Comedy Contest 4

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#71930669Monday, July 09, 2012 5:25 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil fall down if you don’t have a belt.

Thegiant99

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#71930762Monday, July 09, 2012 5:26 PM GMT

These jokes are giving me a big headache...

Thegiant99

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#71930895Monday, July 09, 2012 5:28 PM GMT

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Empty presents. What did the homeless man get for Thanksgiving? Expired canned food. What did the homeless man get for Haloween? Melted candy. What did the homeless man get for Valentines day? Nothing.

Thegiant99

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#71930971Monday, July 09, 2012 5:29 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Howl! Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door!?

Thegiant99

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#71931027Monday, July 09, 2012 5:30 PM GMT

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know. I don't know who? I don't know who either, so open the door.

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#71931076Monday, July 09, 2012 5:30 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I’ll be right over.

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#71931132Monday, July 09, 2012 5:31 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Element. Element who? Element to tell you that she can’t see you today.

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#71931201Monday, July 09, 2012 5:32 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cuba. Cuba who? Cuba wood.

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#71931326Monday, July 09, 2012 5:33 PM GMT

What did the homeless man get on his birthday? A trash can for a present. What did the homeless man get on his job? No raise. What did the homeless man get on his bed? No pillow and blanket.

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#71931586Monday, July 09, 2012 5:37 PM GMT

What did the rich man get on his birthday? A house-full of presents. What did the rich man get on Christmas? A giant Christmas tree. What did the rich man get on his walk? A paparazzi.

Thegiant99

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#71931665Monday, July 09, 2012 5:38 PM GMT

Knock Knock. Who's there? Noob. Noob who? Noobody closes the door on me and gets away with it!

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#71931740Monday, July 09, 2012 5:39 PM GMT

Knock Knock. Who's there? Polly. Polly who? Polly want a cracker. NOW!

Thegiant99

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#71931966Monday, July 09, 2012 5:42 PM GMT

What did the nerd get on his birthday? A giant computer.

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#71932183Monday, July 09, 2012 5:44 PM GMT

What did the celebrity get on his birthday? A large group of a paparazzi. What did the loser get on his birthday? A broken trophy. What did the clown get on his performance? A pie in the face. What did the guard get? An arrow to the knee.

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#71932358Monday, July 09, 2012 5:46 PM GMT

What did jaredvaldez4 get on his birthday? 100 messages of angry players. What did the hacker get on his birthday? EVERYTHING.

Thegiant99

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#71932603Monday, July 09, 2012 5:49 PM GMT

What did the nerd get on his birthday? Call of Duty Black ops 2.

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#71932659Monday, July 09, 2012 5:50 PM GMT

What did the hacker get on his birthday? The internet. Knock Knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who? Gun you keep a secret?

Thegiant99

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#71932878Monday, July 09, 2012 5:52 PM GMT

My head is aching VERY badly....

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#71933173Monday, July 09, 2012 5:56 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who's there? Nice. Nice who? I saw a Nice(mice) run past you... Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doughnut! Doughnut who? Doughnut worry it is just a joke!

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#71933381Monday, July 09, 2012 5:58 PM GMT

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Botany. Botany who? Botany good locks lately? Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? OK, W_H_O. Knock-knock Who’s there? Luck Luck who? Luck through yer keyhole and you’ll find out!

Thegiant99

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#71933524Monday, July 09, 2012 6:00 PM GMT

Knock Knock Who’s there Lettuce Lettuce Who? Lettuce In!

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#71933568Monday, July 09, 2012 6:01 PM GMT

Knock Knock Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.

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#71933960Monday, July 09, 2012 6:05 PM GMT

Knock Knock Who is there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Ah never mind. its a pointless joke.

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#71938976Monday, July 09, 2012 7:00 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Laser. Laser who? Laser faire. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doris! Doris who? Doris locked that’s why I am knocking! Who’s there? Sascha. Sascha who? Sascha lot of questions!

Thegiant99

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#71939013Monday, July 09, 2012 7:01 PM GMT

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Major. Major who? Major headache, please gimme aspirin!