jaceyjaceJoin Date: 2010-03-12 Post Count: 5202 |
101: I gave it to gamer101. |
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texans17Join Date: 2010-05-16 Post Count: 585 |
275: i used it for target practice for my gun
276: i threw it away l0l n@rb
277: i locked it in a safe with C4 and rigged it to explode
278: i made a bomb out of it
279: i lit it on fire
280: i hit it with a rake |
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botor2Join Date: 2011-04-20 Post Count: 3202 |
281: I accidentally strapped a time bomb to it.
~Sharing is caring but caring isn't sharing. |
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IYIurderJoin Date: 2011-07-26 Post Count: 12646 |
282: I didn't want to.
283: My desk turned into a Lamborghini, and I wanted to ride it.
284: I had a girl in my room.
285: I had other priorities.
286: I accidentally shoved it up my father's nose last night. |
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ i took it to paintball and scribbled on it to cheat at capture the flag games
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I was to busy making up excuses on roblox and then arnold and james bond came through the window and arnold paper cutted james bond till almost death then james bond tickled arnold to death with the paper which he turned into a feather and then my head blew then i grew another then...
teacher:just hut up and sit down (goes behind desk pulls out shotgun and blows head of)
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xJesssJoin Date: 2009-11-24 Post Count: 214 |
191)i thought it was money so i stuck it in a vending machine and got a bag of doritos and fed it to the dorito bird/man thing |
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tommyfunJoin Date: 2011-01-04 Post Count: 1404 |
192) i uh, well, i used it as a , well, um, id perfer not to say... |
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193) Accidentally your homework |
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291) I tried to be like Benjamin Franklin.
292) Abe rose from the dead and ate it.
293) I ate it.
294) My TV is haunted and absorbed it.
295) The No-Lifes came back to life.
296) I began to eat myself.
297) I was starving in a food market with nothing but homework.
298) My fat got hungry and bit my hand off.
299) My obese siblings got an AK47 and shot me down.
300) I exploded.
301) I imploded. |
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302 We got homework?
303 Welllll...
304 Who needs homework?
305 I'll just say my dog ate it.
306 A Telamon ate it. |
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307 YOU...ate it.
308 My...CAT...yeah... uh...he... ate it.
309 hhmmmmm....
400 I-I-I just FORGOT ok?!? |
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my dog ate it. I had to force him, but he ate it! |
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426: I went to Vietnam.
427: Obama became president.
428: Food shortage.
429: He ate it!
430: She ate it!
431: They ate it!
432: My friend ate it!
433: YOU ate it!
434: I got hungry.
435: I can't afford pencils.
436: Meh...
437: None of your business.
438: None of your beeswax.
439: I ate my hand.
440: Who needs homeowrk?
441: Trolled.
442: Chuck Testa was actually my homework.
443: Too busy racing chairs!
444: Too busy playing ROBLOX.
445: I got life.
446: I have a life.
447: I got a life.
448: I have life.
449: I got a life, ya know.
450: I have a life, ya know.
451: I got life, ya know.
452: I have life, ya know.
453: I have a life, you know.
454: I got a life, you know.
455: I have life, you know.
456: I got life, you know.
457: Shut up!
458: Lolwut?
459: I was too busy bombing Iraq.
460: Too busy bombing Iraq. |
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461: I joined da Trollsec.
462: I joined the Trollsec.
463: I joined de Trollsec.
464: le Rage.
465: Troll you!
466: Troll faic.
467: Troll face.
468: Is this supposed to be an excuse?
469: I rate your face 0!
470: I rate yo face 0!
471: I rate your faic 0!
472: I rate yo faic 0!
473: MOOP.
474: RAWR!
475: I'm a dinosaur.
476: Sorry for Party Rocking.
477: I'm a boss!
478: Like a boss!
479: I'm too old for this!
480: I'm too old for this crap!
481: Too busy watch My Little Pony.
482: Watchin' Youtube.
483: Watching YouTube.
484: Lol, you nob.
485: Lol, you noob!
486: Laugh out loud, you nob!
487: Laugh out loud, you noob!
488: Laugh out loud, ya nob!
489: Laugh out loud, ya noob!
490: Lol, ya noob!
491: Lol, ya nob.
492: Trololol.
493: Dinasaur!
494: Dinasaurs rock.
495: Dinasaur and I know it.
496: Does it look like I have hands to you?
497: Do you think I'm that smart?
498: Do you think I am that smart?
499: I'm too dumb.
500: I'm too stupid! |
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CryominoJoin Date: 2010-11-14 Post Count: 5642 |
501: I DO NOT COMPREHEND THIS "HOMEWORK" OBJECT. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
502: I was too busy shooting the creepy guy that lives next to me.
503: As I was doing my homework, a sudden rip occurred in the space-time continuum, sucking in my paper and launching it into a dimensional rift.
504: SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION.
505: I made my paper watch Dora and it ripped itself in half. |
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506: Too busy trying to slam a revolving door.
507: Chuck Norris.
508: Chuck Norris round-house kicked it.
509: Chuck Norris came back to life.
510: I had visitors. |
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511: I let my combustible fart rip.
512: I had to go eat.
513: Busy doing nothing.
514: Too bored for that.
515: Too bored for that crap.
516: I wanted pie.
517: I stayed up plotting my revenge to kill that "one kid" at school.
518: I lost my pen.
519: I sank in a toilet.
520: Too busy drinking toilet water.
521: Too busy eating toilet paper.
522: Busy lunching on fish in the fish tank. |
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