BLEXCOTJoin Date: 2012-08-29
Post Count: 1902 |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
They can show you a way to get one mill R$, and it tells you to fall off a cliff.
MOM, how can TV kill me if I don't even have one?! |
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Look at the TV for over 12 hours
(After 12 hours) Ur now blind
Mom, how can Justin Bieber's songs kill me |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
They can burn your ears, so you can't hear cars coming.
MOM, How can WhoNeededMoney kill me? |
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WITH A SWORD.
Mom, how can I kill me? |
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If you reset or if you got hit by a hazard
Mom, how can Dominus Eanus and Dominus WhoNeededMoneyus kill me |
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rauluss1Join Date: 2010-12-22
Post Count: 599 |
If you buy them, you will starve because of no food money.
Mom, how can internet kill me? |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
Mah boi, the internet is full of internet spies waiting to consume you. (NO JOKE)
MOM, how can air kill me? |
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If you look at the internet for too long, you will become like Ean173 that is blind for looking too much at the TV
Mom,how can the apocalypse kill me? |
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Zombies. Get yout fact right.
Mom, how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me? |
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CryptDevJoin Date: 2013-04-01
Post Count: 5273 |
MOM, how can moms kill me? |
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They can stab you in the chest with a kitchen knife.
How can your ear kill you? |
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CryptDevJoin Date: 2013-04-01
Post Count: 5273 |
By listening to Justin mcfat bieber.
Mom, how can sleeping kill me? |
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You'll go into a coma.
Mom, how can B!0ck!@nd kill me? |
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CryptDevJoin Date: 2013-04-01
Post Count: 5273 |
Because the creepy pasta can make you explode
Mom, how can a butt kill me? |
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When a butt farts on you, you'll have a lack of air.
Mom, how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me how can back to the future kill me? |
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CryptDevJoin Date: 2013-04-01
Post Count: 5273 |
Because you use too much hash tags and you will die in it.
Mom, how can The noob WhoNeededMoney without a sword kill
Me? |
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Ean173Join Date: 2013-07-03
Post Count: 2107 |
His big mouth talks so much, you become deaf and it sounds like death, so you die.
MOM, how can soup kill me? |
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Magic.
MOM, how can YTPs kill me? |
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Some of them are scary. So it will scare you to death.
Mommy, how can putting soap in my eyes kill me? |
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Well, your eyeballs will come out OF COURSE.
Mom, how can this idiot named Ean173 kill me? |
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CryptDevJoin Date: 2013-04-01
Post Count: 5273 |
Because you are.
MOM, how can water kill me? |
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When you look at it. O_O
Mom, how can my huge blue hair kill me? |
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Its too large and it blocks your sight.
Mom, how can the wind kill me? |
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CryptDevJoin Date: 2013-04-01
Post Count: 5273 |
When you get blown away and you land on a mail box, owch. Brain crush.
Y U NO GIVE CAIK? D: |
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