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Any SFing game
*I get stabbed by noob*
Noob: Wanna be friends?
Me: Do you expect me to say yes after you stab me?
Noob: Wanna be friends?
*Noob jumps on my head repeatedly*
*I kill the noob*
Noob: omg i can free chat u idiot -.-
Me: ok
Noob: your robux is gone cuz i just hacked u
*I check to see my robux and it's still there*
Me: OMG my robux is gone!!!
Noob: pr00f
*I go into google chrome and inspect element of my robux, and then make it 0, take a pic then send him a decal*
Noob: omg im a hacker
Me: Right click then inspect element
Noob: How can i inspect water earth fire or air?
Me: -_- |
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now 2 (in trucking tycoon) lol
Noob: gta help me
Noob: silly help me
Gtavice: you help me
Noob: how
Random person: chaz
GTAVice: click flip
LOL this one didnt happen to me
and also some noob was in a truck of someones
it was lick:
570NJGoldberg: NOW
Random person: o poop
570NJGoldberg: GET OUT OF MY TRUCK
A starter noob: were di i repaint my truck (YES, it was spelt like that!)
the person again: wait there
LOLOLOL
this one didnt either
these are stories from others. like them? :D (i saw them in chat, there small though.) |
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Noob: Get out ODer
me: are you nuts
Noob: Yes, but you are an ODer
me: what
Noob: Stop calling me an ODer ODer
Me: "leaves party" |
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On Avionic:
*Noob steals my plane*
Me: NOOB GIVE ME MY PLANE BACK
Noob: Wanna be friends?
*Noob sends me friend request*
Noob: Accept you nubcake
Me: T_T just give me my plane
*Noob leaves. Guest starts jumping on my head*
Me:Urgh T_T |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
~~MADE UP~~
Noob: LALALA IM A NOOB!
Me: Yes, yes you are. xD
Noob: (Had caps lock on by mistake) I AM GOING TO SPAM
me: O.O
(noob rages)
(admin of the game)
admin: :ban noob
(I left to another server, and the noob was there.
Me: OH, NO!!
Noob: I'MMA STAND ON YO HEAD
(Noob jumps on my head)
(another admin was in that server, and he said:)
Admin: :Fling noob
(noob gets fling off the world)
(noob ragequits)
(guest 666 comes)
Me: OH, NO!! AN EVIL GUEST!
(BTW, the numbers are chosen randomly.)
(guest uses safechat)
Guest: hello
friend
Me: (Using safechat) Goodbye
(Not safechat) Guest
(Guest leaves)
Me: I did NOT think that would work! xD
(another noob comes)
Me: I'm out of here.
(I left.)
(Noob stalks me)
(I leave the website.) |
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mettadogJoin Date: 2012-06-02
Post Count: 3436 |
This was made up by me.
Me: (visiting someones tycoon)
Noob: GET OUT OF MY TYCOON GET THE TRUCK
Me: Truck?
Noob: /truck
(nothing happens)
Me: So where is the truck?
Noob: It's eating clouds
Me: Where are the clouds?
Other Guy: What's that truck falling from the sky?
Me: AAAAH
The owner of the place was the noob, I didn't realise.
Remember, I made this up.
~I am a potato. Tru stori bro~ |
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roversfanJoin Date: 2011-04-17
Post Count: 1123 |
Noob: IM GOING TO HACK YOU RIVERSFAN IF YOU DON GIVE ME ALL YOUR ROBUX
Me: You don't have BC so I can't donate to you.
Noob: THATS IT IM HACKING YOU WITH CHEAT ENGINE
Me: And what will be the process of doing that?
(Pause)
He leaves the game. |
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Noob: Give me admin Idiot
Me: No you noob.
Noob: YOUR THE NOOB
Me: Noob says what (spams)
Noob:what
Me:LOL
Noob: Whats so funny
Me:Nothing
Noob: DONATE TO ME
Me: nah im good
Noob:I'LL REPORT YOU
Me: Go ahead and try
Noob: Umm how do you report again
NEXT DAY
Noob:I KNOW HOW TO REPORT KNOW THIS IS YOUR L@ST CH@NCE
Me: Im not donating nub
Noob: Reports
Me: I'll report you for FALSE REPORTING
Noob:IM SOWWY D:
Noob: Can you donate
Me: *kill me*
AT SPOTH
Diferent noob:HEY
Me: Hey is for horses
Noob: WHY YOU KILL MEH
Me: because this is a killing game
Noob: Wanna be frwands
Me: NEVER YOU NOOB |
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roblox dodgeball
Blue team: Noob
Me (a red member): Umad????
Blue team: Noobs!
Blue team: red is a noobs
--While later!--
Blue team: i am reporting red all
Me: I know your kidding
--Pause--
Blue team: no i really am
It might be exaggerated!
But its real!!! |
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And first, REPORTING FOR KILLING? Thats a noob! And calling people who kill a noob... wow! |
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static321Join Date: 2013-09-09
Post Count: 3222 |
Here's a real good one that happened to me about a month ago in Lumber Tycoon :3
NOOB: hey u want a chainsaw
ME: Sure
NOOB: eat ma poo first
ME: What?
NOOB: EAT MA POO OR NO GET CHAINSAW!
ME: ...
NOOB: EAT MA POO NAOW!
ME: Okay!
NOOB: *gives me chainsaw* ok eat ma poo naow
ME: Nope.
NOOB: OMG NUB! U CANT DO DAT!!!!
ME: Uh yes I can
NOOB: UMG U R A HAXOR!
ME: lol
NOOB: NDNHNNUDHUDFHIFDHUIFHEUIFGHUIBU
ME: Get out.
*noob has ragequit*
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*im the noob in this picture* *before I could free chat* I completely forgot one, actually... lol |
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im just gonna make it up... Me: *INVITES A NOOB OVER TO HIS HOUSE ON SANDBOX* Noob: Al your base belong to me! Me: wut? Noob: ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO ME NOW, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Me: Actually, I can. *pulls out the shovel, grabs spikes, and places them on the noob* Noob: *dies* Noob: WTF! COME TO MY BASE! AND BY THAT I MEAN YOURS! *hahaha that never happened.* |
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Wait I remembered one! Noob: Noobcaik is better then cookies. Me: Pfft. Kookees are better. |
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BulbosoreJoin Date: 2013-10-31
Post Count: 1175 |
on my other account Masterlukario who joined in 2008
noob: I'm mastercheif i joined in 2006
me: You are not and it's spelt (i use australian english) MasterchIEF.
noob: I said that u idiot
me: uh....
noob: well I joined in 2006 noob
me: where's your veteran badge
noob: it's right on my profile NOOB
me: *checks* *sarcasm* Oh god you do have the vet. badge!
noob: NOOOOOOB
me: do you know what noob means?
noob: an IDIOT
me: dumb idiot, it means bad experience or new
noob: I SAID THAT
me: you still joined in 2012 noob (this was in 2012)
noob: DIFJOASJASDIFJIASDOFJIASDJI
(we argued on and on)
noob: I AM MASTERCHEIF YOU IDIOT AND IT IS SPELT LIKE THAT
me: *facepalm*
noob: UUUUUUUUUUGGHHH WHAT DOES THAT MEAN *ragequit* |
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BulbosoreJoin Date: 2013-10-31
Post Count: 1175 |
this is made up
me: *peace and quiet in my own place that looks like the map that Builderman used in his 2008 roblox trailer*
*noob comes*
noob: HEEEYYYYY I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA
me: ha now I know where you live
noob: hey ur suposed 2 be at school
me: it's sunday here and in australia, why would I go to school
noob: i'm reporting you
me: I'm waiting.......
noob: that's it i'm haxing u
noob: wait how do you hax tell me
me: you really think I'm gonna tell you
noob: uggghhhhhh my game is so slow help it
me: ok
me: what's your address
*he actually tells me (remember this is made-up)*
me: ok wait
me: is it fast
noob: no
me: ok are you on a laptop
noob: yes
me: you know that button that looks like an apple?
noob: yeah
me: hold it for 10 seconds
noob fell for it
Me: aaahhh peace and quiet
nooB: HA I'M BACK
me: ban/noob
my admin script isn't finished so I still hear the chat from him and he hears me
noob: YOU IDIOT GET A LIFE
me: I have a life
noob: JUST UNBAN me
me: ok just press alt+f4
noob fell for it again
little did he know I had psychic powers and I made him not remember the game and the conversation we had |
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I maed dis and it rocs
nob : hi
me : no
nob : IMMA RIPORTZ U NOB
me : im no nob
nob : yish u arrrr
me : i kic yo as if dnt stp caling 2007 nob
nob : buttttttt i'm am from 2007
me : of cors, now gt out nob
nob : N0!!1111 1M GOINGRUSEGHUIREg3br3urg TO RIPORT US GJRHAJEHWFU4QGBH
*le nob quits*
me : god fo u kfc
#theend |
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Imma playing a pokemon roblox game. This is what happens:
Me: Yay! My Totodile evolved!
Noob:I bet I could beat you
Me: Oh yeah? Have fun trying to beat a Cracanaw, Vaperion, Butterfree, Golbat and Seel.
Noob: I'LL BEAT YOU
Me: Have fun
*The noob had a cyndaquill a pidgy, I beat him very easily*
Noob: I reported you for being a hacking bully
Me: I have a feeling an idiot has been in the server
*Everyone laughs*
Me: Ok, I'll report you for false reporting
Noob: Then I'll report you again
Me: Roblox moderators aren't that stooped
Noob: SURE???????
Me: Yeah, kinda am
Noob: Smart ###
Me: Oh, look who is being a bully using offensive language now?
Noob: OH YEAH TRY TO REPORT ME
*Noob quits*
Me: Dummy
*I quit the server, I remembered the noobs name, reported him and joined*
Me: I reported him
Random Dude: Well, that argument was funny
Me: Eh, I hated the argument
*Everyone laughes*
*Two hours later*
Me: I'll see the noob's profile
ROBLOX: The item you have requested does not exist
Me: That was fast
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Noob: Sooo. Could I have admin?
Me: No.
Noob: Could I have SSJ100?
Me: No.
Noob: Admin?
Me: No...
Noob: COME ON MAN I WANT ADMIN
Me: No.
Noob: I'M GOING TO HACK YOU AND DESTROY THIS GAME AND
Me: Okay.
Noob left |
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BulbosoreJoin Date: 2013-10-31
Post Count: 1175 |
^
i liked that
ok i make my own
In Pokemon Adventures
Noob: I have a real Pokemon game
Me: Well me too!
Noob: My team is way better than yours
Me: Okay what is it?
Noob: I got a level 2 Pidgey and a level 6 Chikorita. my whole team. SOOOO GOOD
Me: Oh yeah well I have a level 67 Typhlosion, a level 67 Gyarados, a level 68 Ampharos, a level 66 Gengar, a level 72 Togekiss and a level 67 Donphan and I've beaten Red with it and his pokemon levels were above EIGHTY! (this is my actual team in my pokemon game)
Noob: Wow that is so weak, I could defeat you with one Pokemon.
Me: Oh yeah well let's get those Pokemon and battle!
Noob: I already have it.
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot.
*i got my pokemon and leveled up*
Me: Let's battle!
*defeated noob with one Pokemon*
Noob: You obviously haxed! I'm H4XING UUUUU!
Me: Well I'm waiting
Noob: All your robux AND TIX ARE GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: *sarcasm* Oh my god it really is!
Me: *inspect element and screenshot*
Noob: Oh my god! IIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMM A HACKLERR!!!!!!!!!!!J OAFDFISOJFIASDJ
Me: I was joking, I changed the ROBUx and TIX number.
NOob: I'M REPORTING UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*he rages for another hour*
Everyone: OH JUST SHUT UP
Noob: Oh my god u guyz r so mean you are--
Owner comes in
Owner: So what's happening!
Friend: This stupid raging noob is so annoying! He's raging right now!
Owner: Oh I see.
Owner: ban/noob
Noob left the server
Everyone: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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(This actually happened once)
*I join a personal server about pixel art*
*I want to see the pixel art*
Everyone else: OMG OMG OMG OMG ITS THE HACKER RUN RUN RUN AAAAHHHH BAN/KYLE AAAHH OMG OMG OMGOM OMOGMO GMOG MOGMOGMGOMGO
Me: Im no hacker!
Owner: ban/kyle
Everyone: WE BANNED THE HACKER YAAAY
Me after banned in real life: What? |
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I'm on a PBS once and this happened
*Noob starts deleting my house I built*
Me: Hey stop it!
Noob: ONLY IF U GIVE ME YOUR ROBUX
Me: No!
*noob sends friend request*
Noob: I HAVE THE POWER TO HAX YOUR ROBUX MUAHAHAHHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Noob: REPORTED AND I STEALED YOUR ROBUX HAHAAHHA
*checks robux,sees its all still there*
Me: ugm ur rite u hax0rd my robucks
Noob: MUAHAHAHHAHAHHA! SEE!
Me: I was being sarcastic.
*noob rage quits* |
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Me : *spawns kills him*
Noob : I'm reporting u
Me : For what?
Noob : Abuse
Me : Do it.
Me : Continues to spawn kills*
Noob : *ragequits* |
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Me: Hello
Because I'm a noob |
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