Ohai officer series. (Idea)

Join Date: 2009-12-28
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#53149584Friday, August 19, 2011 6:56 AM GMT

So you hear all those jokes on fourms about the ohai officer jokes, so why not make a series? So like for episode 1, the officer pulls over the guy for speeding, then the noob says, "Ohai officer! I feel fiiiinnneeeeee." Then stumbles out of car, and like 20 liquor bottles fall out with it, and he's slipping on them, falling and squirming everywhere. Then he's like, "I guess I faiilllleddd the sobriety test?

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Join Date: 2009-12-28
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#53149690Friday, August 19, 2011 7:00 AM GMT

2nd Episode: Officer: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over." Driver: "No officer, I don't know why." Officer: "There's been reports of you driving with a giant hammer smashing public property." Then it focuses on driver's face, and it's a flashback moment with him smashing into everything, from trains, traffic lights, houses etc." "Nope, I don't remember anything." Officer: "Do me a favor, and get out of the car." Driver: "No." Officer: "Get out otherwise I'll shoot you with a taser!" Driver: "Officer, I'm holding the hammer, your holding the taser, I outrank you."