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amazingMikedude
#53124353Friday, August 19, 2011 12:02 AM GMT

Chapter 1 Noob was laying in his bed at his : Happy home in robloxia", Waiting for a person to go to his door and say, Hi, lets be friends! Why was noob expecting this? Because he put flyers on every house/building and pole in town. And the flyers said, BE MAH FRIEND!!!! ONLY 84141893143785962384 RBUX AND 23578108934751984751908347501 TIX!!! How cheap is that!!?!?!?! Noob decided to take a drive. He went down the road and almost hit a guest within an inch of his life. Noob went up to it and screamed "W@NN@ B3 FR13ND$?" Guest Ran away for his life. Noob started crying, " *sniff* n0 0n3 w1ll b3 my fr13nd. Noob finnaly stopped crying, (after 12 hours) and decided that that wasent the last time he whould see that guest. TO BE CONTINUUED
amazingMikedude
#53196361Friday, August 19, 2011 11:22 PM GMT

one day, an idiot liked Bombs, he sucured them in a device. but one night when idiot was asleep, someone Un-secured it. idiot woke up and saw that someone was taking his bombs. He said to him "Meanie!" the guy ran away. " Pooie head!!! Idiot said. the end P.S. Look at all the capitals. They make a word
za_pa
#53198784Friday, August 19, 2011 11:52 PM GMT

BUMPI?
amazingMikedude
#53212810Saturday, August 20, 2011 2:48 AM GMT

No I meat BUMP I dint see the I was capitalized srry Btw thx for reading my stories!
Rodrigo360
#53221980Saturday, August 20, 2011 5:03 AM GMT

What is this? Dumb and Dumber failclone?
thisisme106
#53232396Saturday, August 20, 2011 12:28 PM GMT

Just becuase i never finished my noob and guest story doesnt mean you can steal it! (Ik its kinda a diff story, BUT I WANT MY TITLE BACK!)
amazingMikedude
#53272656Saturday, August 20, 2011 11:00 PM GMT

I said MY version. just felt like making one.
amazingMikedude
#53408592Monday, August 22, 2011 7:16 PM GMT

Chapter 2 Noob drove back to his house and when he opend the door he hoped that somebody whould throw a surprise party and all the people who came whould introduce themselfs and be noobs friend, no luck. But instead he saw 1 guy. Noob got exited inside. He ran over to the guy and screamed, "W@NN@ B3 FR1ND$!?!?!?!??! 0R WHY 3L$E WH0U1D Y0U B3 H3R3!?!?!?!" "I'm here to delete your house!" The man said and deleted everything noob owned, all his tix (2) all his rbux (0), and every single brick of noobs house. "MUHAHAHAHHAHA! YOUR A HOMELESS NOOB NOW!" "BU7 WHY D1D J00 D0 D@T?!?!?!?" BECAUSE YOUR STUPID AD SCARED MY LITTLE BROTHER!!! The guy kicked noob and noob fell face-first on the grass. The man ran away laughing. Noob just sat there and cried. Not only did he fail to make a friend, but now he had nothing. He decided to suck it up and go for a walk. When people look at him, they either ran away or throw stuff at him. Like apples,tires,oranges,bannanas, a cow, (lolwut?). Noob count take a step without getting hit with something. He saw guest. HE got a happy face and ran over to him. The guest turned around just in time to see noob accidently run ito him and guest fell into the river. Guesty!!!!!!!! Noob swam to guest and got out of the river. He layed guest on the ground and said, "W@NN@ B3 FR!3ND$?" "No" Guest replied. "Y3$!! 1 JU$7 $@V3D J00R L1F3!!!!" Guest wanted to say "No noob, YOUR the reason I nearly died"! But he only had safe chat. So he got a piece of paper and wrote, :YOUR THE REASON I NEARLY DIED YOU NOOB!" Guest handed the paper to noob. Noobs eyes were full of tears and he ran back to his home. He noticed that the deleter forgot to deletet the free bricks area. He got his building tools and built a new house. It wasen't that good, really it wasen't good at all. All me made was a house the size of a toy house. He tried to get in it, but his head got stuck in the doorway and he could not get out. Everybody saw this and laughed at him. He began to cry. But suddenly someone ripped the house out of his head, IT WAS GUEST! TO BE CONTINUED
07RaWr07
#53409748Monday, August 22, 2011 7:35 PM GMT

Hey ima n00b!
amazingMikedude
#53439162Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:38 AM GMT

ORLY?

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