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Me: Hey dude, how are you?
Noob: you like fart cause i like to fart can i fart on your face?
Me: O.o |
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SylroeJoin Date: 2011-05-10
Post Count: 171 |
Me: Why are you naked?
Noob: Cuz I don't got tix for sheit |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
-set- *playing a game where you survive a fire*
noob: *BTW, THIS noob had good grammer! D: *
HELP!! FIRE!!!
Me: DUDE! It's just a GAME!
Noob: SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!
Me: IT'S JUST A GAME!! man! >.>
Noob: I'LL CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!
Me: Oh, well, congrats on getting perma-ground by your parents.
Noob: THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IS HERE!!
Me: Oh, you are in SO much trouble! XD
*Noob left the server*
Me: HE GOT BANNED! XD XD XD
*Noob rejoins the game*
Noob: I'M BACK!!
Me: Oh, GREAT! *sarcastically.*
*Noob leaves the server again and I never saw him again* |
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Noob: y r u here?
Me: *why
Me: *are
Me: *you
Noob: I didnt ask u!
Me: I'm correcting you.
Noob: for what
Me: bad grammar.
Noob: whats that
Me: just go play the game.
*noob fails to jump over spike wall*
Noob: what
Me: lol noob.
Noob: NO
*noob rages then quits* |
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Noob: Immaz Crash the swervir
Robloxian: So
Noob: Wait idk how to crash ze server
Robloxian: Ok
Me: Horray |
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war tycoon 1
(or 2)
Me: *kills zombies*
Noob: *Kills me*
Me: *long raging*
Noob 2: *Kills me*
Me: *more long raging*
--While later--
Me: *brings in zombies to kill Noob 1* LOLOLOLOLOL
--When noob 2 and noob 1 had a duel--
Noob: *Pulls out reg sword*
Me: *owns using gun*
Noob: weegwegwegweg wegkjw egiu jhbn
Me: *kills the other one*
Noob 2: RIOIBOID WIF UIWF wfwqf
Me: Thats what ya' get for killing me!
It went on like that... until they finally left T_T |
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Well it "kinda" went on like that... |
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An average day at Sword Fighting Tournament on a school day for others...
Me: I have an extra day off of school. Thank you teacher conference, for letting me have a break on everything for a while.
Noob: lol i live where you do so i have school off too
Me: ZIP then?
(The following chat shows the actual noob being so smart that he actually said his ZIP code. I am hiding it for protection.)
Random Guy: you know i could've used command prompt to actually get your location and ip right
Me: Yeah.
Noob: no such thing as command prompt
Me: There is.
Noob: meanie next time we duel i will kill you to the death
(The "noob" thinks he's the best just because he's the highest on the leaderboard. He only used a linked sword and then used OP swords when he could get them.)
Me: Okay, man.
(When me and him get into a duel 2 rounds later...)
Noob: yes its my moment
Me: Ya sure about that?
Noob: duh i always win i have darkhart
Me: *hits in the back with spiked club and noob dies*
Noob: omg i will find where you live once i download command prompt
Me: Good luck.
(Pause...)
Noob: omg i have virus someone help me
Random Person: press alt+f4, duh.
(noob falls for it)
Me: Finally. Peace and quiet.
*Another noob acts horrible*
Me: UGH. |
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sarah2154Join Date: 2013-02-22
Post Count: 17 |
XD...that is the same thing that a noob told me |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
A noob was following me around and calling me 'cute' AND HE was the one calling ME a noob! |
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o really well i play cod you dont lol!
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exact words |
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powderskiJoin Date: 2012-03-05
Post Count: 248 |
*Le me hosting a training*
*Random noob appears* (He had good grammar oddly)
Me: :m FALL IN!
Noob: Admin me.
Me: No.
Noob: PLEASE!
Me: No, now FALL IN!
Noob: AMDIN ME!
Me: Admin for trainers only.
Noob: *pulls weapon* Gimme!
Me: No *Flings noob and makes his walk speed 1* :PM (Noob) Walk back and fall in.
Noob: *Walks back and rages* WTF MAN!
Me: I told you to fall in and stop disobeying.
Noob: I don't have to listen to you.
Me: Actually you do. *Makes him stand in corner for 5 minutes*
Noob: *after 5 minutes* Now can I have admin?
Me: Get out. *kicks*
This happens a lot... |
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Me: Hi.
Noob: Let's be friends!
Me: *quits game* |
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*I'm in my friends game and have admin*
Noob: Hi
Me: Hi there! Welcome.
Noob: Is there admin here?
Me: Yes there is.
Noob: give me admin
Me: Sorry, no
Noob: please?
Me: No
Noob: Please?
Me: no
Noob: I'm telling the owner!!!
Me: Ok then but you still won't get admin.
*My friend (Owner) goes offline*
Noob: Crap
Me: Well, what did I tell you?
Noob: I'm reporting you!!!
Me: what, for nothing?
*10 minutes later*
Me: I'm bored
Noob: crap!
Me: Well, now I'm reporting you
Noob: Why
Me: false reporting
Noob: You can't do that
Me: Yes I can
Me: Idiot
Noob: NO! YOUR AN IDIOT
Me: Thats what an idiot would say
Noob: FUUUUUUUUUUUdjbhdsgbsmBHFHbsbgj$8wegf4&
*goes at it for 4 more minutes*
Me: I'm done with this
Noob: what you gonna do you stupid idiot?
*Types /punish(Username)*
Noob: Aehryfhnsnhushfnskj
*leaves game*
Me: Much better :) |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
Okay, so I never really MET any noobs, all of that stuff was something I thought up! XD
Here's another one I made up:
Noob: IMMA FIRNG MEH LAZOR
Me: Go ahead! XD
*Noob pwnes me with lazor*
Me: Ouch!
Noob: I pawnetd youth
Me: Not for long. >:3
*I go and sword him*
Noob: WAHH! I WANT MEH MUMMY!!
Me: Yeah, your 'mummy' will what? 'Pear up' on me?
Noob: YEA
Me: Well then, go ahead.
*noob goes to the tomb, and gets a mummy*
Me: O_O
Noob: GO GETH HIMM!
*I drop my money and run, then I out-run the mummy, then the noob rages*
Noob: *rage quit*
Me: PHEW!
*Another noob does the same thing*
Me: UGG! *I quit the game*
That's my made up story. Like my other ones too? |
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TraxInfoJoin Date: 2012-09-25
Post Count: 697 |
-authority-
-this is made up-
-short story-
-doge-
Me : Ok guys regroup then we go spawncamp them
Noob : that's crazy enough to potato
teammates and enemies : *Pffffft* HAHAHAHAHAHA
Noob Shoots all the enemies
Enemies : WAAAT?!
Me : dude you're awesome
Noob : lolthx
◄ Doge will rise... ► |
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TraxInfoJoin Date: 2012-09-25
Post Count: 697 |
-Real-
-At Sandbox (Server 1)
Me : *Joins Server*
Noob : Can you hug me?
Me : Nu
Me : I love sand
◄ Doge will rise... ► |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
Okay, the one where the noob was following me and said I was cute, that WAS real. |
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Me:I love Doge's
Noob: hello
Me: Hello
Me: What are you doing in my place?
Noob: Hello
Me: Wdf...
Noob: Hello
Me: :kick (stingerJC) |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
~~~This is made up [ but it kinda happened in a different game]~~~
~In trucking tycoon~
*noob gets into my truck*
me: out...
noob: no
me: Out!
noob: no
Me: OUT!!
noob: no
me: OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noob: no
*I stay silent for a minuet*
noob: no
me: ?!?!
noob: no
me: noob... <.<
noob: no
me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! YOUR ANNOYING, AND ANNOYING PLAYERS ARE NOOBS!!!!!
noob: no
*noob FINALLY leaves my truck*
me: ah..
*after a couple of minuets, I see that noob, I'm still driving my truck, then drive over the noob*
noob: no
me: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*another noob joins up with the first one*
noobS: no
me: GREAT! A group 'no'
noobs: no
me: CAN YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE?!?!
noobs: no
*I think, '>:3'*
me: Are you awesome?
Me: are you a noob?
*noob #2 left the server*
noob #1: yes
everyone in the sevver: HAHAHAHAHA HE'S A NOOB! XD XD XD
noob: Y0U TRICKED M3!!!
everyone: keep telling yourself that.
*noob rages then quits* |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
server* |
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me: hey whats whith the spawn killing
noob: UR MOM LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
(awkward silence)
me: woooow
noob: OMG IM GONNA HACK U SOOOOO BAD
me: okkkkk
noob: I hacked u u have no money now
me:(checks) oh no I lost all my money... (sarcastic)
noob: WAIT WHAT IT WORKED?
mee: no
noob:oh #### |
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