SpudMcWh33Ls
#130864132Wednesday, April 16, 2014 12:35 AM GMT

Because the square root of cheese is horse. Why does it start again?
iLxcid
#130869884Wednesday, April 16, 2014 1:31 AM GMT

Because blue bunnies swim inside my iPad's doge.
hempants15
#130872799Wednesday, April 16, 2014 1:56 AM GMT

Why do my parent fight over cheese? because your a barney fodder why does my beard grow?
goos_honk
#130873514Wednesday, April 16, 2014 2:02 AM GMT

Because your beard is in my Alaska. Why is pewdiepie a horse?
noobthepwner
#130874180Wednesday, April 16, 2014 2:08 AM GMT

Cleverbot influenced him to become a horse instead of a duck. Why do i have a tix?
haroldsteve
#130897207Wednesday, April 16, 2014 8:55 AM GMT

Cuz you just won the arcade Why is Science so easy?
maggotbrain
#130897374Wednesday, April 16, 2014 9:01 AM GMT

Becaus it
haroldsteve
#130897588Wednesday, April 16, 2014 9:09 AM GMT

wat
Kmalvardo
#130898266Wednesday, April 16, 2014 9:33 AM GMT

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xVastus
#130925841Wednesday, April 16, 2014 5:52 PM GMT

......Wat up, doc? Who is Kilomaeus?
heavenlycookie
#130936893Wednesday, April 16, 2014 8:07 PM GMT

probably you why did my llama just fly away?
CorvySan
#130940053Wednesday, April 16, 2014 8:40 PM GMT

because it hates you can i have a cat?
harrymills1
#130940632Wednesday, April 16, 2014 8:45 PM GMT

A cat? Are you sure sure you want a cat, I mean dogs are pretty cool. Can I have some chocolate.
greykell
#130949565Wednesday, April 16, 2014 10:19 PM GMT

No, but you can have egg hunt! How do I hide a Pikachu?
GlitchBandit
#130951460Wednesday, April 16, 2014 10:38 PM GMT

You eat it. :D Can I derp glitch?
xVastus
#131014471Thursday, April 17, 2014 12:47 PM GMT

You downgrade the glitch How do I unupgrade my free bc?
GirlyGal4279
#131032633Thursday, April 17, 2014 5:16 PM GMT

by grading papers and farting. Why did yo mother climb a mountin dew? CAUSE SHE WAS FAT OHH xD Why do you fart a lot? :P
xVastus
#131032829Thursday, April 17, 2014 5:18 PM GMT

Cuz yo pulled your fingers. Which one is best: JaredValdez4 or 1x1x1x1?
heavenlycookie
#131044983Thursday, April 17, 2014 7:34 PM GMT

thier child o_0 can i haz tix pl0x?
QuirkySquid
#132993522Wednesday, May 07, 2014 10:49 PM GMT

Kitten blanket cheese. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
dogie892
#132998595Wednesday, May 07, 2014 11:43 PM GMT

Well chuck norris would chuck the wood chuck which would chuck the wood which would chuck enough wood to chuck the chuck norris so the answer would rely on the color of the wood and what chuck norris had for breakfast. How do I karate-chop someone with a yo-yo?
QuirkySquid
#133000031Wednesday, May 07, 2014 11:59 PM GMT

You don't try, you do. How do you get these ants off of my spleen?
AwesomeClassic
#133008091Thursday, May 08, 2014 1:24 AM GMT

Keep your pet dragon fed and watered with acid and rocks Where are the oranges in the pencil?
ninja432165
#133095600Thursday, May 08, 2014 8:49 PM GMT

About 9 kilometers away from Egypt. How many dinosaurs did Edith find in her castle?
Xenthios
#133137397Friday, May 09, 2014 3:59 AM GMT

Just 100, she then sold them to me. Why did the door just breathe?