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Because the square root of cheese is horse.
Why does it start again? |
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iLxcidJoin Date: 2011-07-03 Post Count: 215 |
Because blue bunnies swim inside my iPad's doge. |
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Why do my parent fight over cheese?
because your a barney fodder
why does my beard grow? |
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goos_honkJoin Date: 2012-03-30 Post Count: 10474 |
Because your beard is in my Alaska.
Why is pewdiepie a horse? |
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Cleverbot influenced him to become a horse instead of a duck.
Why do i have a tix? |
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Cuz you just won the arcade
Why is Science so easy? |
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KmalvardoJoin Date: 2013-10-01 Post Count: 17750 |
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xVastusJoin Date: 2012-01-10 Post Count: 622 |
......Wat up, doc?
Who is Kilomaeus? |
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probably you
why did my llama just fly away? |
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CorvySanJoin Date: 2009-05-01 Post Count: 340 |
because it hates you
can i have a cat? |
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A cat? Are you sure sure you want a cat, I mean dogs are pretty cool.
Can I have some chocolate. |
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greykellJoin Date: 2013-02-08 Post Count: 4195 |
No, but you can have egg hunt!
How do I hide a Pikachu? |
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You eat it. :D
Can I derp glitch? |
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xVastusJoin Date: 2012-01-10 Post Count: 622 |
You downgrade the glitch
How do I unupgrade my free bc? |
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by grading papers and farting.
Why did yo mother climb a mountin dew?
CAUSE SHE WAS FAT OHH xD
Why do you fart a lot? :P |
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xVastusJoin Date: 2012-01-10 Post Count: 622 |
Cuz yo pulled your fingers.
Which one is best: JaredValdez4 or 1x1x1x1? |
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thier child o_0
can i haz tix pl0x? |
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Kitten blanket cheese.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris? |
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dogie892Join Date: 2010-07-28 Post Count: 109 |
Well chuck norris would chuck the wood chuck which would chuck the wood which would chuck enough wood to chuck the chuck norris so the answer would rely on the color of the wood and what chuck norris had for breakfast.
How do I karate-chop someone with a yo-yo? |
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You don't try, you do.
How do you get these ants off of my spleen? |
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Keep your pet dragon fed and watered with acid and rocks
Where are the oranges in the pencil? |
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About 9 kilometers away from Egypt.
How many dinosaurs did Edith find in her castle? |
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XenthiosJoin Date: 2012-10-20 Post Count: 43 |
Just 100, she then sold them to me.
Why did the door just breathe? |
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