OreMinerJoin Date: 2010-01-25
Post Count: 214 |
Carefully.
Mom, how can you kill me? |
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By stabbing you with the kitchen knife.
Mom, how can my baby brother kill me? |
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Pelting his toys at you. :L
Mom how can polkadots kill you?
///Bl0CK\\\ |
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manbob164Join Date: 2011-07-04
Post Count: 108 |
MOM how can butterflys kill me |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
I lol'd at oreminer. :3
Anyway, Because sweetheart, they can excrete evil poisonious carcinogenic toxins.
MOM, how can bumping a thread kill me? |
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STAB STAB STAB!
Mom, how can a science teacher kill me? |
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Classical Ways FTW
Science Teacher-Boredom
Boredom-Death.
MOM, How Can Using The Classical Way Kill Me? |
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Manwich1Join Date: 2010-06-23
Post Count: 1735 |
Because you can go deaf
MOM, how can infinite TNT kill me? |
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MupapapamJoin Date: 2011-08-26
Post Count: 3534 |
Because you play with fire.
MOM, how can the monster in my closet kill me? |
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he can eat you to bite and to munch.
MOM how can music kill me? |
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EspithelJoin Date: 2009-10-09
Post Count: 20917 |
Because if that's dubstep you're listening too... brain tumours... *shudder*
MOM, how can realistic question marks kill me? |
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gigabicJoin Date: 2010-09-06
Post Count: 4344 |
The extra time you take to write it will cause you to not see that giant meteor heading towards you. |
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mano60Join Date: 2010-01-31
Post Count: 1798 |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
Post Count: 16378 |
They could get a real account and steal yours.
Mom, how can Justin Bieber kill me? |
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ChibiNicoJoin Date: 2011-12-10
Post Count: 2304 |
Justn Bieber will hurt your eats, then you go deaf, then you don't hear a death threat. Then you die.
Mom! How can my finger kill me? |
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By poking your eyeballs out.
Mom, how can the Easter Bunny kill me besides throwing his eggs? |
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evilworksJoin Date: 2010-02-14
Post Count: 1192 |
He'll give you too much chocalate and you'll choke! |
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evilworksJoin Date: 2010-02-14
Post Count: 1192 |
You'll trip with a pointy stick and stab your brain.
MOM, how can posting on the forum kill me? |
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mano60Join Date: 2010-01-31
Post Count: 1798 |
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MarPoiJoin Date: 2011-01-18
Post Count: 49661 |
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Rain causes floods. Floods drown kids.
Mom, how can Hot Pockets kill me? |
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They can burn your toung until it falls off and you lose so much blood you DIE
Mom, How can a clock kill me? |
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It can fall off the wall and damage your brain.
MOM how can having 1,000,000 R$ kill me? |
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