Top 1337 excuses for forgetting your homework

Merluvlee

Join Date: 2011-10-02
Post Count: 6664

#63637860Thursday, March 01, 2012 1:19 AM GMT

210: Kirby did the kirby dance and inhaled it, then became Paper Kirby *Shows a paper drawing of Kirby*

AxiosTiTAN

Join Date: 2010-08-08
Post Count: 5253

#63638878Thursday, March 01, 2012 1:35 AM GMT

211: Forgetting to pack it before leaving the house.

kingdestroyah

Join Date: 2011-04-30
Post Count: 11582

#63639086Thursday, March 01, 2012 1:39 AM GMT

212: I like trains (Heh, classic.)

Niftyness

Join Date: 2010-12-16
Post Count: 2377

#63639282Thursday, March 01, 2012 1:42 AM GMT

213: I just didn't feel like it. 214: The video game system hadn't been touched for 5 days! Ya hear me? 5 DAYS!! 215: Well it wasn't MY FAULT Daniel called me saying that he had that cool new COD game! 216: I was helping a man find something, and it took me the whole day! 217: I was too busy trying to think of all these reasons. So. 218: You should've raised me better. 219: Why do we have to do homework anyway? Is there some importance to it or something? 220: I thought it was a letter from my grandma that didn't have money included.

M4R1OBR0S

Join Date: 2012-02-22
Post Count: 712

#63640292Thursday, March 01, 2012 1:59 AM GMT

221 hey teacher u will die if u don't believe this IATE IT

Accelgor72

Join Date: 2011-08-10
Post Count: 364

#63641940Thursday, March 01, 2012 2:23 AM GMT

222: I went back in time then a stegosaurus stomped on my and ate it 223: I like trains kid 224: RAINBOWS!!! 225: There was nothing on it so i didn't forget it

Niftyness

Join Date: 2010-12-16
Post Count: 2377

#63669655Thursday, March 01, 2012 9:50 PM GMT

226: The bus crashed on its way back home in a ditch-and it was snowing! I had to eat the homework to survive! 227: I threw it away because it was all bloody from the papercut it gave me. 228: Some secret agents wanted it for some strange reason. I think they were C.I.A. 229: The school bully made me do HIS homework, so I was too tired to do MINE. 230: You told me to get more firewood while we were roasting marshmellows, and all I could find was the homework!

evilworks

Join Date: 2010-02-14
Post Count: 1192

#63676049Thursday, March 01, 2012 11:27 PM GMT

231: My dog ate it then pooped it out. A snowman ate the poop, but he melted. The poop-water flowed into a lake then the lake evaporated. So it will probz be raining down this afternoon.

evilworks

Join Date: 2010-02-14
Post Count: 1192

#63676413Thursday, March 01, 2012 11:32 PM GMT

232: It was mistaken for a taco shell at a mexican feast. 233: It tried to kiss a pair of scissors. *Holds up shredded paper.* 234: It tried to take a bath in the toilet and thought the the toilet lever turned it on.

Winmonster1337

Join Date: 2011-05-11
Post Count: 1036

#64097931Saturday, March 10, 2012 4:49 PM GMT

235: I did give it to you, but you ate it and forgot about it. You said it tasted of chicken.

pikmin22009

Join Date: 2009-10-30
Post Count: 528

#64102722Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:00 PM GMT

236: The guy above's hat ate it.

WolfoftheDark

Join Date: 2011-09-03
Post Count: 398

#64104043Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:22 PM GMT

237: iLiKEPOTATOES (Potatoe Runs Over EVERYONE EVERYONE I TELL YA)

HypnoticHampster3

Join Date: 2011-07-14
Post Count: 247

#64110526Saturday, March 10, 2012 8:19 PM GMT

238: I'm sorry. You can't get it because it was about this special number you know. 3.somethingsomethingsomething. But I ate pi.

Merluvlee

Join Date: 2011-10-02
Post Count: 6664

#64191144Monday, March 12, 2012 12:15 AM GMT

239: Sonic ran it over and it's stuck on his shoe now.

333fluffy222

Join Date: 2011-04-29
Post Count: 34

#64197331Monday, March 12, 2012 1:48 AM GMT

6) My cat ate it. 7) My cat threw it up. 8) Terrorists nuked it. 9) The world exploded. 10) You have no reason to post this

shako34

Join Date: 2010-06-11
Post Count: 64

#64198566Monday, March 12, 2012 2:08 AM GMT

240. A Guest Took It.

SupremeMeep

Join Date: 2009-03-27
Post Count: 2005

#64198610Monday, March 12, 2012 2:09 AM GMT

241:i had to take a dump

WolfoftheDark

Join Date: 2011-09-03
Post Count: 398

#64364799Thursday, March 15, 2012 2:44 PM GMT

242: ME NO HAZ HOMEWORKK!!!! 243: My mom thought it was a diaper 244: Uhhhhhhhhhhh...... (Says Uhh Until Teacher's Head Blows Up) 245: My dad thought it was a chezburger 246: UMAD? 247: What homework? 248: I was foruming 249: I was too busy watching NyanCat. 250: I turned into a baby and babies can't do homework so.... 251: MEOW 252: I went to the emergency room cuz mah hand feel off 253: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 254: I was Lol'ing 255: I was raised wrongly 256: My cat used it as a litter box 257: USTILLMAD? 258: I was watching soap oprahs 259: Still foruming, bra. 260: I blew up a few days ago 261: :3 262: I was busy spending my life.