Ban a video game from the market for a ridiculous or over-dramatic reason! I'll start.
EARTHWORM JIM IS AN EVIL GAME THAT WILL MAKE KIDS GO TO JUNKYARDS AND MAKE THEM MAKE COWS GO FLYING INTO THE AIR WITH A FRIDGE AND THEN MAKE THEM MAKE CROWS AND VICIOUS JUNKYARD DOGS EXPLODE WITH A RAYGUN AND THEN MAKE THEM DESTROY A FAT MAN WHO PUKES FISH AND THEN MAKE THEM BLAST OFF ON A ROCKET AND MAKE THEM RACE FAT CROWS IN SPACE SUITS IN SPACE WITHOUT A HELMET! THEY'LL DIE OF NO AIR IN SPACE! THIS GAME SHOULD BE BANNED!
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