psychedelicbella789
#116438850Saturday, October 26, 2013 2:41 AM GMT

Because I ate a pie Where do babies come from?
neontoxicskittle
#116438998Saturday, October 26, 2013 2:43 AM GMT

sucking a lollipop what makes a hotdog dance
kambizreza
#116439137Saturday, October 26, 2013 2:45 AM GMT

Hot dogs dance by the square root of 96 Why am i dead?
damin0924
#116889663Friday, November 01, 2013 11:32 AM GMT

because you are. why do cows moo? ´*•.¸(*•.¸ ♥¸. •* ´)¸.•*´ ♥«´¨`• damin0924 •´¨`»♥ .¸.•*(¸.•* ´♥` *•.¸)`*•.
neongoo51
#119333522Monday, December 02, 2013 5:41 PM GMT

Because there are no two-and-a-half headed falcons. Are mirrors shiny because of the existence of kangaroos? ``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ - Merry christmas, your present is an additional signature
joshuarubioreyes
#119335517Monday, December 02, 2013 6:32 PM GMT

no becuz my friend ate all the kangaroos why is the world so small?
neongoo51
#119704766Saturday, December 07, 2013 4:50 PM GMT

Because you're standing on top of it. Where is my green electric helium tomato? ``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ - Merry christmas, your present is an additional signature
Bryanishired
#119704887Saturday, December 07, 2013 4:53 PM GMT

un da roohf why is my train swimming in the piano?
roblogonzo
#119705135Saturday, December 07, 2013 4:56 PM GMT

because piano likes trains why did i fart?
CinnabonNinja
#119705400Saturday, December 07, 2013 5:01 PM GMT

because pigs ate your mother why did I just say that?
roblogonzo
#119705527Saturday, December 07, 2013 5:03 PM GMT

because your fingers betrayed you why are my eyes spherical?
ihatecreeper600
#119706972Saturday, December 07, 2013 5:27 PM GMT

Because you added super glue on your eyes. Why didn't I know what 1 + 1 is?
TheLittleOshawott
#119707388Saturday, December 07, 2013 5:34 PM GMT

because you ate my chips why can't i play roblox
neongoo51
#119722068Saturday, December 07, 2013 7:18 PM GMT

Because my broken screen shines with 9001 lumens. Am I made of granite? ``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ - Merry christmas, your present is an additional signature
coolman8269
#119723537Saturday, December 07, 2013 7:36 PM GMT

possibly. Do elephants cry?
Mobard
#119725463Saturday, December 07, 2013 7:58 PM GMT

Because I didn't laugh. Did you try turning it off and on again?
roblogonzo
#119791181Sunday, December 08, 2013 2:03 PM GMT

Yes, it was cool. Why I ain't a robot?
SoEpic1337
#119793381Sunday, December 08, 2013 2:58 PM GMT

I HAVE NO IDEA THIS NOOB GOT REPORTTTTTTTTTTTT Hwo do pepoel undersatnd thsi?
roblogonzo
#119798064Sunday, December 08, 2013 4:26 PM GMT

Besuacse erevynoe cna raed tihs. Oaky? Why did I posted?
DavidLCarter
#119799859Sunday, December 08, 2013 4:56 PM GMT

Because i stock you, and I video called you on Google+ Why am I not famous yet?
Eaglesflight
#119800385Sunday, December 08, 2013 5:04 PM GMT

You drink too much How old is science?
peepeelazer
#119802040Sunday, December 08, 2013 5:26 PM GMT

about 5 seconds why do i smell like a monkey?
roblogonzo
#119875197Monday, December 09, 2013 12:58 PM GMT

Because you forgot you're one. Why did I sniffed?
JORDANM4N123
#119876566Monday, December 09, 2013 1:55 PM GMT

Idk Why am i saying this?
roblogonzo
#119876665Monday, December 09, 2013 2:00 PM GMT

because you still don't know. why do i have hairs?