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The Game Of Comedy Is Here!
Rules
No lame jokes
No making fun of jokes
If you don't follow regular roblox rules and these rules your out.
How to play!
Whoever can post the funniest joke wins!
Hint do jokes like say____ after everything I say!
Whoever wins gets to be posted on the leaderboard...
Who knows you could get famous...
Joke or not? |
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DID YOU JUST FART? BECAUSE YOU JUST BLEW ME AWAY!! :X |
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? Eh not that funny and really, Did you just fart? |
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Well right now your in 1st so far... |
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You called me ugly :(
-Atleast I have the right to be ugly, but you are abusing this privilege!
-You are so ugly you should have been born in the dark ages because you dont look good in the light.
-You are so ugly you make an onion cry badly.
-Your unique abilities give Freddy Krueger nightmares.
-Can I borrow your face? My but is on a holiday. |
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You are so short you weren't allowed to go on the cruise--they put you on a shrimp boat instead. |
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Conson84Join Date: 2011-04-13
Post Count: 442 |
Joke 1
*Two factory workers are having a conversation*
Worker 1: I know how I can get the Boss to give me a day off. }:)
Worker 2: Prove it. }:)
*Worker 1 hangs from a ceiling beam by his feet. The boss walks in*
Boss: What are you doing?! :O
Worker 1: Im a lightbulb. :D
Boss: I think you need a day off...
*Worker 1 walks away and Worker 2 starts to follow*
Boss: Where are YOU going?
Worker 2: Home, I can't work in the dark. :l
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Joke 2
Warped Wiseman Wonders, "Why is 'immediately' such a long word?" |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
Post Count: 16378 |
1: Lemme tell you a story...
2: T-T Where are 70 children when you need 'em?
Got it from BBT
Rate it 1/10 |
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imaginerpJoin Date: 2011-02-20
Post Count: 76 |
ME : Have you heard of the movie "if you're stupid say no"?
NOOB : n0
ME : >:D |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
Post Count: 16378 |
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO |
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Your teeth are so yellow when you shine them on the express way, cars slow down. |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
Post Count: 16378 |
I think your act needs some...
reACTion.
YEAHHHHJHHHHHHH |
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ShankyzJoin Date: 2011-12-08
Post Count: 25 |
When I smell an onion, I dont cry. I turn into chuck norris.
Me : Your so ugly that you make blind people cry!
Them : Thats a good thing right?
Me : *Cries* |
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faultydexJoin Date: 2010-09-18
Post Count: 24608 |
The world gets smarter as i am still alive.Sooner or later,when i die,stupidity will sooner or later cause the apocalypse,destroying everything on the earth.Yet there ARE intelligent people,but could that certain stupidity be contagious? Yes,it is.And if it gets to every inteligent person,who will save the world? |
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foIieJoin Date: 2009-10-10
Post Count: 9504 |
CHUCK NORRIS! |
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faultydexJoin Date: 2010-09-18
Post Count: 24608 |
a;afkjenfafwufnaiofnfoianfawpfoifnapiofwnfpaofials.x,z,kzm,x
That's how you spell world. |
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Me:IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!!
*Long pause*
Friend:Are we getting anywhere with this?
Me:Im stuck |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
Post Count: 16378 |
COPIER
So there's this guy, and he walks into a clinic and says " Doctor! I'm shrinking! "
Then the doctor says " That's no problem, you'll just have to be a little PATIENT! " Get it? PATIENT?
Random Guy: O_O
Me: *Bax him up*
rate from 1 2 10.
Xtra points if you know the reference. |
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What does it mean if you see someone lying in yo bed breathing heavily and gasping for breath?
You didnt hold the pillow down long enough |
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Conson84 has won this round and will be announced next fourm of the contest!
Get ready for another contest!
Great jokes guys! |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
Post Count: 16378 |
I don't get conson's joke... |
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