s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
April 9th
Ok, maybe I went a little to far with the Grace thing. I actually hid in my closet! I couldn't believe my mom didn't find me. She gave up at 11:00 AM. I decided to go meet the neighbors that had moved in next door. So I walked down the street and knocked on their door to say Hi. But it turned out that the people that lived their where Samatha's parents!!! Atleast they didn't know I was there when she died. Golly! I ran back to the house as fast as I could. I am not going by that house one more time without an adult occumpying me. To make things worse, the cleaners came, and they found me playing video games upstairs and called my mom!!! Busted!! |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
April 10
I got sick. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
April 11
As I went to school, everybody started whispering that Grace has her birthday today. I hung low because I didn't want to get invited, but she found me when I slipped on the CARPETED AREA. Gee, what a fool I looked like. Even my crush was giggling behind her history book. Grace grabbed me by my collar and shoved an inventation in my mouth. It said her birthday party was April 13, at the public library. I wonder what she wants it at the library for. After throwing me agaisnt the floor, Grace just strolls away. I feel angry at her as I walk to class. I got there two seconds late, and I got sent to the principal for a talk. He told me and that this was my seond time being late and to shapen up. Then I went to class and had to write a 5000 word essay about pumpkins. |
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april 12
there is a gun fight during lunch, but the principle comes and everyone leaves except u and u get detention for life >.> |
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VikezorJoin Date: 2010-09-19
Post Count: 88 |
April 13: When I went inside the school bus, badgers started attacking me, then everyone started to sing the Rick Roll. They wanted me to sing too, but I can't sing and I didn't know the lyrics. When they heard me "singing", they laughed and recorded it without me noticing, and then they uploaded it to YouTube. The video got 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 views, likes and favorites and 1 dislike, that was me. Then the police found out about it, but they didn't do anything about it. They just laughed, because they didn't know someone else uploaded it. I told the police that the guy in the video was me, and that someone recorded it and uploaded it without my permission. They didn't believe me, and then they laughed. Then an army of guests took over the whole world. |
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VikezorJoin Date: 2010-09-19
Post Count: 88 |
(Oops; I forgot about the party) At the party, everyone killed me, revived me and killed me again just for the lulz. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
April 14
I woke up with a bad headache. Groan. I went into my closet to get dressed, and I picked out these sweat pants that where a little to big for me. I tripped over a step on the stairs and fell down all the way. Dont ask how I survived that. When I got to school, the new homeroom teacher, Mr. Pickleman, had the perjector running and playing the same YouTube video! Plus, it had 10,000,089 more views than before!!! Everybody hates me!! The teacher said that the kid in the video looked like me, but of course I didn't tell him it WAS me. After school, I went to KFC and ordered chicken legs. They gave me a CHICKEN. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
I took the chicken home for the heck of it. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
April 15
My dad came back from Atlantis. He somehow got stuck there. We had lots of bacon to celebrate with, and my cat puked on my shoes. And then she flew into the sky on a rainbow! She thinks she's Nyan Cat II. Oh well. I packed up and walked to school. Too bad when I got there, all the kids where waiting for me. They all had bowls full of goo. Then they dumped it on my head! It was obluisvly Grace's idea. Gripes. Why cant I ever be friends with these types of people??? When I sat down, I heard a "cluck" inside my pants. Uh-oh! The chicken had crawled into my pants!!! At lunch, I ran into the bathroom and pulled the chicken and a cracked egg out of my pants. Ugg! It looked like I pooped!! I wrapped my shirt around my waist; atleast I had an under armour under it. To bad it rained outside, and we had to go to gym to play! Not good. Grace threw a dodgeball at the shirt, and the it fell off! My popularity has gone to 50 below 0 to 600 below 0. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
April 16
Mr.Weegee wanted us to write a 600 word essay on LOTSA SPAGHETTI. Everyone passed except me because I got 601 words instead of 600 |
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@Jason, Mr. Weegee died. The new teacher is Mr. TeaAndCrumpets.
April 17,
The Prom was tomorrow. I didn't really care, though. My plan was to be the weird guy by the Punch Bowl. Everyone else made a HUGE deal out of it. I wanted to fit in, because I've been having a lot of trouble doing so. So, I asked my new crush (Katrina Sax) to the Prom. She already was going to the prom with Gargamel (Bob Jenkins.) We called Bob "Gargamel" because he was a big fan of the Smurfs. I could not BELIEVE her! That's almost as bad as dating A BRONY! (No offense.) Later, at the end of school, Grace asked me to the Prom. Out of all people, it was her. OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS IN SCHOOL! But then I figured out that this was a trick into embarrassing me or beating the heck outta me. So I said "No". She just walked away, I expected her to give me a wedgie. Golly. |
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April 18,
The Prom was today, obviously. Everyone. but me, EVEN THE NERDS had dates. Well, this wasn't that bad. At least I still had a little of confidence and dignity. I didn't feel like dressing up (mainly because of that DISASTER on Picture Day). So I simply wore a white shirt and jeans. I was at the Punch Bowl while everyone was dancing. Suddenly Katrina and Gargamel came to the Punch Bowl. I offered them punch. I didn't know Gargamel that much, however, at the time I didn't realize he was a slight bully. So, when I offered them punch and handed them to cups of punch, he flipped it over at me and all the punch was stained on my white shirt. Yes, they both laughed. But that wasn't the worst part. After the dancing contest, square dancing, and the revealing of who was Prom King and Prom Queen (for some VERY, VERY, VERY odd reason, Prom Queen was Grace and her date who was my friend, Ron Buckles), they showed something over a projector. It was music with a song that I knew. The voice sounded VERY familiar. It was that SAME YouTube video of me singing "Rick Roll". Of course, somehow everyone found out it was me and I was more embarrassed than the time Samantha (before she died) poured water in my pants and it looked like I peed myself. There went all of my reputation. |
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April 19th: After the Prom(wich I hate Proms),everyone(even me) became infected with a new disase called cenatitas (sen-a-tite-us), wich is a disease of the muscel. The syptoms of the disase is, muscel spasm, green spots on the arms and legs,vomiting,tiredness,and pain of the arms and legs. If it's not treated fairly, then the disease can result in death. This type of disease damages the muscels. Doctors and seintists are trying to come with a cure for the disease. The case of the disease is unkown, so the senitists are trying to figure out the case of the disease. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
April 10
It turned out the "disease" was just a sickness, and it only lasted for 1 day. Im glad it was, because my throat had began to get stuffed up. But now I feel awesome, like I could do a cartwheel over the Grand Canyon! I forgot about the Prom and rode my bike to school. Well, it had rained yesterday, and there where puddles everywhere. Grace was walking down the street smacking some gum, when I rode through a puddle, tidal-waving her!! Oh man, did she look mad!!! I almost ran into a truck trying to escape the rocks she was throwing at me. I got to school 3 minutes before I should have. I opened my locker and inside there was Samatha's worshippers from her planet!!! I managed to shove my math book into ones ace and get the heck out of there. |
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august 1st
I was fist inside my class room with a big fat bully,i went to my locker and found dead fish,sausages and mud.I went down to tell the principle but they were extremly busy so i went to my friends to check it out and fainted (not lying) They ran away and went back to mah classroom.i told my teacher about it but she was ignoring me.after the lesson i went to the library to read suddenly the buly came by and said "WHERE DID YOU PUT MAH KEY!" i said "umm in your face?" he started beating me up but keeps missing (his fat) so i ran away and tripped him and lauphes so hard he has to scrangle me so hard i kick him in his balls and ran away i told the principle about it and luckily HE GAVE HIM A DETENTION YEY!
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
Im sorry, but I have no idea what that was.
April 11
I didn't wake up this morning until 8:00. Ugg! I already missed half of homeroom. I roll out of bed and fall on my cat, who flies away on a rainbow again. I limp over to the mirror and watch my hair inflate into a big, bushy mess. I battle my hair for a while until it comes and slaps me in the mouth. I just wore a shirt that said LOL on it and some shaggy jeans that showed half of my underwear, but it was better than getting beat up by Grace Evil. It took forever to get to school. When I was walking by the Terfer's yard, their huge, green cat came running at me. I hung up in a tree for about 4 minutes until he went away. Gripes. When I got to school, I was late so the doors where locked. I had to pound on the door half an hour to finally get a teacher to get me out...but I get a 1 month detention. When I got to homeroom, I realized I forgot my backpack. So I made the teacher that that the new kid Reamus's backpack was mine. Phew! |
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25th: luckily the ip ban went to the school, but because it came up as your account the school can't play roblox and you got 2 weeks detention. |
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Posted to wrong bit lol soz. |
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April 12: The New Kid realized you had his back pack and told so you got another week detention. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
April 13
Nothing happened today, except I broke my arm in a tiger cage. Dont ask. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
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April 14
Today a tornado touched down 3 miles away from our school! It was an F4, and everybody was scared. The teachers didn't bother helping us. They just ran to the not so secret cellar behind their desk. Me and my friend ended up sliding through the halls toward the bathroom to get in the stalls. While we where passing Grace, I overheard her saying she had summoned it. "Yeah, right," my friend said. Me and my friend are kind of equal. Thats why I like him. To bad I forgot his name .__.
When we got in the stalls, I looked out the window and Grace was controlling the Tornado with her hands!!!! Luckily a car flew and hit her in the head. |
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s9iJoin Date: 2011-03-07
Post Count: 7686 |
April 16
Sick AGAIN. |
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april 17;the combine invaded our school and took any student they could find hostage, good news;grace just happened to be one of the students taken hostage.
bad news;grace got turned into a CP and now wants to beat me to death. moar bad news; my friend ran into a headcrab,and i had to lock him in the bathroom stall,now i have to listen to him screaming. |
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April 18
Mr.teaandcrumpets Died
Our new teacher is Mr.Cheesepizzaandcoke |
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