MOM, how can ______ kill me?

Espithel

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#69577770Saturday, June 09, 2012 12:23 PM GMT

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Blizzardous

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#69578008Saturday, June 09, 2012 12:30 PM GMT

It can't you're delusional.

NitrousDragon

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#69578243Saturday, June 09, 2012 12:37 PM GMT

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BugsbunnyRules

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#69578352Saturday, June 09, 2012 12:40 PM GMT

MOM,how can ROBLOX kill me?

Espithel

Join Date: 2009-10-09
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#69578471Saturday, June 09, 2012 12:45 PM GMT

Because roblox is a massive computer. And if that computer falls on your head... Ouch. Braincrush. MOM, how can wolves kill me?

TelamonLikeFire

Join Date: 2011-11-11
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#69579327Saturday, June 09, 2012 1:08 PM GMT

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Espithel

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#69579435Saturday, June 09, 2012 1:12 PM GMT

If you eat too much at once, It can choke you. Or if it's scorching hot, it can burn you to death. MOM, how can BC kill me?

TelamonLikeFire

Join Date: 2011-11-11
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#69579712Saturday, June 09, 2012 1:20 PM GMT

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Espithel

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#69579958Saturday, June 09, 2012 1:26 PM GMT

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vader92195

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#69581004Saturday, June 09, 2012 1:51 PM GMT

Being useful can make people put you in multiple dangerous positions, therefore death is possible in many different ways. You may be a miner, and a cave in will kill you. Mom, how can bubbles kill me?

Espithel

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#69582049Saturday, June 09, 2012 2:11 PM GMT

Bubbles are alkali. Some bubbles have a PH of 14. Swallow them and... yeah... you're going to die. Mom, how can ominous forshadowing kill me?

Espithel

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#69586865Saturday, June 09, 2012 3:36 PM GMT

Because that ominous forshadowing could be how you die. MOM, how can capitalizing MOM all the time kill me?

Terminator198573

Join Date: 2011-08-02
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#69588903Saturday, June 09, 2012 4:06 PM GMT

Mom, how can writing something kill me?

Terminator198573

Join Date: 2011-08-02
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#69588954Saturday, June 09, 2012 4:07 PM GMT

Mom, how can being a noob kill me?

MyNameIsNotKidIcarus

Join Date: 2009-04-18
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#69590443Saturday, June 09, 2012 4:31 PM GMT

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mattmanmrm

Join Date: 2009-01-30
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#69591947Saturday, June 09, 2012 4:54 PM GMT

Violently Mom, how can lollies kill me?

legokid135

Join Date: 2009-01-23
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#69592220Saturday, June 09, 2012 4:58 PM GMT

MUM, how can fingers kill me? ‹‹‹‹ Legokid135 ››››

Espithel

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#69666925Sunday, June 10, 2012 4:11 PM GMT

Because fingers can push things down. And if the thing pushed down is your windpipe... MOM, how can logical contradictions kill me?

dragondinodude19

Join Date: 2010-10-16
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#69667141Sunday, June 10, 2012 4:15 PM GMT

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Roebolina

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#69667862Sunday, June 10, 2012 4:28 PM GMT

Dad can try and put you in the toaster and if you don't fit he will put part of you in the toaster. Mom how can ~Fancy People~ kill me? A ~Fancy Person~ was here

Espithel

Join Date: 2009-10-09
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#69668979Sunday, June 10, 2012 4:46 PM GMT

Because fancy people are elegant and sophisitcated. Failing to meet thier expectations is a death sentance in front of them. Mom, how can the steam network kill me?

legokid135

Join Date: 2009-01-23
Post Count: 1470

#69669180Sunday, June 10, 2012 4:49 PM GMT

Because you get so addicted you get fat and die. Mom, how can the outdoors kill me? ‹‹‹‹ Want to learn to script? http://wiki.roblox.com/index.php/Scripting_Book ››››

Kingkr101

Join Date: 2010-01-09
Post Count: 3638

#69678128Sunday, June 10, 2012 7:05 PM GMT

The sun can melt you as soon as you take one step outside. Mom, how can a butter knife kill me?

legokid135

Join Date: 2009-01-23
Post Count: 1470

#69678343Sunday, June 10, 2012 7:08 PM GMT

Because you're made of butter. Mom, how can Telamon kill me? ‹‹‹‹ Want to learn to script? http://wiki.roblox.com/index.php/Scripting_Book ››››

R3geBiscuit

Join Date: 2011-12-11
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#69678593Sunday, June 10, 2012 7:11 PM GMT

By changing from shedletsky back to telamon will cause mass destruction. Mon, how can talking on the phone too much kill me ?