ZimitriJoin Date: 2011-11-01
Post Count: 175 |
Make A Funny Joke, Story, Chat Log, Anything Thats Funny!
Example Of A Joke:
The Noob Says "Don8 2 Me!"
The Popular Guy Smacks The Noob *Brakes Apart*
Example Of A Story:
I Woke Up One Morning With A FR Of A Noob lol, So I Took Meh Sowards & You Really Wanted To Smack That Noob *If You Smack It Yu Get One Million Robux :D* I Walked To The Noob, You Have Lost Connection To The Game... NOOOOOOOO! The End P.S: lol
Example Of A Chat Log:
Noob: don8t 2 me!
Telamon: No...
Noob: L4L4L4L4L4
Telamon: *Reports Noob*
Noob: FUOEHYT&*OHET&*T%H$&*T%HE*FH&EY&*TYE&*$
Telamon: OMG SOMEONE HACKED!!!
Telamon: JFGU*EHT*&ERHT*&ET*ERTHYR&*THYR&*THYR
Noob: mak t stp! FUIHDEF*&YRT*&EHYT*&EHT&*RYT&*ERTYE&*THY
Hacker: Sorry My DSL Was Smoking
Telamon: Errrr... Sick Of Hackers Now Im Going To [Content Deleted]!!!!!!
Noob: anywy don8t s i ca UGIHET*&EYT&*EYUT*&YT&*Y%T!
The End!
If You Love A Persons Joke They Made Say This To Reply To Their Joke
@'Playername' lol
Hope You Come Up With Funny Jokes :3 |
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1756Join Date: 2011-06-15
Post Count: 2592 |
Me: Hi
Telamon: Hello. Wanna sword fight?
Me: I don't have the time.
Telamon: Why?
Me: I have to go to a meeting.
Telamon: Bye then!
*Telamon gets his sword out and kills you*
Me: What was that for?
Telamon: Stuff.
Me: Fries chicken? :P
Telamon: Yes, that and stuff.
Yes, I know mine wasn't the best. |
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ZimitriJoin Date: 2011-11-01
Post Count: 175 |
Zimitri: This Is Madnes!
Spartan: Mandess?
THIS
IS
LEEROY JECKNEZ
Zimitri: No Its Sparta
Spartan: Ok Take 2
THIS
IS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Zimitri: WHAT THE FREAK! ITS SPARTA
Sparta: Ok Take 3
THIS
IS
ROBLOX
Zimitri: OMG
*2 Hours Later*
Zimitri: Take 189 o_O
Spartan: Madness?
THIS
IS
DONATE TO ME!
Zimitri: OMG! Have You Seen 300?
Spartan: Yes Why?
Zimitri: Have You Seen The Part When They Say "THIS IS SPARTA"
Spartan: Yes
Zimitri: Say That Part!!!!
Spartan: Ok
THIS
IS
SPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTAN!
Zimitri: *Wacks The Spartan* I Wasted 29 Hours Of My Time O.o |
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The stick had to stick around in the mall. |
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dart
dart
dart
(starts playing Cosmic mario theme in backround)
Dart dart dart dart dart
daaaaaaaaart dart dar dar dart daaaaaaaaaaaaart dart daaaart da da dart da da da da daaaaaaart da da da dada da da da dada da da da dart dart dar dar daaaaaaaaaaaaaaart daart
Spartan : This. is. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART (Comes with a free cosmic mario to ruin your life!)
Random ad : Buy bloxflakes for exremely High prices!
Santa : I got some elves in my tree
Sonic : Who cares? (Transforms into creeper) SSSSSSSSSsssssssssssss(BOOM)
santa : Now i have to repay For my new Elve tree ornaments! They all broke from that!
Random ad : Buy bloxflakes and THEN we will Fix santas ornaments!
Random guy : Thats why there so high in prices...
Random dude : "Does the funky chicken" "throws apples at TV"
"Static"
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ZimitriJoin Date: 2011-11-01
Post Count: 175 |
@ruralwetfart lol |
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neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12
Post Count: 33061 |
Noob: Wats IDK meen???222??2?
Me: I don't know.
Noob: WAT!!!11! I ASK 9001 PEOPEL AND STILL DON'T KNOW!!!!11!
Me: But I'm being liter-
Noob: WELL WATS BRB MEEN DEN!!11!1!!!??222?
Me: Be right back.
Noob: NUUUU!1!!!1!1!!11!! Y U HAV 2 GO NAO!!!11!111!!!
Me: But that's what BRB-
Noob: EYE ASK LATR OK!!!1111!!11!1!!
Me: (Sigh)(Shoots noob with rocket launcher) |
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@neon
lol, reminds me of Abbot and Costello's "Who's on first?" story |
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That yam has to go in his 'Yamaha'. |
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neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12
Post Count: 33061 |
Telamon: Welcome to Telamon's fried chicken, what do you want?
Me: I never wanted to buy anything!
Telamon: Sorry, we don't have that.
Me: (Sigh) I was just trying to say something...
Telamon: Welcome to Telamon's fried chicken, what do you want?
Me: DO I HAVE TO!?!?
Telamon: Sorry, we don't have that.
Me: Stop talking and listen to me! OR ELSE...
Telamon: Welcome to Telamon's fired chicken, what do you want?
Me: ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT. (Punches Telamon)
Telamon: So...KRRZHT...rry, we...KRRZHT...dooooo...KRRZHT...n't have...KRRZHT...thaaaat...KRRZHT...
Me: Want some more!? (Punches Telamon again)
Telamon: Wel...KRRZHT...come to...KRRZHT...Welco...KRRZHT...me toooooo...KRRZHT...
Me: Wait a minute... (Cuts some of the Telamon(Which is actually a mechanic copy of Telamon)'s cables off)
Telamon: ...KRRZHT...KRRZHT...KRRZHT...KRRZHT...
Telamon: WELCOMETOTELAMONSFRIEDCHICKENWHATDOYOUWANT!?!?!?
Me: O_o' (Cuts off some more cables)
Telamon: Weeeeeelcooooooomeeeeee toooooo... KRRZHT KRRZHT KRRZHT KRRZHT KRRZHT!!!
Telamon: ERROR FOUND. THE SPEECH SYSTEMS ARE MALFUNCTIONING. SELFDESTRUCTION SEQUENCE INITIATED. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1...
Me: Uh oh...
(Mechanical Telamon explodes)
Me: (Notices note and picks it up)
Note: We are currently testing mechanical Telamons. If they malfunction, please call [ Insert random phone number here ].
Me: (Sigh) Why didn't I see that!? |
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Buy "static" NOMNOMONMONMNOMNOMNONM"Static"For extremly high "static" ONOMNOMNOMNONMOMNOMNOMNMNONMONMONMONMON!
Fred : Just keep clicking buttons....just keep"static"ONMONMNOMNOMNONMONMONMNOMNOMNNO "Funky chicken dance"NOMOMNONMONMNOMNOMNOMNON
"Telamon is killing poeple"
Hey whos the new guy?
Darth vader : LET THE THING BEGIN!
Dart dart dart "Starts playing Dr.octagonupus blaaaargh sparta remix in backround" DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART DART DART D D D DAAAAAAAAAAAAAART D A R T DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA R T D-----D--------DAR-----DART!!!!! DART DART DART -----D A R T-----DART DART!"Static" "Plane crashes into roblox towers" Telamon : "Looks over at builderman" You gonna pay for that?"Static"Doh! "static" ONMNOMNOMNONMNOMNOMNOMO! |
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MarvelzJoin Date: 2009-03-17
Post Count: 5461 |
Me: So... Those fries look good.
Fat N00BL37: YAH 7H3R3S 0V3R 900000000000000000
Me: I only see two. Did you invent a secret invisibility machine!?
FAT N00BL37: N0 U
Me: No I didn`t!
FAT N00BL37: D0N8 PL0X
Me: No! And you ate 900000000000000000 French Fries! NARB.
Just a thing I thought up of. |
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Left 4 dead 2 joke
The survivors,at a camp,Ellis sitting on a dead tank telling a story
Ellis:I pretay about the time when i broke my legs
(Later)
Ellis:I pretay about the time when we made fireworks
(Later again)
Ellis:I pretay about the time-
Nick:Hey,why dont you tell us about the time you shut up?
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ROFLMAO |
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ZimitriJoin Date: 2011-11-01
Post Count: 175 |
Telamon: Did you know we have a new staff member?
RobloTim: Nope, who is the new guy working for us?
Telamon: Justin Beiber
RobloxTim: O_O *Creepy Music* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Telamon: *Smacks RobloTim*
RobloTim: Ok... Justin....Beiber Right this way.. grrr
JustinBeiber: Ok
*Walks In The Office*
RobloTim: Enjoy
Justin Beiber: Ok Thx RobloTim :D
RobloTim: Just Do Your Job >_>
*RobloTim Walks To His Office & Gets Online*
RobloTim: Im gonna ban Justin Beiber >:]
Telamon: What The Heck?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!
RobloTim: Ugh... (0_00_0<) KIBBY DANCE
Telamon: ok....
RobloTim: *bans justin beiber*
Justin Beiber: :3 *BANNED* WHAT THE FREAK!!!
Justin Beiber: TELAMON!!!!!
Telamon: What O:
Justin Beiber: SOMEONE BANNED ME!!! I QUIT!!!
Telamon: O_O *Creepy Music* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Justin Beiber: *Smacks Telamon*
Telamon: fffffffffffffff!! [Content Deleted]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RobloTim: Finaly No More Creepy People :3
Telamon: We have a new staff member!
RobloTim: Ok lets see who it is..
Telamon: Dayren!
RobloTim: O_O *Creepy Music* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dayren: *Smacks RobloTim* Dont Start With Me Or I'll Hack!
THE END |
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Spartan: THIS....IS......SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The screen focuses on a billboard and a cow grazing. Billboard: Welcome to Sparta, Wisconsin. Have A Nice Day!
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1756Join Date: 2011-06-15
Post Count: 2592 |
Me: La la la... Laaaa! Ah... What's this?
Thing: You're so BIG! Don't eat me, I don't taste good!
Me: He does look pretty tasty...
Thing: No, don't do it!
Me: I'll have him for dinner.
Thing: NOOOOOOO!
Me: *Looks closely at the thing*
Thing: I MUST NOT BE EATEN! *Jumps up and down*
Me: Whoa, simmer down!
*The thing accidentaly knocks down a potion bottle, it spreads around the floor and touches me*
Me: *Stands up straight* I AM UNDER YOUR COMMAND SIR.
Thing: Now stand back.
Me: *Takes a small step*
Thing: Back more.
Me: *Takes another small step away*
Thing: One more "back" there... |
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I'm in bed.
Bed: "I've got you covered." |
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ZimitriJoin Date: 2011-11-01
Post Count: 175 |
Come On, This Forum Is Fixing To Get Old
Keep Making Funny Jokes So My Forum Will Have A Gold Star :3 |
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neongoo51Join Date: 2009-05-12
Post Count: 33061 |
This was a good old thread.
Of course, it was comedy gOLD.
``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ |
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gladoxiaJoin Date: 2008-11-01
Post Count: 399 |
A noob was spawnkilling people. He was wearing an outfit which looked like nuts. Just a bunch of nuts on every side of every body part but the head. A victim said: "Dude, you're nuts!"
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Okay, it isn't funny, but I really couldn't find anything more funny. |
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If it's tourist season why can't we hunt them? Also... Can you yell MOVIE! In a crowded fire station? Sigh... Questions never to be answered Tsk Tsk. |
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ZeroBitsJoin Date: 2009-12-01
Post Count: 435 |
Some kids were cruisin in their car at 130-40 mph, and they got stopped by a cop, who said (quite sarcastically): "Son, can I see your pilot's license?", then the driver handed him his pilot's license, the cop's jaw dropped, and he walked away red faced, no ticket. |
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