JORDANM4N123
#119917142Tuesday, December 10, 2013 1:20 AM GMT

Because you just do. Why am I random?
roblox98412
#119932566Tuesday, December 10, 2013 4:09 AM GMT

Because you get randomed Why I hate price floor?
SnOoZiESpUr
#119940990Tuesday, December 10, 2013 8:06 AM GMT

because its not a floor why does everyone hate zombies ♫♪♫We're whiners on the forums, We die on the front lines, But there ain't no wine So we tell lots of lies And sing our whining tune.♫♪♫
roblox98412
#119941745Tuesday, December 10, 2013 8:54 AM GMT

Cuz they like brain Why doge hate lolcat? #fgt need 2 get gud ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)#
CasualJohney
#119942596Tuesday, December 10, 2013 10:08 AM GMT

Because ducks like to be alive, why does god eat money
SoEpic1337
#119946886Tuesday, December 10, 2013 1:56 PM GMT

Because he is sending it to aliens in need of hats. Why are there school?
JORDANM4N123
#119948505Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:01 PM GMT

Because the USA wants to torchure us. Why does everyone like Barney? Barney Is so horrible. My sis watched it once and then I almost puked.
roblogonzo
#119951143Tuesday, December 10, 2013 4:19 PM GMT

because he controls kid's minds. so yeah you need to grow up to avoid em. Why am I blueish?
Mekadon
#119951869Tuesday, December 10, 2013 4:37 PM GMT

Because you ate mice and rats for a few weeks. Why can't cows eat meat?
JORDANM4N123
#120087447Thursday, December 12, 2013 1:51 PM GMT

Because they would be eating themself. Why do people like egg nog? It's so gross.
likingWhatever55
#120087929Thursday, December 12, 2013 2:16 PM GMT

Because it's made out of dead birds. Why am I TBC?
neongoo51
#120093156Thursday, December 12, 2013 5:33 PM GMT

Because BC called OBC to create TBC and then applied it to you forcing NBC to exist, which had to be neutralized by SBC which resulted in FWOLGRDELBC. Får får får? ``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ - Merry christmas, your present is an additional signature
JORDANM4N123
#120162958Friday, December 13, 2013 1:54 PM GMT

There is no question. Why did slenderman come out and hunt you down?
neongoo51
#120239466Saturday, December 14, 2013 1:32 PM GMT

Because he's a banana peel. Why is x = y if z > w and a < b while c = d? ``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ - Merry christmas, your present is an additional signature
DavidLCarter
#120290362Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:28 AM GMT

Idk, why you asking me? Why is Catalog Heaven Merelys Hacker V.437848957894789027584907534896534789654729637983678956347843693478965347896437893ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken!ERROR! Windows Is Broken! Why is Windows broken?
JORDANM4N123
#120457619Tuesday, December 17, 2013 1:00 AM GMT

idk why does random people seem to think that poop tastses like chocolate?
wazzupman9
#120459166Tuesday, December 17, 2013 1:17 AM GMT

Because it is chocolate! How do I unbake a cake?
JORDANM4N123
#120487355Tuesday, December 17, 2013 1:36 PM GMT

You bake it twice. How do you make a slenderman go after your enimys.
wazzupman9
#120520363Wednesday, December 18, 2013 12:54 AM GMT

Smack your enemies brutally, and yell I chicken. Than run into a wall. Is it illegal in the U.S to eat your neighbors cat?
JORDANM4N123
#120618778Thursday, December 19, 2013 1:46 PM GMT

Yes unless you named them a flavor. If you did then you can. Why am I bored?
neongoo51
#120626643Thursday, December 19, 2013 6:07 PM GMT

Because boring is behind you. (Yes, there is actually an active user called 'boring'.) Do you hate pear-shaped apples with orange peels because a camel is in your backyard? ``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ - Merry christmas, your present is an additional signature
JORDANM4N123
#120654052Friday, December 20, 2013 12:53 AM GMT

Yes, of corse I do! Why do crimnals like to try to run across the street and almost get hit by cars?
BlueBloodedBeast
#120654254Friday, December 20, 2013 12:55 AM GMT

Because automobiles run on gas/diesal
BlueBloodedBeast
#120654308Friday, December 20, 2013 12:56 AM GMT

Why do cats fart really loud?
Mekadon
#120654467Friday, December 20, 2013 12:58 AM GMT

Because they ate a week's supply of your beans. Why can't I run around the street in my underwear?