Say simple things about something you hate like this:
Dont you hate it when: People reply to post thats been dead for a year?
Dont you hate it when: You lose your wallet on a perfect day?
Make it so that they say
Yes, or No like so
Dont you hate it when ect...
Person below
Yes
Dont you hate it when . ect...?
here lets see...
Yes
Dont you hate it when some one touches your food?