The man who delivers pizza came to my door yesterday, I was trying to be nice so I offered him a glass of wine. He said no, so I insisted. He STILL said no. Like, WHY??? So I said fine and asked him to come put the pizza on my table. When he came in I locked the front door and told him that he better stay and have some wine. Well, he called me a psycho! So I locked him in my basement.
Right now hes still screaming at me. I even gave him the pizza! Any way, he is really upset because apparently he is getting married tomorrow. He has been in my basement for 40 hours now, but hey that's what he gets for being so mean to me right? I don't plan on letting him out until he tells me he wants some wine. So his fiancée will have to wait until he can grow some manners.
What would you do? |