer-Woman Thing To Pull Me Back And Close The Portal (massive Portal 2 reference, LOLOL) 16. Eat Some Pie, And Wait It Out In My Parents' Basement 17. Beat Up All The Noobs, Then Sing 'Still Alive' (another Portal reference? LOLWUT????) 18. Blow Up GLaDOS, Hoping That Then The Noobs Will Flee Away From My Comp
drews10
#46984040Friday, May 13, 2011 1:00 AM GMT

hmmm to much options how about i throw away this "system" and buy a new one?!?!?! ever heard of common sense
SkywalkerDude
#47248678Thursday, May 19, 2011 1:12 AM GMT

[continuing original sequence] 19. Use drews10 as a human shield 20. Use drews10 as a human club/sword. 21. Your Mom.....? (again, LOLOL) 22. Create A Massive LUA Loopkill Script And Put It On The Noobs 23. Create A Buggy Admin-Command Script, Let The Noobs Abuse It As They Hope To Loopkill Everyone, But Really, They End Up Loopkilling Themselves. 24. Your Mom....? (WTF AGAIN?????? LOLOLOLOL)
jesusrock0997
#47249841Thursday, May 19, 2011 1:32 AM GMT

I will run a norton securaty scan when completed throw santa and my chuck norris to take it out then nuke and and lock up my computer with a bomb in it! Ha now all noobs died
coolblox2334
#47253961Thursday, May 19, 2011 3:03 AM GMT

chuck norris hits the noob CHUCK NORRIS APROOVED PWNIN
SkywalkerDude
#47276358Thursday, May 19, 2011 10:56 PM GMT

[continue original sequence] 25. Have Chuck Norris Perform An Uber Roundhouse-Kick Of Death On The Noob!! 26. Stab It. 27. AVADA KEDAVRA!!! 28. FIRE MAH LAZAR????!!!!! 29. Turn Into Louis (L4D), And Go Crazy For Pills, And Let The Crazy Onto The Noob!!! (lolwut?) 30. PL0X!!!! 31. Hmmmm....... 32. Your Mom....... (OMGWTFBBQ???!!) 33. MY Mom......... (-_-)
TJtheburglar
#47276421Thursday, May 19, 2011 10:57 PM GMT

Illumiheammer [ Illumina + Darkheart + Banhammer = Illumiheammer ]
SkywalkerDude
#47276445Thursday, May 19, 2011 10:58 PM GMT

*computer guy reads list until he freaks out* WHY ARE THERE 34 FRIGGIN' OPTIONS???? GET THE FREAKIN NOOB OUT OF MY COMP!!!!! *computer* AUTOSELECT SEQUENCE INITIALIZED. System Will Now Read And Activate Each Option From The Sequence Until The Target N00B Has Been Neutralized. System Will Begin With Option 1.
NiceZombie34
#64742188Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:59 PM GMT

I eat the noob. :3
cideadfsbaman
#64744150Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:29 PM GMT

I controll Illumiheamarkzer to kill noob. [ Illumina + Darkheart + Banhammer + Venomshark + Razer= Illumiheamarkzer ]

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