Has been done many times, but oh well.
Me: Ah, it's time for our only meal of the day. (Is first day here)
Butcher:*Lays a plate marked with chainsaw marks on table with a red brick*
Me: Uh...what is this?
Butcher: Y'don't know? It's my famous Red Brick Surprise.
Me: What's the surprise?
Butcher: Y'don't wanna know. With two million red bricks and some Block Salt, y'all know it ain't easy to cook meals.
Me:....Yeah?
Butcher: I think its also gots some brick scrap in there, too. *Walks off*
Me: Oh boy. *Pokes at red brick*
Noob1: lUlZ yOu DoN't WaNnA dO tHaT, dOg
Me: Why not?
Noob1:cUz iT aIn'T fUnNy. cHeF hAs A sHaRp eYe AnD dOeSn'T lIkE hIs HaRd WoRk BeInG dEsTrOyEd.
Me: I see...
Butcher: Alright, y'all. Lunch is over. GO BACK TO YO CELLS
Me:*Gets in cell*
Speaker thingy: Hello there, GIRLYGIRL45. You have ONE DAY remaining. Please call any admin/mod after the beep.
Me:*Sigh*
~To Be Continued~ |