Announcer:We Present to you the all new awesome....MINI ROBLOX FIGUREES!!!!!
First Off! Speed!
(Annoucer Sqeeuzes Mini-Speed)
M-Speed:Hey! NOOB! Why Did You Snipe Me Idoit!?
Real Speed:Hey! Thats what I say whenever I Get Sniped!
(Real Speed Gets sniped)
Real Speed:Hey! NOOB! Why Did You Snipe Me Idoit!?
M-Speed:PWNT! I pwnz all! >=D Meow!
Annoucer:He also has stuff! Like Claws So He Can Fight the other soon upcoming roblox figures!
Annoucer 2:We Just Got A NEW release! A noob figure...
(Noob figure sqweezed)
M-Noob:SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM!!!
M-Speed:Oh god no...(puts on claws and kills M-noob)
M-noob:NOOB I BE REPORTING WAT WHERE TEH REPORT BUTTON!
Annoucer 1:We removed the report button so that you never see your figures dissipear into THIN AIR!
Annoucer 2:And We got another one...WTF....What is that thing?
Its called HACKORZ!
M-HACKORZ:I will hack you! BWAHHAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
Annoucer 3:I deleted his hacks
M-HACKORZ:WAT! it took me 3 years to find that file! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Annoucer:SHUT UP!
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(M-speed kills hackorz)
Annoucer:Thanks GOD!
M-Speed: SHeesh >_>
Real Speed:Im getting outta here now....(secretly takes the M-speed)...
Real Speed:Ah Forget Stealing! Ill pay for it (looks at price)
Annoucer:Wait Speed
R-Speed:Yea?
Annoucer:You get yourself for free but other people such as HACKORZ or NOOB have to pay for it! You also get every future pack of M-Speed for free!
Yes it does mean noob gets m-noob for free =p
R-SPeed:SWEET!
Annoucer 1:Annndd we are out of time....Bye! hope you guys watching this advertisement see yours on the shelf soon! |