jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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March 16th
I had to take a test that would go on my permanent record but Samantha started throwing pencils at me. I got detention for 3 days but I don't know why I was punished. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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March 17th
I accidently fell asleep in class during a important test. I failed the test and got detention for 5 hours. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
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March 18th
My mom and dad said we where going on a late vacation. I thought it would be fun going to Disney World, but the day before I left, I got alot of work to do on vacation and a noogie from Samatha. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
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March 19th
The plane almost crashed into a tower when we where flying and we had to put on oxigen masks. I couldn't get mine on and it took me a minute until I did it right. Then the loudspeaker said that we could take them off, and then we landed. We got into a car and drove to our hotel. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
March 20th.
We had to drive back because of a Hurricane. When I got to school I still got detention even though I took a vacation. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
March 21st
The school went on a field trip to the zoo. While viewing the alligator pit, Evil samantha pushed me in. I had to go to the hospital again. |
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March 22,
I had to get my arm replaced with a brass arm because the alligators devoured my arm. Luckily, Mr. Weegee FINALLY came back and Mr. Trololo was the new detention teacher. Later we went on a field trip to the Candy Kingdom, it was the same as it was on that show "Adventure Time". However, Samantha ended up eating Princess Bubblegum and she blamed it on me. Then I was arrested... again. |
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March 23,
I made it out of jail because Mr. Weegee bailed me out, and that costed him $150,000. He (and everyone else) still thought it was me, and he was mad about me getting arrested and having him pay for my bail. So, he gave me detention. Now I was stuck in a room with Mr. Trololo and a ton of bullies and bad kids. Later, when he FINALLY let us out, I got beat up by Samantha because SHE wanted to go to jail but I ended up having to go there. |
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March 24,
In jail,they always gave me nasty fish and food.Finally a friend got me out.but then kids kept throwing sticks at me. |
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EzkoJoin Date: 2009-12-09
Post Count: 45 |
March 25,
I got expelled for writing 2,001 words in a 2,000 word essay. D:< |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
March 26
It was bring your pet to work day so I brought my dog. However Evil Samantha brought A T.Rex and I thought they were extinct. I had to go to the hospital again. I'm starting to wonder why. |
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March 27th:
I have 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pieces of homework for tommorow. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
March 28th.
We went on a field trip to a Leprechaun pot of gold factory again and all the Leprechauns pinched me because I wasn't wearing green |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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March 29th
Guess what Samantha did. She put a snapping turtle in my desk and 5000 bees in my locker. I don't wanna talk about the rest of the day. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
March 30th
This was even worse than yesterday. Evil Samantha gave me a wasp's nest at lunch and told me it was a giant cookie. Ever been stung on the inside by wasps? It hurt. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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March 31st
A field trip to the newspaper factory went wrong. When we were vewing the copier that makes copies of newspapers, guess who pushed me in. Now there was several me's and my clones got detention with me. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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April 1st.
April fools day. Samantha gave me a present however when I opened it a boxing glove came out and punched me. Samantha then said APRIL FOOLS |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
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April 2nd
I brought an iPhone to school for show and tell, but I got carried away and used it as a calculater for math. I sit beside this tattletale, and he saw me slip it into my desk. Uh-oh. The teacher came over and banged her ruler on my desk (are they even aloud to do that anymore?). She gave me a twelve week detention. Gripes. When I went to lunch, the lunch lady made something really bad, and everybody got the Z-Virus. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
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April 3rd
When I went home, my mom got the virus too. I thought I wouldn't have to go to school, but mom was a little to grumpy and made me! What is she thinking. All the teachers smelled like burgers for the rest of the day. I couldn't resist biting the gym teacher's leg. |
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April 3,
We had a 1,337 word essay on who invented the 1337 Language and why they made it. I ended up getting so much research that my essay was 1,338 words. Because of that, detention. Later, as I was at detention, an Alien Kid shot the teacher with a laser gun and he blamed it on me. Mr. Trololo (the teacher) punished me by singing the Trololo Song and doing the Troll Dance in front of my face. For TEN HOURS STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Late post. Mine is April 4 then. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
April 5th,
I was going to my homeroom, but on the door it said that the teacher quit!!!! I WAS SOOO HAAPPPYYY :DDD
So I just went to my locker to get my math stuff, but it turned out to be a portal to a planet where Samatha ruled everything! I ended up getting trapped, and I had to go to this school thats on a ship. |
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April 5,
Samantha evil died from Planting a bomb by my house when i was gone and she set it to 1 and she thought it was 500 |
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April 7 (RURAL's is April 6),
Samantha was dead. I knew that. However, there was a cousin who was 3 TIMES AS EVIL AS HER that used to live in Las Vegas. BUT SHE'S MOVING HERE! I'm scared...I literally peed myself when I heard this news. Her name was Grace Evil. And to make the news worse, it turned out she was going to our school, AND MY CLASS! And our new teacher, he was pretty cool, though. His name was Mr. TeaAndCrumpets. He was British. And every day he gave us some tea and crumpets, which tasted awesome. However, Samantha told Grace about me and now I was her main target at bullying/killing/torturing. |
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April 8
I put up rocket luanchers facing everywhere on my body and i have a button that launched them all with a DNA launcher that can sense if its grace and it launches rockets at her. |
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