simsf1
#92265163Tuesday, March 19, 2013 10:12 PM GMT

Or just get horrified by the noobish breeding rituals.
gwebster2
#92273698Tuesday, March 19, 2013 11:26 PM GMT

and then dia. :3
boomer549
#92296711Wednesday, March 20, 2013 3:22 AM GMT

OHHEYWHATSUPWHATDID- ... Of course I die a sad death... ............. Did I put up a good fight, or just die instantly?
phillipsbackup
#92341823Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:40 PM GMT

Boomer. You died WAY WAY WAY back, remember?
boomer549
#92342330Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:45 PM GMT

Oh wait... I kind of remember... But not much. And I'm just too lazy right now to go 5000 posts right now.
gwebster2
#92351525Wednesday, March 20, 2013 11:16 PM GMT

Heh.
simsf1
#92358077Thursday, March 21, 2013 12:18 AM GMT

I honestly don't understand how Boomer was my father -.-'
boomer549
#92359938Thursday, March 21, 2013 12:33 AM GMT

Remember, it was one of those "Luke, I am your father" moments, then I died? To be honest, it was a really good plot twist. Now sim, become a magician later in your life, and everything will be alright. Go into necromancy, and you can revive me. Trolololololol....
simsf1
#92361034Thursday, March 21, 2013 12:44 AM GMT

No. I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER *continues saying EVER like Snickett did when telling us to not play with electricity* EVEEEEEER become a Necromancer.
phillipsbackup
#92418945Thursday, March 21, 2013 9:57 PM GMT

Ok, brief explanation. Boomer, your brother was StickMasterLuke. He dabbled into the dark arts and eventually teamed up with Telly somewhere along the lines. Anyways, before all of that, adventurer you discovered Illumina and Darkheart, stuck in an eternal combat pose in a crumbling cave. You and your brother Stick brought them home. You gave Illumina to Sim and Stick kept Darkheart for himself. Eventually, Stick figured out the whole story behind the swords and realized the ability to reave souls (The regenerative abilities dark has in the real SFOTH) and bring him strength. He realized he must have one 'blood bond' to be used as a barganining chip if the sword were to ever be destroyed: And it had to be someone he dearly loved. Sim was going to be the one chosen, but Boomer refused. He and Stick got into a fight, stick made a small scratch on boomer, and boomer became the 'Bargaining Chip'. Boomer ran, as to give stick a reason to forever attempt to find him so he could beg for his forgiveness. When Sim killed his uncle, more precisely snapped Darkheart with an energy bolt, the 'bargaining chip' was required as a sacrafice. Therefore, boomer, the one who they had found so long ago and the one who had joined them by pure fate, died, in a final act of protecting his beloved son.
simsf1
#92427548Thursday, March 21, 2013 11:18 PM GMT

Why thank you, Boomer!
gwebster2
#92432597Friday, March 22, 2013 12:08 AM GMT

Wow. The story seems so much better in version 2.0.
simsf1
#92433792Friday, March 22, 2013 12:19 AM GMT

Gweb, wanna get to PP and plan?
gwebster2
#92441217Friday, March 22, 2013 1:27 AM GMT

Yes. :3
gwebster2
#92585448Saturday, March 23, 2013 6:07 PM GMT

bump of storytelling
phillipsbackup
#92588562Saturday, March 23, 2013 6:42 PM GMT

Oy.
boomer549
#92642407Sunday, March 24, 2013 3:39 AM GMT

Well, I don't remember THAT being at all in the story. All I think I know what happened is that I turned into a tree in the middle of the wastelands.
simsf1
#92645561Sunday, March 24, 2013 4:14 AM GMT

Lol. My dad's a tree.
gwebster2
#92998793Wednesday, March 27, 2013 10:55 PM GMT

bump
phillipsbackup
#93096937Friday, March 29, 2013 12:00 AM GMT

My dad's a tree.
simsf1
#93098267Friday, March 29, 2013 12:12 AM GMT

Guys, avoid any and all roleplaying with momo. She's a hypocritical godmodder.
gwebster2
#93101475Friday, March 29, 2013 12:42 AM GMT

Um.... okay?
simsf1
#93111385Friday, March 29, 2013 2:15 AM GMT

GWEBBEH. HAI. I MIZD U. Y U NO COM SUHNER.
boomer549
#93111902Friday, March 29, 2013 2:19 AM GMT

Hey sim.
simsf1
#93117291Friday, March 29, 2013 3:08 AM GMT

... Boomer....