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I took the pie
No explanation needed. |
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ledolJoin Date: 2009-05-02
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I shoot you in your entire body with the ray gun (CoD Zombies) and then take the pie to a secret abandoned laboratory, and you have to get through 100 waves of zombies before you can get the pie, with the zombies getting stronger after each wave. However, since i'm kinda a fair person, i place some M1911's on the ground at the entrance, and weapons on the wall. I also insert Juggernog, Speed Cola, Stamina Up, Double Tap, and Quick Revive. Also, i place a Galvaknuckles for sale (6000 Points) on the wall at the same time. I also insert a Pack-A-Punch and the Random Box. I also place Hack-Proof Teleport Proof and Noclip Proof walls and floor. And i also have a system where if you take any other guns besides the M1911 in, they are dissipated.
Try if you dare.......or just bake another one. |
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I slap you and take the pie |
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I take the pie with so much ease, it kills you.
And when i mean "ease"
I mean the most complicated way possible that its more complex than a Rube Goldberg machine. |
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MrStiltsJoin Date: 2012-11-07
Post Count: 3729 |
Than I slap you and take the pie :3 |
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DantarsJoin Date: 2012-01-02
Post Count: 6244 |
Smack you are get pie. I then use my magical reindeer powers to fly. |
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DantarsJoin Date: 2012-01-02
Post Count: 6244 |
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I respawn :3 I get a turret and shoot you down, I then take the pie and hire all the Jedi Knights to guard it. Also, and army of lazor shooting unicorns, and Chuck Norris are guarding my pie. |
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*slaps moomooman*
*steals pie*
*ties moomooman into rocket*
*launches rocket into pluto*
*eats pie*
*bakes 10,000 pies*
*gives pies to everyone except moomooman* |
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ledolJoin Date: 2009-05-02
Post Count: 2501 |
*has superman throw a nuke the size of 3 earths at the earth*
*earth explodes*
*also has superman blow up pluto*
*somehow all the pies get into my hands*
*i hide in the earth's molten core with the pies, and i poison them all*
Ha! Try and get me now!
Wait.....
For extra protection, move all spawns onto the remains of pluto, and make a new spawn that only i can spawn on.
(Taking a ship into Earth's core results in the core exploding, but then all the pies explode too) |
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mettadogJoin Date: 2012-06-02
Post Count: 3436 |
I take the pie. SKILL |
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I go back in time when the pie was made and take it and run away into a dark forest where Slender is hiding.
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MrStiltsJoin Date: 2012-11-07
Post Count: 3729 |
There was so many alterations to the timeline that a time paradox was created, engulfing every pie in existance and giving them to me.
i noah haz teh piez :3 |
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@ledol
Nice try, i bring in automatic rocket launcher that inflicts massive damage on zombies while inflicting no damage to us with very high effect range and infinite ammo called "M1911".
@MrStilts
I slap him and take the pie. |
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@cideadfsbaman
I'll insult your toilet then reheat your pie. |
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MrStiltsJoin Date: 2012-11-07
Post Count: 3729 |
Than I steal cideadfsbaman's freshly reheated pie. |
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You fell into a tripwire and you explode leaving the indestructible pie to me.
I escape the country using the Concorde. |
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The pie explodes because it was fused during reheating. |
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I glue the pie back together and fly off with it to Mars, where I forcefield the whole planet, preventing anyone from going in it. Next, I lock myself in a cave protected by creepypastas. |
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MrStiltsJoin Date: 2012-11-07
Post Count: 3729 |
Than you die due to lack of oxygen, and then I bake a new pie. |
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To celebrate getting and beating Far Cry 3, im feeling very murderous.
I knock out MrStilts and tie cinderblocks to his feet. I then push them into the water, with him tumbling down with him. He drowns. Too much like Vaas? Wait let me add something. Before i push the cinder blocks in. I say, "Have I ever told you the definition... of Insanity?". |
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alright i gotta say TestNanotch that made me chuckle. Ok that is the most disgusting and vile way to say laugh, that its pretty much like watching an old man vomit more old men that vomit. |
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Napsly_v2Join Date: 2011-02-13
Post Count: 3441 |
Then I p00p another pie out and switch it... |
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I stick a fork in your stomach, tie you to a truck with barb wire, and detonate the truck. After covering you in gasoline. I then skiiiiiiiip rrrrrrrope with entrails until I notice a pie that wasn't pooped out nearby. take it and hide a bomb in it. The bomb will explode if it is touched by anyone else but me. It also shoots out razor sharp barbwire |
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