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@Bob
Don't you get it
there was trouble cause people were clubbing baby seals to death
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump.
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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very funny.
What family guy character is a mythical creature.
Peter GRIFFIN!
BAZINGA!
I'M WINNING! |
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Ummm OP has to judge who is winning.
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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't? The dime had more cents.
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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Ouch!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door or I'll hack you!
BAZINGA! |
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Knock knock!
COME IN
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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T_T
Knock , Knock!
Who's there?
Tanks.
Tanks who?
Tanks alot, killer!
BAZINGA! |
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again
Knock knock!
COME IN
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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That's HORRIBLE!
What is a falcon's favorite drink?
FALCON PUNCH!
BAZINGA! |
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Wanna know who's stupid
bob8644
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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kaBOOM!
You got PWNED!
What happened when the sensei crossed the insect?
The KARATE COCKROACH WAS INVENTED!
BAZINGA! |
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Thanks a lot for?
No making fun of each other also read the rules. |
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dear killer:
Nobody likes rules.
Sincerely,
EVERYONE.
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Kill everyone should. I can disqualify you from the contest. |
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Oh no, I'm disqualified! Call the police, my life is over.
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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Gosh, you are so dramatic.
What does pikachu say when he sneezes?
Pika-CHOOOO!
BAZINGA! |
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? Kill want to be disqualified |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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* pretends to be kill *
Oh, NO! I would hate to be disqualifed, but go ahead, my life is finished. NOOOOOOO!
BTW I said tanks alot for sending me a friend request. |
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One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.
He replied, "Who said that?!"
Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."
The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"
The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus! |
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There are 500 bricks on a plane. 1 falls out. How many are there now?
499
What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in the fridge, close the door.
What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in the fridge, close the door.
The Lion King is having a party. All the animals come but one. Who didn't go?
The giraffe because it's in the fridge.
An old lady needs to cross a crocodile infested swamp. How does she get across?
She walks normally because the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party.
The old lady still dies. How does she drown?
The brick from the plane hits her. |
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali who?
Ali miss you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie, and answered, "1,228."
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them. |
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