LetaleJoin Date: 2011-07-20
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The universe was found by Chuck Norris |
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a unicorn made fun of C.N. ... and thats why we have never seen unicorns |
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Chuck Norris was with a cow under the mistletoe |
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Chuck Norris wrote a book, and now words can hurt more than ever before. |
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when chuck was a kid he had a pet lizard then it turned into a giant dinosaur and thats the story of when godzilla was created |
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Some nyan cat sighting have shown C.N biting them |
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skull64Join Date: 2008-06-20
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Chuck Norris should have died 30 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. |
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Lol,good one skull
C.N has been seen riding Barbie horses.Maybe he a female? |
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chuck norris can run around the world 50 times while juggling while riding a horse thats riding a unicycle on fire and eating nyan cat at the same time |
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Mike@ Chuck Norris will get you.
Jesus Walks on water, Chuck Norris swims on land. |
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@pikachu
Im so scared.oooooooooooooo
Chuck Norris won "So You Think You Can Dance" by eating |
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Quasar99Join Date: 2009-11-21
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Chuck Norris made the great flood by keeping his sink water running. |
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PunkBookJoin Date: 2010-06-14
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Keep It going
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PunkBookJoin Date: 2010-06-14
Post Count: 234 |
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TsukistarJoin Date: 2008-04-26
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Chuck Norris was once a Ghostbuster. He was able to bust 100 ghosts' faces with a single punch. |
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Chuck Norris did create the Big Bang |
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Chuck Norris never wore socks |
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Some UFO sightings have shown Chuck Norris beating the crap out of the alien driver |
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Chuck Norris has 3 eyelids |
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Barack Obama is Chuck Norris in disguise |
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