Just for you all who like to quote the Old Testament...

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#69722286Monday, June 11, 2012 4:57 AM GMT

Keep in mind that only the First five books of the old testimate are considered Written by God, dictated to Moses, ect... The rest of the stuff between the end of the first five books of the Bible, (The Torah), and the New testimate, are NOT considered the word of God, and are the works of historians and Man. Just keep that in mind, if you post quotes.. Too many people see a verse and think "OMG! Its from the Bible! Christians and Jews must believe it!!" without looking at what book it comes from. Just figured I would clear that up.

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#69722507Monday, June 11, 2012 5:01 AM GMT

I love this bible verse "For he that will love life, and see good days, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile" 1 Peter 3:10

CommanderRoblock

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#69722558Monday, June 11, 2012 5:02 AM GMT

One word: Red letter christianity

CommanderRoblock

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#69722591Monday, June 11, 2012 5:02 AM GMT

Wait that's three words. *facepalm*

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#69722671Monday, June 11, 2012 5:03 AM GMT

More like *Faceknee* Yeah it was that bad..:P haha.

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#69723316Monday, June 11, 2012 5:14 AM GMT

38 words: I like the New Testament better than the Old Testament. The Old Testament seems to contain more social discrimination such as the encouragement of genocide, racism, and hom.ophobia.

Creatant

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#69723471Monday, June 11, 2012 5:16 AM GMT

28* The math fairy forgot to sprinkle some numerical dust on everyone today.

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#69723542Monday, June 11, 2012 5:17 AM GMT

The new testament is also my favorite.

CommanderRoblock

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#69723558Monday, June 11, 2012 5:17 AM GMT

The math fairy should be fired.

TheKentuckian

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#69733168Monday, June 11, 2012 11:45 AM GMT

I find the old testament the most interesting.

CommanderRoblock

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#69733223Monday, June 11, 2012 11:48 AM GMT

New testament makes Satan sound like real savior.

mikeyman10ash

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#69733757Monday, June 11, 2012 12:13 PM GMT

@Commander No whenever I read something related to the Devil or him possessing people he is usually "SDHGJKHFDKGDSGHSDJH YOU ARE NOT REAL SAVIOR!" If not then he's in the desert telling Jesus to jump off the temple of Jerusalem. ~Prolonged exposure to the orb of confusion gives you... uh... CONFUSION~

TheRealCommander

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#69735211Monday, June 11, 2012 1:18 PM GMT

Satan is the original troll.

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#69735975Monday, June 11, 2012 1:42 PM GMT

According to the old testament, God killed over a million people, Satan only killed in the 20s. And he gave humans sentience, tortures the bad guys, etc.

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#69741652Monday, June 11, 2012 3:46 PM GMT

Don't go calling god the bad guy in this. He created us, (in my religion) And he can destroy us. With the great flood he only allowed the last living belivers to live; Moses his wife and kids, and all the animals in the world.

CommanderRoblock

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#69742199Monday, June 11, 2012 3:57 PM GMT

So you're telling me god wiped out the entire world instead of coming down to prove his existence? K.

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#69743607Monday, June 11, 2012 4:24 PM GMT

How did they reproduce? Apparently Moses's kids were hitched, but after that it would just be inc.est.

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#69743728Monday, June 11, 2012 4:26 PM GMT

Oh, wait. You got me all confused. It was Noah, not Moses. It's been a while since I read the Bible. Since then, I've read the Qu'ran, Veda, and Book of Mormon.