MivenJoin Date: 2008-04-21
Post Count: 635 |
I search an book that translations the laungause into english. |
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I use 300 Reference.
THIS! IS! SPARTA! |
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ORLY? Translation:
Gohanions: one three four three zero-Fi.
Your units:
Shelter (LV2): reduces the damage taken.
Laptop (LV1): buying goods in the battle.
Bunk bed (LV2): in some cases, prevents access to the dead, and reduces the time that I was dead for.
Old cell phones: Call
Special:
Claur Lance (legendary weapon): Lance is capable of a long genetic modification ...
Memberships:
dbay (LV2)
Coach Depot (LV1)
Consumables:
Phoenix Feather (X10) revives one ally fell immediately.
Shop:
Units, general | dbay:
Phoenix Feather: 350 Gohanions. Revives one ally fell immediately.
Book of IQ: 350 Gohanions. Give partial information of its President at the beginning of the battle.
Units, general | Z Totem Shopping
Most totems are free.
Plague totem: do not buy
Heel stone totem: do not buy
Torment totem: do not buy
Frozen totem: do not buy
Siphon totem: do not buy
Said notice Totem: coach defeat XII.
Totem and wounded: 70500 gohanions each. Totem removes the armor off the boss. No cash, but the multiplier.
Health coach points: One.
Totem Armor: 0 (0)
The health of all points: - 300.
Oh, I use the lance on him. |
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I summon Sepulchure, and his pet fluffy.
I get on fluffy, and make him use burn.
[Does around 350-700 damage to boss each turn]
Sepulchure uses Doom Weakness, which makes his defense against him -500 to darkness.
Sepulchure uses Stun, Sleep, and Leech. [ Steals 5000 health every round ]
Sepulchure Stats"
ATTK: 9999 Speed: 9999 Defense: 9999 Block: 9999 Same with fluffy. :3 |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
Gohanions: 134700.
Your Items:
Shelter (LV2): Reduces damage taken.
Laptop (LV1): Buy items in battle.
Bunk Bed (LV2): Sometimes prevents getting PWNED, and decreases the time you are PWNED for.
Ancient Cellphone: Call
Special:
Claur's Lance (LEGENDARY WEAPON): A long lance capable of genetic modification... ohohoho.
Memberships:
dbay (LV2)
boss depo (LV1)
Consumables:
Phoenix Feather (X10) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY.
THE SHOP:
General Items | dbay:
Phoenix Feather: 350 Gohanions. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY.
Intelligence Book: 350 Gohanions. Grants partial information on the boss at the beginning of the battle.
General Items | Ze Totem Shop
Most totems are free.
Plague Totem: Not Bought
Stoneheel Totem: Not Bought
Doom Totem: Not Bought
Frozen Totem: Not Bought
Siphon Totem: Not Bought
Dud totem: 75000 gohanions EACH. removes totem armour off the boss. no cash multiplier however.
BHP: -300
everyone's HP: -300
miven: translation no save you, fatty.
sundown: so?
shadow: translation no save you, fatty.
btw, the lance only causes an OHKO should the boss not be someone who drops a legandary weapon (bosses 10, 20, 30, etc.) or spamacker (4, 8, 12, etc.)
mico: OMGHAX THIS IS JUST TOO POWERFUL SO WILST I'M ALLOWING SUCH AN OVERPOWERED ATTACK TO GO THOUGH I WILL SAY LONG WORDS SUCH AS ZIGGURAT AND MNEMONIC AND OTHER WORDS THAT MAKE NO SENSE SO ARE YOU ANNOYED THAT I'M DEALING SO MUCH DAMAGE TO THE ENEMY BUT HEY IT'S A NEGATIVE NUMBER, HOW DOES THAT LOL CAN THAT MAKE SENSE? OH WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN GUESS AND BE CORRECT IF YOU ACTUALLY USE SOMETHING BETWEEN THOSE EARS FOR ONCE AND OMG ALREADY SEVEN LINES OF COMPLETE RANT IN UNDER 10 MINUTES SO WHAT THE LOL AM I DOING; I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW SO HELP ME EAT PIE AND SOMEHOW STOP YOU BEING ANNOYED OF THIS BOSS HAVING INFINATE HEALTH damage!
BHP: -2375834234745647567634657346573485734985263761357812358 |
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Oh yeah, I forgot that this was Spamacker. Is the boss dead? |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
nope. >:3
me and kierany had a bet on who could create the most evil brainteser, TADA! |
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I HEAL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I use Retrograde Hitting.
• All misses become hits and all hits become misses.
Then I use Swifter Than You Bro.
• Allows me to do my next attack in this post before the poster above.
Then I use Retrograde.
• Damage = healing and vice versa. |
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Sepulchure and Fluffy uses Ultimate Leech, steals half the health of the boss every 5 rounds [ 5 rounds = next 5 posts ] I then use Spamacker Hacker Disaster which allows me to control the boss, and I make the boss hit himself for 10 rounds [ Next 10 posters it ends :3 ]
I then use Delete on the boss :3
I use Infinite Sword Cutter which does well it hits the boss 95000 times nonstop
[ All hits deal 95000000-100000000000000000000000000000000000000 damage ]
Overpoweredness ftw. |
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Switched element to Negative, which deals negative damage :3 |
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I heal before sundown uses those spells. |
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/le wait for Frozen to rate |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
o.o
my post didn't get though...
ah well.
shadowman:
YOU...
YOU FIGURED IT OUT...
AND NOW...
YOU MUST SUFFER.
spamacker tranforms!
BHP: 90001
everyone's HP: 300.
spamacker uses >:U! he's angry, and deflects all ye attacks! |
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I use uber-quick n00b instant hit.
It hits regardless of anything going on, and hits first ALWAYS. |
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>:U DID IT TRANSFORM BACK INTO THE RAIG PIE!?!?!? |
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Sepulchure uses Leech, Fluffy uses Primal Undead Dragon Attack >:L
I smack him with the fattest guy in the world >:L
And I make a barrier around me OVERPOWEREDNESS FTW >:D |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
(who wants to honour of connecting this post to the items? :3)
BHP: 90001
everyone's HP: 300.
sundown: imperfect attack!
sundown's HP: 0 (25)
bed saves you!
sundown's HP: 30.
shadowman: assumption!
shadowman's HP: 0 (25)
mico: overpowered!
mico's HP: 0 (25)
oyus, annoying. >:D |
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Use a pheonix feather on me or perish. |
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>:O WHAT (25) I haz 25 moar lives? lolfailidunnowhyiamtrollingchubyebye
:3 I stab myself. 9500 damage. e3e |
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I nom on a salad.
+HP
Then I throw the empty tin at the boss.
Anyways:
Staff of Transformation: allows you to transform something. Bosses can only be transformed once, whereas it has infinite use upon you... |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
Gohanions: 134700.
Your Items:
Shelter (LV2): Reduces damage taken.
Laptop (LV1): Buy items in battle.
Bunk Bed (LV2): Sometimes prevents getting PWNED, and decreases the time you are PWNED for.
Ancient Cellphone: Call
Special:
Claur's Lance (LEGENDARY WEAPON): A long lance capable of genetic modification... ohohoho.
Memberships:
dbay (LV2)
boss depo (LV1)
Consumables:
Phoenix Feather (X10) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY.
THE SHOP:
General Items | dbay:
Phoenix Feather: 350 Gohanions. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY.
Intelligence Book: 350 Gohanions. Grants partial information on the boss at the beginning of the battle.
General Items | Ze Totem Shop
Most totems are free.
Plague Totem: Not Bought
Stoneheel Totem: Not Bought
Doom Totem: Not Bought
Frozen Totem: Not Bought
Siphon Totem: Not Bought
Tuna Apple: Not Bought
Dud totem: 75000 gohanions EACH. removes totem armour off the boss. no cash multiplier however.
BHP: 1
everyone's HP: 300.
sundown's HP: 30.
shadowman's HP: 0 (25)
mico's HP: 0 (25)
shadowman: demand!
shadowman's HP: 0 (50)
mico: fail assumption!
mico's HP: 0 (50)
bed saves you!
mico's HP: 30.
sundown: vegetarism!
sundown's HP: 0 (75)
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There is nothing wrong with being a vegetarian.
Thus, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
(sundown, ikr? but spamacker is a racist, genderist extremist who believes his opinion is the correct one. and he hates vegatarism.)
sundown: CAPITALISED WORDS!
sundown's HP: 0 (100)
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