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Why is cheese red?
~Go step on a Lego brick.~ |
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because i lost my pancake under the couch
why is this a forum? |
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CWRA0444Join Date: 2010-01-14
Post Count: 6013 |
Because the R in forum stands for ROBLOX!
What if? (#Sweg) |
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Why does this forum even exist?
~Go step on a Lego brick.~ |
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because the speed of an atom after it eats a taco with hot sauce is equivalent to the fastest anyone can read the periodic table of elements with a fish in their ear.
why does light travel faster than i can type |
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Because you dont have the light on
Why am i a pig? |
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Because the voices in my head say you are.
Why is SpongeBob Patrick? |
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MekadonJoin Date: 2009-09-20
Post Count: 3610 |
Because Patrick is SpongeBob.
Why do I eat my neighbor's roses? |
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Because you're obviously a goat!
Why do my teeth glow in daylight?
~FlutterYay~ |
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BodomfanJoin Date: 2011-06-21
Post Count: 6031 |
Because you went to Mr. Burns' nuclear plant and you ate some toxic goo.
Why is my cat barking?
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rusel888Join Date: 2009-05-19
Post Count: 128 |
Because your eyebrow is named Bob. :P
Did you change the pancake's diapers yet? |
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brageoJoin Date: 2009-08-17
Post Count: 90 |
No, I got distracted by flu shots.
How old is the square root of raspberry? |
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neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12
Post Count: 33061 |
Approximately 50^3-8(40/19) MPH tall, exactly.
If I wear red socks, will the star mice rescue me from a lava-spitting spider?
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§ I'll sell you one pound of nickel for a nickel! |
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brageoJoin Date: 2009-08-17
Post Count: 90 |
No, Nickelback will save you with their terrible music.
Why does California look so delicious to me? |
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ProleriusJoin Date: 2012-03-03
Post Count: 1139 |
Because it's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Duh.
Why are jellybeans so jelly? It's a question that jellys me often. I need a jellying answer NOW. |
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Its because the belly is fat
How do hotdogs fall from the sky and why are hotdogs orange? |
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Ew. You are gross.
Why are pink and milkshakes so awesome? |
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Because they are. :3
Why is your mom so weird? |
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AetricityJoin Date: 2012-03-29
Post Count: 51079 |
Because buewhrawehrueoijweafwefuhaegorucf nrfncjewioa nvfwehfuoa rhferuihgnuiergnoiuwerngewur has a big head
ferwiojeroigjeiro fjfewojfiwoejf ajjajjajajajjfkjnvnnnnnfoiewahfneeeeeeeuhadnsjafoneafewjkfehauejifmdvb why did i type that? |
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ehhhhhh....no idea, maybe because you wanted to slam your keyboard
yolo? |
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MekadonJoin Date: 2009-09-20
Post Count: 3610 |
*BUUUUUUUUURP*
Why do omelettes have herbs, and whatever? |
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because ice cream has ice, and whatever
WHY IS THAT? |
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Because I am awesome
Can I?
PS: I have played this on another forum before..... |
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MekadonJoin Date: 2009-09-20
Post Count: 3610 |
Get your own, ya worm.
Why doesn't water have a smell? |
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neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12
Post Count: 33061 |
Because it smells like ethanol.
How high can an elephant jump if a cat runs faster than an armadillo riding a kangaroo?
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