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1.Chuck Norris won American Idol only using sign language.
2.Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
3.Ghosts sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories
4.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life |
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Keep it rolling..... |
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5.If you don't post Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you all the way to Texas......and if your in Texas youl'l fall on your butt in Russia! |
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6. Chuck Norris beat Red with a Lvl. 1 Magikarp. |
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dudepop34Join Date: 2008-10-13
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7. Chuck Norris is so awesome, this doesn't even make sense. |
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8. Chuck Norris can cut through steel with paper |
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zenmax13Join Date: 2009-11-09
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10. Chuck Norris can lick a cat and it dies. |
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neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12
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11: When Chuck Norris sneezes, he causes a tornado. |
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12.Chuck Norris once climed Mt. Everest by accident.
13.When a mime see's Chuck Norris he pretend's he's dead. |
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14.If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be Rated R for extreme violence.
15.Chuck Norris grew a beard at eighteen........Seconds |
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Chuck Norris in 3D the ovie was cancelled because a 3D rondhouse kick killed everybody in the audience |
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chuck norris won a surfing tournament with a shark on fire |
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Chuck Norris is the reason why dinosaur were extinct |
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding |
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kekkashiJoin Date: 2008-05-25
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Chuck Norris is known as a pacifist, because he can pass a fist through a noob`s face. |
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Chuck Norris will cause 2012 |
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cpcrks84Join Date: 2009-02-07
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
There is no Ctrl key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because Chuck Norris is always in control.
A long time ago Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. It's decendants today are known as giraffes. |
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Chuck Norris can slam dunk a three pointer. |
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ImybloxJoin Date: 2010-01-31
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He's like 65 xD |
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Chuck Norris can break a diamond with his finger nail. |
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likelolzJoin Date: 2010-06-14
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Chuck Norris Doesnt Believe in the Periodic Table, he only believes in the element of suprise! |
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Chuck Norris destroyed Texas with a single touch |
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likelolzJoin Date: 2010-06-14
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One Day Chuck's Teacher told them to build a model of a 7 wonder, chuck norris built a life sized grand canyon. |
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