Yo mama joke contest?

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#76710644Sunday, August 26, 2012 11:56 PM GMT

This being friendly, meaning that whatever jokes that are posted here aren't pointed to anyone. START

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#76765443Monday, August 27, 2012 5:02 PM GMT

Yo mama so stupid, she jumped out of the boat and missed the water.

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#76765516Monday, August 27, 2012 5:03 PM GMT

Yo mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and she saw her phone number

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#76765890Monday, August 27, 2012 5:07 PM GMT

Yo mama is so fat she dumped her date to the prom for the buffet table.

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#76765932Monday, August 27, 2012 5:08 PM GMT

Yo mama is so stupid , she bought tickets to the XBox live.

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#76765972Monday, August 27, 2012 5:08 PM GMT

Yo mama is so stupid she laughed at that.

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#76768550Monday, August 27, 2012 5:49 PM GMT

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

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#76768637Monday, August 27, 2012 5:50 PM GMT

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell

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#76768917Monday, August 27, 2012 5:54 PM GMT

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

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#76771075Monday, August 27, 2012 6:29 PM GMT

Yo mama so fat someone threw a rock at her and instead of hitting her, it just orbited around her.