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chapter 1: Guest, The lonely lifeless annoying stupid weak robloxian.
Note: The guest can see type chat but only can use quick chat.
There once was a guest who always wanted a friend. But every war game he went on everybody pwned him. Beacuse he always goes over to a group of people on the diffrent team and says, Follow me, Team! They SPAWNKILL him untill he gets off. This happens EVERY TIME he goes on a war game. Then he went to a game called, "Peace". The place where everybody goes when they don't want to go to a war game. He saw a another guest in a corner who was afk
and said, Wanna be friends? And he said this 13 times before the guest wasent afk anymore and said, No. Then Guest said, Yes. Everybody saw this and all went to the spot the two guest were arguing. They got their pathstonic arm cannon out and all aimed it at guest. *BOOOOOM*. The explosion was so big that guest got dissconnected. Guest cried and cried. He went to, sword fighting on the heights. He tried to get a ko, but everybody was too strong for guest. (Even though the server the guest is on has nothing but new people who just started roblox). EVERYBODY racked up 100 kos or more, all on guest. Guest got mad and left the game. Then he tried one more time, he went to robloxian swimming pool. He saw a girl and his jaw dropped open. He ran over to her and said, "You" "Me" "Tonight" "Romance" "Girl" "Friend". Guest stood their waiting for the girl of his dreams to say, YES!!! I LOVE YOU GUEST!!! But instead she just kept on standing there. But suddenly she said, NO!!! YOU ONLINE DATER!!!!!!! HELP!!!! TELAMON!!!! Guest laghed and ran into hey and said, "Yes" "Girl" "Friend" But dint notice that Telamon and Builderman saw the whole thing. And banned Guest. Then sent him to banland. When guest completely was teleported to banland, Something poped up on the screen that said, Dear guest, We are sorry to inform you, well not sorry at all, that this is banland. You will be living the rest of your life as a guest being tortured forever.
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za_paJoin Date: 2009-05-02
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Silly goose, guests are not idiots liek chuz. Guest's also can't see type chat, fewl! |
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za_paJoin Date: 2009-05-02
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And there's no such thing as a guest in banland
DOUBLE FEWL!!!!!!!!!!
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Dude! I already said it's a MADE UP story!! |
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32erJoin Date: 2007-08-24
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Geusts can only see menu chats, I went to a game as a geust and it was QUITE becuase I didnt know they couldnt see typed chats. |
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Aleks20Join Date: 2009-06-18
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Made up story try to be realistic if it's about a game! You don't see books about games being realistic(I actually wouldn't know but i guess) |
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Aleks20Join Date: 2009-06-18
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I realize in my last post I did not say what I wanted to say but here it is it's unrealistic according to Roblox universe. |
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srry but this is the only fourm that whould fit my nob stories |
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Aleks20Join Date: 2009-06-18
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You need to work on your writing skills!
Once upon a game there was a guest he was guest 178 and always craved for a friend. He always went to games which involved killing others and when he was in those games some ruthless people kept killing this guest as he magically spawned.
Then he saw a game that was named"Peace" he joined right away. He saw a fellow guest and decided to ask him to be his friend and after multiple attempts the fellow guest finally responded saying"NO!" This angered guest 178 so he said"Yes!" and then fellow players of the game all went to the spot of these two guest to watch them argue. Finally the players decided to kick guest 178 for arguing.
So this guest decided to play "Sword fight on the Heights" to achieve a knockout but his goal failed. They players were not very experienced but they still managed to fight back this guest a lot of times.
The guest finally decided to go to"Robloxian Swimming Pool" he saw this jaw dropping girl(?) and decided to go say something nice to her so he said"How are you doing?" This girl decided that he was a online dater which meant he dated people though the internet and decided to contact the admins to IP ban this guest and he was. This guest is currently trying to play Roblox once more but his attempts fail. |
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Cool version. Chapter 2 coming soon! And I'll improve my grammar. |
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Chapter 2
Guest stood there shocked. He dint move untill somebody grabbed him and threw him into a jail cell and it slammed by a ban hammer 100 times. He was crying very hard. He noticed he was in a cell with amazingmikedude. ( Yes I was banned a few times. ) He ran over to him and yelled WANNA BE FRINDS?!?!?!? Amazing shot guest in the neck. DONT YOU EVER YELL IN MY FACE LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU NOOB!!!! Guest spawned In a different cell across from amazings cell. Another failed attempt for guest to make a friend. Guest decided he should go to sleep.
He had a nightmare when he was amazingmikedudes slave. And he whipped him with only an inch of health left. And what made it more worse is that there was a spawn point. He woke up right when mike shot a bullet at him. His nightmare was over. It was 6:00 A.M. Guest then rememberd that he was in banland. He started crying. But then one of the guards said, "HEY,CRYBABY! We Are giving you one more chance. You can go. Guest said, "Juice!" "But no acting stupid!" the gaurd said.
Guest went back to doing what he normally does, trying and failing to making a friend, trying diffrent games, being hated by everybody. Since h got out of banland whenever he gets on a game people always say,"Uhg I wish he was still in banland." or something like, "why us?!?!?!?
Guest knew he was hated by everybody on roblox. He could not go on a game without being kicked. Or falling for a noob trap and having his head chained to the ceiling and being tortured. His whole life is about three things, torture, torture, and torture. Guest could not take it anymore. He decided if he wants to be popular, he needs skill. But when he went on a game were you hit ragdolls with swords, the ragdoll won. Of course. He saw somebody who was afk and decided to use this chance to get his first kill ever. But the person who was afk won. Without doing anything. One day guest was looking at the servers of robloxian swimming pool, and he saw the girl of his dreams again.
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typo i meant to say, "there was no spawn" |
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nice story lemme make chapter 3 for you
chapter 3
he followed the girl and then he started oding and the girl shoutred"OMG TELAMON BAN THIS GUEST HES SUCH A NOOB QUICKLY QUICKLY QUICKLY!
the guest ran for his life he ran out of the server and ran to another server unfortunetly telamon followed him and banned him.
the guest was laying down and crying in his jail cell and the guards laughed as well as the banned guys and he cryed and had a idea'
he got a proxy came back and went to banland to say ha haaaa you failed(on a piece of paper) he got banned on the proxy and started crying
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I want other guy to make Chapter 3.
Guests are a hated Species its sad. |
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Aleks20Join Date: 2009-06-18
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If I am the other guy then okay
Chapter 3
The guest followed day and night looking for his dream girl but then he grew tired so he went to "Hotel Roleplay." There he saw the girl that he dearly loved. He got the courage to speak to her and said,"Want to be friends?" She responded,"No! Guests are noobs!" Guest only saw the No! part and ran away crying! Then the I love Guests group came with a banhammer and hit the girl for being too harsh! The group with their "Guest Loving" powers came and told him go do something stupid you will be with the girl you want! The guest then came up to Telamon and said,i r teh pwnz0r and took out a sword and attacked Telamon and nearly killed him so Telamon banned him!
The guest woke up in a cell. In the nearby cell was Aleks20 and on the other side was the girl of his dreams. They talked because in Banland they thought if idiots can talk what they wanted to talk about the will find it less amusing. Then a Guard came up and said"Look at it guest is in love! You two can go early have fun!"The guard was walking by Alek's cell and he said,"What of me?You were suppose to go hours ago"Aleks20 then facepalmed! |
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@delta who do u want to write the story? |
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I want you to make the story you fool *Facepalm* |
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I'll make chapter 3 I a moment or day... I'm not going to forget about this thread. |
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Can i be in story plz! i wanna be the won who teaches guest soem skill and becomes his friend and ummm nvm that part |
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Can I be in the story as a hater of the guest? |
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Chapter 3. (FINNALY)
The guest just stared and stared at the girl. Finnally, he decided to join it. But when he got on he noticed 2 boys next to her, shark, and ice. (this is for you ice and shark.) He went over to the girl but the boys blocked him. Then the guest said, Go Away! But they kick and punched the guest until he ran out of health. WE ARE HER BODY GAURD!! NOW STAY OUT OF HERE OR HAVE YOUR LIFE TOURTURED ON ROBLOX FOREVER!!! The guest got scarred and went to a new guys place. When he realized he was alone he began to cry. He just wanted two things, 1 a friend and to be popular. 2 to get the girl of his dreams to love him. But those boys shark and icecream will just torture him. So he needs to forget about the girl and focus on getting friends. But then the new guy came onto his place. The guest thought this should be easy. But when he went to the creator, he was killed
Because of the " owner kill guest" script. The guest reported the guy for free modeling the cruel script. Waking for the guy to get banned by disappearing, but instead the guest disappeared from the game. Guest started BAWLING. He was upset because he fall reported someone and dint mean to. Guest went onto the girl of his dreams profile. And stared at her. But then he saw something that shocked him. The girl of his dreams was online!!!! NOW SHE'S ON A GAME!! AND SHE DINT HAVE HER BODY GAURDS WITH HER!!! NOW HE CAN BECOME HER BOYFRIEND!! Guest followed her and ran over to her and said, Can I be... You. Boy. Friend? "NO U STUPID UGLY NOOBIE GUEST!!! GO COMIT SUICIDE!! I DON'T CARE A THING ABOUT YOU! GO BE THAT WEIRD AMAZINGMIKEDUDES SLAVE!!! Amazing: I heard that! Girl:srry. NOW GUEST GET AWAY FROM ME!!!. Guest replied with Wanna be friends? NO U FILTHY UGLY SCREWED UP GUEST!!! I HOPE U BURN IN (well you know what she's says next...) Guest ran away crying. He was starting to give up. But he has to keep trying. He went to his house and rested for the night.
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