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*Knocks on door*

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#79978486Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:39 AM GMT

Why, hello there, would you be interested in buying a vacuum? *Gives a creepy smile*

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#79978629Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:41 AM GMT

Uhh... Does it have goblins hiding in it?

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#79978745Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:42 AM GMT

No, no. It's just a ordinary vacuum, with extraordinarily good sucking power!

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#79978782Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:43 AM GMT

This aint one of them insurance scams right? Cause you people aint getting a cent outta me!

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#79978800Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:43 AM GMT

Oh. Dust is one of my mortal enemies.. How much are you asking for it?

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#79978849Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:44 AM GMT

When you pass my gauntlet of geographical challenges. -I'm the geographical ghost of uselessness!-

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#79978900Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:44 AM GMT

It's yours, for a low, low payment of one dollar! And no sir *laughs* this is not an insurance scam.

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#79978922Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:44 AM GMT

Bah, I can answer your silly geography questions.

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#79978969Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:45 AM GMT

Water heater scam? I'm not falling for that trick again!

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#79979035Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:45 AM GMT

I assure you, good sir, this is not a scam, now take the vacuum. You don't even have to pay for it!

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#79979124Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:46 AM GMT

... Will the vacuum try to kill me in my sleep?

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#79979202Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:47 AM GMT

I don't know...sounds like a scam to me. Hey wait! You just asked if I was interested in buying a vacuum, now it's free? Silly scam artists think you can trick me with your....your plot holes....and....and

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#79979224Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:48 AM GMT

Now why would you think such a ridiculous thing? VACUUMs can't kill people. Now, take the vacuum. *Shoves in doorway*

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#79979290Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:48 AM GMT

It's cursed! Isn't it!?

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#79979371Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:49 AM GMT

That is not important as this time, have a nice day! Who knows, it may be your last! *Runs off* I'M FREE!

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#79979443Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:50 AM GMT

I open the door. "GOOD SALESMAN, WHY DON'T YOU BUY ONE OF MY AWESOME VACUUM CLEANERS? THEY GET THE HARD STAINS, OUT! JABOODYDUBS!"

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#79979512Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:51 AM GMT

Will it suck out my eyeball if I put the hose to my eyesocket?

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#79979526Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:51 AM GMT

@Snake, Hey, this is my gig kid! Get outta my hood!

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#79980105Saturday, October 13, 2012 1:57 AM GMT

I grab the vacuum and throw some cash at him. "Shoo. I have to teach Jeffery the Vacuum about geography."