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In a rite of passage, you are now thirteen years old. You are currently living in your house, in a blank room with a computer on your desk. However, we cannot advance further, or heck, talk further unless you supply us with your name.
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Quasar99Join Date: 2009-11-21
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>> Vashta Valkors
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You are Vashta Valkors. You are a person of thirteen, and you seem to have no preset interests, nor your trollhandle name. We do need you to fill these out.
>INSERT INTERESTS
>TROLLHANDLE NAME |
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Quasar99Join Date: 2009-11-21
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>> Vashta likes DIFFERENT TYPES OF SODAS, although he dislikes FAYGO for its sour taste. Although Vashta likes VIDEOGAMES, he likes to MAKE FUN OF BAD VIDEO GAMES. He has an odd number of Trollta [troll-fanta] and 6DOWN, a ripoff of 7UP cans in his room. Vashta prefers to have fun with science, and he is AWFUL AT PROGRAMMING.
>> viableScientist
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You are in a room filled with video game systems, each having a different table, and a whole set of games for each thing, and various papers for making fun of. You have a FRIDGE for holding your soda in. You have a CLOSET in the back where you keep PROGRAMING books, and there is also your CHEAP NINJA SWORD, for your lusus to feed it. It gets.. wild sometimes.
You also find on your computer some freaking idiot is pestering you.
armedLogic is pestering you. Do you respond? |
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Quasar99Join Date: 2009-11-21
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Respond.
VS: aLRiGHT WHaT Do You WaNT
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AT: h3y buddy, d1d y0u g3t th3 m3ss4g3?
AT: th3r3 1s 4 c00l g4m3 g01ng 4r0und
AT: s0 1 b0ught y0u 0n3
AT: sh0uld b3 1n th3 p0rch |
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VS: iS iT THaT WeiRD GaMe?
VS: FiNe..
>> Go to porch and pick up the package
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armedTeeth has ceased pestering you.
You pick up the package, wrapped in purple paper. Her tastes disgust you. |
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megaman948Top 100 PosterJoin Date: 2008-09-03
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zxzoomJoin Date: 2008-07-10
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*I, Equius, step in*
Hello, where are the horses.
I STRONG CAME for horses. |
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megaman948Top 100 PosterJoin Date: 2008-09-03
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*I, Karkat, step in*
EQUIUS GET OUT OF HERE YOU SHOULD BE OFF SOMEWHERE BEING A BRAINDEAD WASTE OF SPACE YOU DIMWIT
NOWHERE IN THIS HIVE IS THERE A PLACE FOR A LOSER SUCH AS YOURSELF, LEAVE! |
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zxzoomJoin Date: 2008-07-10
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Hmm... Such as a low b100d to say I cannot be here.
I CAME!
STRONG!
I take my leave, to STRONG intercourse with NEPETA |
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megaman948Top 100 PosterJoin Date: 2008-09-03
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THAT'S IT! I'VE GROWN SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR TOMFOOLERY
LIKE NOBODY CARES ABOUT HOW STRONG YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR ROIDS ARE NO MATCH TO ME AND MY
SICKLE!!!
*I take out my sickle and jump at Equius* |
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[So, how are you guys doing today? Cup of tea?] |
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zxzoomJoin Date: 2008-07-10
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STRONG PUNCH! |
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coppermopJoin Date: 2009-01-13
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(No but seriously, could I have one of these? Or is it like, a secret club? O.O)
For every mop, there is a piece of copper. |
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megaman948Top 100 PosterJoin Date: 2008-09-03
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AHHHHHHH!
*I get up and take out another sickle and jump at you again* |
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Quasar99Join Date: 2009-11-21
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>> Throw down your hat in disgust, then open the present
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You throw down your hat, and repeatedly stomp on it. You slice it open with your KATANAKIND, as you now reasonably have picked it up. You see a copy of SBURB, and you also see a list and a name. "Team Blue- arachnidsWild, viableScientist, scavengerSeas, and jackTrades." "Team Red- armedLogic, soulGlare, shipofFools, and skyDino." "Please contact arachnidsWild once you receive this message. |
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Quasar99Join Date: 2009-11-21
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>> Take the copy of SBurb and wonder why your friend is on the opposing team.
>> Also, pester arachnidsWild.
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You really wouldn't call your friend a friend, more like an annoying associate.
You troll arachnidsWild.
AW: A8out time you finally got around to trolling me
AW: I swear, when did you fulcking get the copy?
AW: L8? |
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VS: CaLM YouR aSS GiRL
VS: i JuST GoT iT
>> Ask what the disc is for
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>Fluck8ss mailer
>shipofFools he is.
>Anyway, open and download!!!!!!!! |
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Quasar99Join Date: 2009-11-21
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>> Download.
..or,
>> DoWNLoaD
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