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*your entrails. Sorry
Sheogorath much? I think so |
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*kills you*
I hide the pie in a heat-proof vault in the core of the sun, With a 203-digit pin lock, There are also a bunch of ninjas that are heat-proof, And they kill you instantly when you touch the vault, And there is also a bomb that explodes you (not the safe, ninjas or the pie itself) when you opened the vault without the ninjas knowing, And the bomb regenerates when it explodes, And by the same time the bomb regenerates, The vault closes and it locks again, And the vault generates a new pin lock code when it closes and locks, And when you take the pie safely you die instantly by lasers shooting you.
Meanwhile, Back on Earth, I bake 2 pies, 1 for me, And 1 for the other guys to try to capture with, And then I ate my pie.
(Don't try to kill me, I have another pie that I will not eat, EVER, Take it.) |
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I take Good's other pie and go to my house and hide under my bed. |
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FirwenJoin Date: 2010-05-22
Post Count: 1084 |
I go into your house with a machine gun and kill everyone. I take the pie and get in a jet. I fly to the Alps and hide it deep in the snow. |
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I snipe you with a laser gun then take your dead body and use it to defuse the bomb/ barb wire cannon without touching the pie i then bring it into an underwater volcano in the middle of space and set up a black hole converter so if anything other then the surrounding land gets close to the pie it turns into a black hole i fly away and turn on the converter and destroy anything that can turn the converter off i also install a converter to every single pie that exists so now nobody can get a pie without getting killed by a black hole. |
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Slowly munching my pie, I look at a window of my house to see what everyone has been doing with my pie, I baked another pie and ate it. |
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I then sneak up behind you and punch through your stomach and steal the pie and go into my TARDIS i then go back in time and rig anything that could ever be used to make pie with a BHC making the pie i have the last safe pie i then hide it in the TARDIS and warp out as soon as im outside i press a button to send the tardis into a collapsing galaxy so nobody can get it. |
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I was lucky I ate a pie before you do so, So I just baked 2 more pies, I munched on 1, And I threw the other 1 into the trash can. |
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uhh i ent back in time and attacked a BHC to all objects that could be used to make a pie so you got killed by a black hole and the last safe pie is still in the TARDIS. derpsta |
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GAH! NOOB! DID YOU KNOW WHEN I GO IN A BLACK HOLE, THE UNIVERSE EXPLODES! NOOB!
*universe explodes* |
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*watches the universe explode from a bomb shelter made of invincible iron that was forged in a dwarf star*heheh fools im untouchable in here and i have a clone of the last pie that exists. |
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*gets revived*
tele 12550789 1 1
*teleports to your bomb shelter*
*beats you up*
*you die*
I eat the pie, Not caring if its poisoned or not, Because i'm immune to poison, You guys just want to survive, My goal is to get the pie in my hands as long as I can. |
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As i sit in my shelter i press a big green button that reforms the universe with my shelter in the center absorbing power from each planet and star. |
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A hidden turret shoots good sucking his lifeforce and then zaps me with his lifeforce causing me to come back to life. |
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As soon as i come back to life i press a button that causes a paradox to occur making the shelter teleport to an unreachable void that is outside of the multiverse. |
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If you don't want to die, Then I will ban you! I am a veteran on this!
*pushes a button*
*sonic is banned from this game, forever*
When sonic posts, Ignore it. |
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I revive in a habitable planet, Inside a house, I live there. |
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uhh i used technology to bring myself back to life and you respawned after you were destroyed by the blackhole so derpstaherp you cant do anything about me coming back to life execpt kill me again. |
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*ignores sonic*
I bake 2 pies, I ate one, I threw the other one outside for others to capture with. |
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As life goes on in the universe i sit in my shelter and watch it waiting for a bomb to charge up. |
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*ignores sonic again*
As the bomb was not real, I munch on my pie, Waiting for others to capture the other one. |
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KillzieJoin Date: 2013-10-23
Post Count: 1086 |
I CAPTURED IT!
Now let me hide it in my cage....
Mmmm... |
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First, I took the pie. Then I created a pie safehouse, which is located on coordinates x: 652988 y: 6435465 Fortunately, the only device capable of decoding the coordinates is hidden where you'll never find it.
*talking to myself* Hiding the device in my yellow container is a brilliant idea! No one will ever find it!! >:D
Err... did I just say that out loud? |
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