Stand up comidy - Roblox Forum Archive

hey ppl im whatever you want to call me and i have the attention span of Wow A Tree. my cat fell down the toilet and miraculously survived, and ur just using the restroom and u just ran out of toilet paper when BAM a unicorn busts the door down and tries to sell u drugs. :))) And i'm just nattering on endlessly aren't I? well, lets get on with this OH HEY another tree THESE TREES ARE EVERYWHERE! Hey over there a nyan cat NyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyan....

ArmorApple

Join Date: 2011-03-12
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#52955191Tuesday, August 16, 2011 8:29 PM GMT

Ok How about Why did the guy go to the muchomadikakakookooredden taco place Because it was his uncles name

ArmorApple

Join Date: 2011-03-12
Post Count: 49

#52955338Tuesday, August 16, 2011 8:30 PM GMT

OK this ones good... "ahem" Whats the difference between pea soup and popcorn You can pop corn but you cant pee soup

Lolpop343

Join Date: 2011-08-06
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#52966779Tuesday, August 16, 2011 10:59 PM GMT

hi here is my joke blonde ,redheadand bruette go on a magic carpet ride the redhead says " i think im the most poplar girl in school in school " Poof " the bruette say" im the most prettiest girl in the school " Poof Blond says " i think " poof

minnigodzilla

Join Date: 2010-08-27
Post Count: 30

#53075305Thursday, August 18, 2011 7:24 AM GMT

You know ur dum if you spelt "Comedy" as comidy...TROLLED!!! jk now for the real thing. Theres three men at the bar havin a good old drink. An old man walks up to one of them then starts talking about his mom and how good she was lastnight. The young one told the old one to go away and he did. The next day the same thing happend, three men at the bar with the old one burining on the young fellers mom. The next day the young guy stood up and told the old guy "Dad be quite and go home."

LOUE777

Join Date: 2011-02-21
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#53079354Thursday, August 18, 2011 11:12 AM GMT

A noob walks into a bar BAM! Serves him right.

oddteapot

Join Date: 2011-07-03
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#53079506Thursday, August 18, 2011 11:20 AM GMT

i have a joke :D person: I need a opener for my stand up show bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. person: Im not joking bob: Well if your not joking why are you doing comedies?

Firechase

Join Date: 2008-06-15
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#53095861Thursday, August 18, 2011 5:14 PM GMT

lol ^

RaspberryRobot

Join Date: 2010-11-19
Post Count: 19

#53107096Thursday, August 18, 2011 8:03 PM GMT

Heres my joke A blonde brunette and a red head escape from jail, and hide in an abandoned barn. Well, the cops go looking for them there, and they see sacks. The cop kicks each sack, to check for the criminals. Red Head: Woof! Cop: just a dog. Brunette: Mew! Cop: just a cat. Blonde: Potatoes!