BOSS BATTLES! Gohan234's Version CAME BACK!

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#55546382Thursday, September 29, 2011 6:56 PM GMT

i summon can o' noob and Justin Bieber to seranade him

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#55546402Thursday, September 29, 2011 6:56 PM GMT

I use Spamacker's logic against himself. Since there's capitalized words in the post above, and I had my KO time extended, Spamacker is forced to suffer the same fate.

Espithel

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#55546759Thursday, September 29, 2011 7:08 PM GMT

seeing that this brainteser will only be possible with a little help... Gohanions: 134700. Your Items: Shelter (LV2): Reduces damage taken. Laptop (LV1): Buy items in battle. Bunk Bed (LV2): Sometimes prevents getting PWNED, and decreases the time you are PWNED for. Ancient Cellphone: Call Special: Claur's Lance (LEGENDARY WEAPON): A long lance capable of genetic modification... ohohoho. Memberships: dbay (LV2) boss depo (LV1) Consumables: Phoenix Feather (X10) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. THE SHOP: General Items | dbay: Phoenix Feather: 350 Gohanions. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. Intelligence Book: 350 Gohanions. Grants partial information on the boss at the beginning of the battle. General Items | Ze Totem Shop Most totems are free. Plague Totem: Not Bought Stoneheel Totem: Not Bought Doom Totem: Not Bought Frozen Totem: Not Bought Siphon Totem: Not Bought Tuna Apple: Not Bought Dud totem: 75000 gohanions EACH. removes totem armour off the boss. no cash multiplier however. sundown's HP: 0 (100) shadowman's HP: 0 (50) mico's HP: 30. bronze: apostraphy! bronze's HP: 0 (25) sundown: retrogarde! sundown's HP: 0 (125) spamacker uses your puny minds cannot fathom! if you don't activate a totem in three turns, he wins! :/

SundownMKII

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#55548826Thursday, September 29, 2011 7:57 PM GMT

What's this "Tuna Apple"? Also. I'd get the Siphon. Sounds like it would slowly drain your HP, which can be easily replenished over a period of time using HP-restoring moves. Also. For every word that is improperly spelled in Frozen's posts, there is damage done against the boss. Mhmm.

shadowman0210

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#55559698Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:03 PM GMT

I COMMAND YOU TO USE A PHEONIX FEATHER ON ME... And maybe the cellphone?

SundownMKII

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#55559978Thursday, September 29, 2011 11:07 PM GMT

The cellphone would be used in vain. ~smkii

MidnightTapperMico

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#55584728Friday, September 30, 2011 2:25 PM GMT

I BUY A TOTEM AND ACTIVATE IT D:

Espithel

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#55585191Friday, September 30, 2011 2:49 PM GMT

*facepalm* well, at least someone marginally got it. :/ Gohanions: 134700. Your Items: Shelter (LV2): Reduces damage taken. Laptop (LV1): Buy items in battle. Bunk Bed (LV2): Sometimes prevents getting PWNED, and decreases the time you are PWNED for. Ancient Cellphone: Call Special: Claur's Lance (LEGENDARY WEAPON): A long lance capable of genetic modification... ohohoho. Memberships: dbay (LV2) boss depo (LV1) Consumables: Phoenix Feather (X10) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. THE SHOP: General Items | dbay: Phoenix Feather: 350 Gohanions. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. Intelligence Book: 350 Gohanions. Grants partial information on the boss at the beginning of the battle. General Items | Ze Totem Shop Most totems are free. Plague Totem: Not Bought Stoneheel Totem: Not Bought Doom Totem: Not Bought Frozen Totem: Not Bought Siphon Totem: takes 10% off everyone, and heals the boss by 20%. (3) Tuna Apple: Not Bought Dud totem: 75000 gohanions EACH. removes totem armour off the boss. no cash multiplier however. shadowman's HP: 0 (50) mico's HP: 30. bronze's HP: 0 (25) sundown's HP: 0 (125) sundown: your puny mind cannot fathom what it does. SIPHON TOTEM, ACTIVATED! EFFECT: takes 30 HP off of everyone (10%) and heals the boss by 60 every turn. multiplier bonus: 3. cash multiplier: 2.5. (1 + 1.5, remember, used in battle before the first turn so halved.) shadowman: gohan strikes! GOHAN USES DOOM BLADE! HE REMOVES A DIGET OFF OF THE BHP! BHP: 9-001. sundown: assumption! sundown's HP: 150. everyone's HP: 270. BHP 27010.

SundownMKII

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#55593024Friday, September 30, 2011 7:41 PM GMT

I rofl'd. For every vowel used, Spamacker is forced to pay one cent because this is Wheel of Fortune. Then the wheel shoots lasers at Spamacker. Wheel HP: 1/1

shadowman0210

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#55600870Friday, September 30, 2011 10:03 PM GMT

Use a pheonix feather on me... NAO.

Espithel

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#55706325Sunday, October 02, 2011 11:25 AM GMT

Gohanions: 134700. Your Items: Shelter (LV2): Reduces damage taken. Laptop (LV1): Buy items in battle. Bunk Bed (LV2): Sometimes prevents getting PWNED, and decreases the time you are PWNED for. Ancient Cellphone: Rechargeing Special: Claur's Lance (LEGENDARY WEAPON): A long lance capable of genetic modification... ohohoho. Memberships: dbay (LV2) boss depo (LV1) Consumables: Phoenix Feather (X10) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. THE SHOP: General Items | dbay: Phoenix Feather: 350 Gohanions. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. Intelligence Book: 350 Gohanions. Grants partial information on the boss at the beginning of the battle. General Items | Ze Totem Shop Most totems are free. Plague Totem: Not Bought Stoneheel Totem: Not Bought Doom Totem: Not Bought Frozen Totem: Not Bought Siphon Totem: takes 10% off everyone, and heals the boss by 20%. (3) Tuna Apple: Not Bought Dud totem: 75000 gohanions EACH. removes totem armour off the boss. no cash multiplier however. shadowman's HP: 0 (50) mico's HP: 30. bronze's HP: 0 (25) multiplier bonus: 1.5. cash multiplier: 2.5. sundown's HP: 0 (150) everyone's HP: 270. BHP 27010. sundown: rotation! sundown's HP: 0 (175) shadow: demand! shadowman's HP: 0 (75) super uber mega hint: fish is tasty when combined with fruit.

SundownMKII

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#55711046Sunday, October 02, 2011 1:45 PM GMT

I assume that Spamacker will explode within five seconds. Also, get the tuna apple.

Espithel

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#55780901Monday, October 03, 2011 5:10 PM GMT

Gohanions: 134700. Your Items: Shelter (LV2): Reduces damage taken. Laptop (LV1): Buy items in battle. Bunk Bed (LV2): Sometimes prevents getting PWNED, and decreases the time you are PWNED for. Ancient Cellphone: Rechargeing Special: Claur's Lance (LEGENDARY WEAPON): A long lance capable of genetic modification... ohohoho. Memberships: dbay (LV2) boss depo (LV1) Consumables: Phoenix Feather (X10) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. THE SHOP: General Items | dbay: Phoenix Feather: 350 Gohanions. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. Intelligence Book: 350 Gohanions. Grants partial information on the boss at the beginning of the battle. General Items | Ze Totem Shop Most totems are free. Plague Totem: Not Bought Stoneheel Totem: Not Bought Doom Totem: Not Bought Frozen Totem: Not Bought Siphon Totem: takes 10% off everyone, and heals the boss by 20%. (3) Tuna Apple: Not Bought Dud totem: 75000 gohanions EACH. removes totem armour off the boss. no cash multiplier however. shadowman's HP: 0 (50) mico's HP: 30. bronze's HP: 0 (25) multiplier bonus: 1.5. cash multiplier: 2.5. sundown's HP: 0 (150) everyone's HP: 270. BHP 27010. sundown: rotation! sundown's HP: 0 (175) shadow: demand! shadowman's HP: 0 (75) sundown: YOU... YOU FIGURED IT OUT... AND NOW... YOU MUST SUFFER... spamacker uses final revels! he transforms! everyone's HP: 300. sundown's HP: X (200) BHP: 90001. FIGHT >:3

IonScience

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#55798792Monday, October 03, 2011 10:26 PM GMT

can i join?

shadowman0210

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#55804208Monday, October 03, 2011 11:32 PM GMT

I slash him a few times like I'm in some anime, with a big sword or something.

SundownMKII

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#55812932Tuesday, October 04, 2011 1:18 AM GMT

JRPG SWORD. I demand a refund!

Hamilah2

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#55823781Tuesday, October 04, 2011 5:10 AM GMT

I come back after a really long tie of not being active here! Then I grab a random sword and use SWORD RAGE! (wow first time i didnt use a pokemon)

Espithel

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#55828279Tuesday, October 04, 2011 3:12 PM GMT

Gohanions: 134700. Your Items: Shelter (LV2): Reduces damage taken. Laptop (LV1): Buy items in battle. Bunk Bed (LV2): Sometimes prevents getting PWNED, and decreases the time you are PWNED for. Ancient Cellphone: Rechargeing Special: Claur's Lance (LEGENDARY WEAPON): A long lance capable of genetic modification... ohohoho. Memberships: dbay (LV2) boss depo (LV1) Consumables: Phoenix Feather (X10) Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. THE SHOP: General Items | dbay: Phoenix Feather: 350 Gohanions. Revives ONE fallen ally INSTANTLY. Intelligence Book: 350 Gohanions. Grants partial information on the boss at the beginning of the battle. General Items | Ze Totem Shop Most totems are free. Plague Totem: Not Bought Stoneheel Totem: Not Bought Doom Totem: Not Bought Frozen Totem: Not Bought Siphon Totem: takes 10% off everyone, and heals the boss by 20%. (3) Dud totem: 75000 gohanions EACH. removes totem armour off the boss. no cash multiplier however. multiplier bonus: 1.5. cash multiplier: 2.5. everyone's HP: 270. sundown's HP: X (200) BHP: 90001. totem armour: 500. (1) ion: you don't need to ask. of course! :D shadow: 567 damage! reduced to 67 damage because of totem armour! raised to 267 because of claur's lance! BHP: 89734. sundown: gohanions: 134701. refunded. enjoy your extra gohanion. hamilah: what's with the swords? o.o 1204 damage! reduced to 704 damage because of totem armour! raised to 904 because of claur's lance! BHP: 88830. spamacker uses your fate is thrice sealed! attacks that deal damage equal to a multiple of three deal no damage!