RobainJoin Date: 2008-10-10
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I once walked on the roof of my school in the year 1354, and i owned some zombies with.. (next poster continue this) |
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CapRex213Join Date: 2009-03-14
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Unicorn painted on it's |
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back, that's why the minigun shot rainbowss instead of bullets. The rainbows only didn't kill the zombies... It turned them into gnomes who were supposen to guard the pot of gold for the rest of their lives... |
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*runs up with gun* shoots all survivors* Ha Nuff said |
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RobainJoin Date: 2008-10-10
Post Count: 349 |
..for beiing an zombie. When i came back on the ground, i noticed that my mom baked toast with.. |
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RobainJoin Date: 2008-10-10
Post Count: 349 |
..do suicide. My mom was mad on me when she saw me drinking it and she said: "Why don't you use daddy's gun!" But then it was too late, i was dead and i saw God in heaven, he said: ".. |
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'Killing yourself doesn't give a place in heaven.'
And I fell down into hell... |
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RobainJoin Date: 2008-10-10
Post Count: 349 |
..and landed on satan himself. He was kinda.. |
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Angered when I broke his skull, because of my weight...
He threw me into a jail, full of spiders, who... |
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RobainJoin Date: 2008-10-10
Post Count: 349 |
..were tapdancing on a.. |
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piece of chocolate. I was so hungry so... I ate it. The spiders got mad and they... |
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RobainJoin Date: 2008-10-10
Post Count: 349 |
..tried to suck my brains out, until they noticed i didn't have any brains. At the moment they were going to eat my, some mad professor guy came in and said: ".. |
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'I'm santa claus,' He started to laugh like he was an idiot. 'And I'm bringing you some...' Suddenly his face turned into the troll face and he said:' |
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RobainJoin Date: 2008-10-10
Post Count: 349 |
..TROLL COOKIES! WUHAHAHAHA!"
Then i woke up. "Where am I..?"
I saw i was on some sort of island, i tought: "how did i came here..?"
Suddenly, i remembered it: .. |
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I was playing midget golf when santa came and knocked me K.O. |
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RobainJoin Date: 2008-10-10
Post Count: 349 |
.. But where was santa? I wanted to own him with my semi-automatic .. |
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Banana... It was the cheapest gun so I bought it in the... |
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RobainJoin Date: 2008-10-10
Post Count: 349 |
..Guns 'r us.
I saw an T-Rex comeing to me, i loaded my banana, and i shot it!
The gun didn't harm him, and he started.. |
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Eating my banana, this was my moment: I could run. So I ran. On the floor right in front of me there was a pokeball, I threw it and out of it came... |
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RobainJoin Date: 2008-10-10
Post Count: 349 |
..SANTA! When he noticed me, he tried to run, but the T-Rex.. |
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Ate his hat... And santa started to cry, I captured santa and asked:'...? |
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