Alright, I'll humour you:
At the football field, there are these two guys there and they are watching the game. Then the game is over and they decide to drink a lot at a local drinking establishment. But what they don't know is that they end up walking into a GSA meeting. They are confused, and startled, yet they feel attracted, but they keep it to themselves for obvious reasons.
Meanwhile, not knowing what's going on, they are sitting around and telling stories and talking about the discrimination of their culture. Then a club member stands up and reveals he is not from this world and his home planet was destroyed through some event he doesn't describe very well.
The meeting is interrupted by a man who carries a hammer and wears a cape. He comes in and starts knocking out people with the hammer. The two main characters are freaking out and everyone is getting beat up, and they run out of there really quick.
The two main characters look up and see what looks like a bat, and he glides around like a flying squirrel. He goes into the GSA meeting and beats everyone up. The bat guy ends up getting smashed by a gas mask guy who comes out of nowhere.
Our two main characters are running down the street and they look up at the sky (Because a lot of weird things happen in the sky) and they see a giant rock headed toward them. And before they are crushed, they see a tiny horse that someone painted and put a sticker on it's behind. They get crushed by the rock and they died.
Moral of the story, stay in school!
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