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Ok your gonna make a story about 4 or 5 sentences long.Somebody is gonna add on to it. So ex.The lion got out and blah blah blah then the person says:Then several other lions got out and blah blah blah.Ok got it let me start :D
I went to the zoo with my allowance with me.I went to the counter and put down the 25$ Then she says If you wanna get in you gotta pay 2 more bucks.I had to tug into my pocket and gave every quarters i was saving for the claw machines...Gosh already gonna be a hard day. |
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Okay .. I'm not quite sure yet. D: |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30 Post Count: 12473 |
Soon I went to the lion exhibit which was kinda cool. The zookeepers were feeding the lions and I went in closer to get a better view but I fell into the lion pit the lions were in. The lions attacked me and I barely got out. Ugh how worse can this day get? |
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So i went to the penguin feeding exhibit.(YAY!)I held a fish above the exhibit because of instructions then the penguin jumped and attacked my face.I Had to throw the pengiuin and the bucket of fish in the exhibit.Then i went in the old restroom to wash the pecks and then a tantrula came on my face and bit me.I had to have CPR for passing out for 25 minutes...Errr |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30 Post Count: 12473 |
I went to the kangaroo exhibit and it was kinda cool. Until some guy pushed me into the kangaroo exhibit and know what happened. The kangaroo's started boxing me down. I bet if a boxer decided to box a kangaroo the kangaroo would win. Who even pushed me in anyway? |
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ImybloxJoin Date: 2010-01-31 Post Count: 2563 |
So then I tried to stay away from all the exibits and then I got attacked by pigeons. After that, I stayed in the snack bar. More pigeons attacked meh. How could every animal hate meh? |
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Then i went to the otter exibit somone pushed me in again and got soaking wet.Also whoever pushed me in got me in trouble.Once i was sent out of the otter exibit i went to the snackbar again and ordered a pie then somone pushed my face in,oh brother how worse can this day get? |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30 Post Count: 12473 |
I went to the zebra exhibit and yeah it was great. Until suddenly when I was trying to feed the zebras I fell in. When I fell on the ground a loud thump was made and the zebras got scared then ran around like crazy. Soon I got ran over by those zebras and they escaped. I decided to stay away from all exhibits since they keep getting me in trouble. |
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Then I went to the Piranha exhibit.I stood away from them as possible..But then my shoe tripped me over.The exhibit was low but deep.When i got in my wounds hurt..Will because THEM DEMON FISH WERE RIPPING OFF MY FLESH!!! They had to call 911...I Had to go to the zoo's hospital...So i can stay at the zoo...I had to have a cast around every wounds..And some....Shots o.o |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30 Post Count: 12473 |
Ok so I decided to go to the shark exhibit. Wow it was cool watching the sharks swim around. But then I slipped on a banana peel from the nearby monkey exhibit and fell in the sharks. It was terrible because there was a great white shark in there and guess what, a cookie cutter shark is not actually a cookie. I came out with hundreds of shark bites and ran away from the sharks as fast as possible and decided to go to the Insect house next. |
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So i went to the insect house...I look at some horseflies...Not bad...Then some Tiger butterflies..But then i walked nearby to the spider exhibit..The exhibit was dark..There was webs everywere...o.o AND THE ZOO DIDNT NOTICE IT????!!!! So i just act like..Ok whateve..Theres some spider..Till some people scream because..my hair had a tarantula in it o.o...My cousin grabbed the spider and got bitten..Luckily i didnt..Until i notice the tarantula laid eggs in my hair... >.< |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30 Post Count: 12473 |
Ok I've had enough trying to see animals. I went to the claw machine they had in the arcade section. Wait they have a arcade section? So I used my tokens I got from the guy at the counter and tried to get this stuffed Jaguar. I managed to get it until then the stuffed jaguar suddenly popper and a real Jaguar jumped out then attacked me and ran away. DID THE ZOO EVEN NOTICE THAT THEIR STUFFED ANIMALS ACTUALLY HAVE ANIMALS IN THEM!!!!
(Sorry about 6 sentences but I had one more funny thing to say) |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30 Post Count: 12473 |
Alright I decided to go to the Cheetah exhibit (Also did you know that the cheetah is the fastest land animal on earth? I think) so I decided to watch it run around. I accidently fell in when I tried to get a better look by going closer. The cheetah noticed me and I was like UH OH!!!! Then I ran off and I only ran a few seconds before the cheetah caught me and started biting me. Ok I'll go to the bird house next and I know I won't get hurt because birds never hurt people right? |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30 Post Count: 12473 |
I decided to go to Rhino exhibit instead. It was cool because Rhino's have one horn on them. So anyway I tripped on some trash some guy dropped and i fell into the rhino pit. That Rhino was mad then it started stomping on me and it kicked me out. Ok fine I'll go to the Reptile house next instead since Reptiles won't hurt me right? |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30 Post Count: 12473 |
I went to the reptile house. Some lizards...great....a few frogs. But it got worse. They had a poison dart frog exhibit. Don't care? Well then apparently the zoo was feeding the poison dart frogs and when they opened the case, one of the frogs jumped out, THEN POISONED ME!!! I HAD TO GO TO THE ZOO HOSPITAL AGAIN AND THEY HAD TO DO SURGERY TO GET THE POISON OUT!! You know maybe I'll just go to the bat exhibit but what's cool is they have several kinds of bats and it's inside a cave. Also they'll have vampire bats. I can't wait to go |
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Sonic5479Join Date: 2009-02-01 Post Count: 6641 |
I was beginning to wonder if everything bad that happened to me here was on purpose. If their was someone behind all this agony. I decided there was, and I yelled, "Who ever is causing this pain, ***COME ON AND CAUSE ME MORE PAIN!*** Then, a knife flew right at my face, |
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I Decided To Go On The Zoo Tour, And The Owners Drove Me Around Slowly And Smoothly. But I Fell Off At The Pond Full Of Ducks. They Pecked My Face. T_T |
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So then I got out of the water..I forgot..There was buffalos.... So suddenly I ran away...Will then I ranned into a tree. Ouch. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30 Post Count: 12473 |
I got to the dolphin exhibit next. It was pretty great. But then I slipped on some water the dolphins had accidently splashed out of their exhibit then I fell into the dolphins. The dolphins just played with me and they began spinning me on their noses like at dolphin shows then I fell out RIGHT DOWN ON SOLID CONCRETE!!! You know maybe I'll just go to the horse exhibit because the horse exhibit is in the petting zoo here at the zoo and horses won't hurt me. |
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