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Comedy Contest 4

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#71925462Monday, July 09, 2012 4:15 PM GMT

Me:Say fork 3 times Guy:Fork fork fork. Me:Say It 5 times Guy:FORK FORK FORK FORK FORK Me: Say it 7 times now Guy:FORK FORK FORK FORK FORK FORK FORK Me: I said say it not fork Guy:IT IT IT IT IT IT IT Me:I said say "it not fork not it it it" Guy:IT NOT FORK IT NOT FORK IT NOT FORK IT NOT FORK IT NOT FORK IT NOT FORK IT NOT FORK Me:You will never get this right!

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#71927138Monday, July 09, 2012 4:38 PM GMT

Knock knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

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#71927178Monday, July 09, 2012 4:39 PM GMT

Knock knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

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#71927406Monday, July 09, 2012 4:42 PM GMT

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question. "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question." "Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you.

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#71927452Monday, July 09, 2012 4:43 PM GMT

The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor." "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is." "I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor." "We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?" "In the swimming pool.

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#71927559Monday, July 09, 2012 4:44 PM GMT

Knock Knock. Who's there? Alba! Alba who? Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock. Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfie! Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you leave!

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#71927665Monday, July 09, 2012 4:46 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cash! Cash who? No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Señor! Señor who? Seen your underpants!

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#71927761Monday, July 09, 2012 4:47 PM GMT

What does Dovahkiin say when he sneezes? FUS-RO-SNEEZE

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#71928156Monday, July 09, 2012 4:53 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? I see your underwear.

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#71928480Monday, July 09, 2012 4:57 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Honey bee! Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mary! Mary who? Mary Christmas! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Donut! Donut who? Donut open till Christmas!

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#71928525Monday, July 09, 2012 4:58 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Maida. Maida who? Maida force be with you!

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#71928858Monday, July 09, 2012 5:03 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Les. Les who? Les go for a swim! The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely crapped my pants".

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#71929007Monday, July 09, 2012 5:05 PM GMT

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper." Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub." He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet.

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#71929141Monday, July 09, 2012 5:06 PM GMT

If I spy a singing bird, I'll snap its neck before it's heard. :3

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#71929349Monday, July 09, 2012 5:09 PM GMT

If I see a walking cat, I'll feed it's carcass to my pet rat. :3

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#71929500Monday, July 09, 2012 5:11 PM GMT

Rhymes: Mean people suck, nice people swallow! I am a DOG And you are a FLOWER I lift my LEG UP And give you a SHOWER Hot chocolate, hot chocolate So sweet, so hot I like to drink it every day, Even though it makes my teeth rot.

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#71929932Monday, July 09, 2012 5:16 PM GMT

Let the sun shine in… Face it with a grin….. Smilers never lose…. Frowners never win…

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#71929984Monday, July 09, 2012 5:17 PM GMT

The air was thick with a terrible smell Everyone in the car going through hell Everyone jumping just like my heart I sighed and I grimaced Why’d my friend have to fart?

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#71930039Monday, July 09, 2012 5:18 PM GMT

An example of a frowner is kill. What classic game villian is good for breakfast? EGGMAN! BAZINGA!

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#71930183Monday, July 09, 2012 5:20 PM GMT

I tried to rest, but I was to stressed, I tried to cry, but my tears would just dry, I tried to love, but my heart wouldn’t love, I tried to be me, and my friends wouldn’t let me I tried, I tried, and I’ve cried and cried

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#71930274Monday, July 09, 2012 5:21 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ear. Ear who? Ear you are! I’ve been looking for you! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Eye! Eye who? Eye know who you are! OWNED.

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#71930359Monday, July 09, 2012 5:22 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Isaiah. Isaiah who? Isaiah nothing till you open this door. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Letty. Letty who? Letty it all hang out! Knock knock Who’s there? Olivia. Olivia who? Olivia, so get out my house! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida bought another knocker if I were you!

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#71930452Monday, July 09, 2012 5:23 PM GMT

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say knock again?

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#71930475Monday, July 09, 2012 5:23 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ally! Ally Who? Ally gator! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Venice! Venice who? Venice this door gonna open? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary on smiling! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hallie. Hallie who? Hallie-tosis, your breath smells really bad!

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#71930550Monday, July 09, 2012 5:24 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who's there? Brayden. Brayden who? Quit brayden your hair and open the door!