Once upon a time Chuck Norris was inside Target, Getting the latest iPhone. When all of the sudden Justin Beiber shows up. There is only one of the latest iPhones in stock. Both Chuck Norris and Justin Beiber want it. An epic battle begins, with background music by the Muten Flaming Nyan Cat Choir. Justin Beiber starts singing, It looks like Chuck Norris isn't going to make it through the terrible noise! When all of the sudden, Tim T Bow shows up and takes the iPhone, pays, and leaves, and Chuck Norris is still fighting with Justin Beiber, and the Nyan Cats are still singing their dramatic choir music. All of the sudden, the Mine Turtle from the ASDF movie is hanging out on a shelf. "Hello!" He says, as he falls off and lands on his button. Target blows up, so Chuck Norris and Justin Beiber end up paying for it, and they never get a single iPhone for the rest of their life. THE END. |