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Nitrogeneration
#57865262Saturday, November 12, 2011 3:49 AM GMT

Start at way #1 and go until way #1000, and repeat as long as this thread is active. Way #1: Flood the restrooms.
MuffinMan864
#57872918Saturday, November 12, 2011 7:17 AM GMT

Way #2 Inflate yourself like a balloon with one of the gas pumps in an attempt to try and float
Hirashi
#57873039Saturday, November 12, 2011 7:23 AM GMT

Way #3: Offend the staffs. :3 (( A sig. ))
Nitrogeneration
#57878095Saturday, November 12, 2011 1:38 PM GMT

Way #4: ask where the nearest station of another brand is Examples: for Northeast US: where is the nearest Mobil? for Virginia, Maryland, DC: where is the nearest Exxon? for Southeast US: Where is the nearest Marathon? Gulf Coast: Where is the nearest BP? Great Lakes: Where is the nearest Speedway? West Coast: Where is the nearest ARCO?
Nitrogeneration
#57878125Saturday, November 12, 2011 1:39 PM GMT

and also: some parts of the Midwest: Where is the nearest QuikTrip?
MuffinMan864
#60295516Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:23 AM GMT

Bump
TheStalinator
#60295734Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:26 AM GMT

Way #5 ask the person "do you take credit cards" when theres a giant sign that says: "NO CREDIT CARDS"
Kevin7704
#60299238Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:12 AM GMT

Way #6: Replace the gas with burning alcohol.
orangeskull37
#60299957Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:23 AM GMT

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angelguy247
#60300842Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:36 AM GMT

8. Tell the manager you own the place.
Kevin7704
#60304258Tuesday, December 27, 2011 4:23 AM GMT

9. blow up the gas station with a decoy truck

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