~Spawning~
You spawn on a desolate beach. Immediately head north. If you spawn near Trinity Docks or Delve do a quick loot run and then go North. Want to know why? Bandits. They sit up on the coast and kill Newbies as they spawn. You want to avoid dying? Do this. I don't think there are ANY things to question about this. I think I made my point.
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~Grouping~
So I think we can all agree on one thing. Playing and surviving by yourself is lonely, dangerous, and BORING! So, why don't you gather up some friends and go kill some zombies? But only do friends. Why? This' why "Bandit: H3Y UU!! WUNT 2 GRUP I FRENDLIE!","You: SHURE!1!111!21" "Bandit: *Kicks out of group* BOOM BOOM*
You were killed
Bandit: L0L ROFL u dide! xd111!111!
So, I think it's best to group ONLY with your friends. Oh, and make sure you'r friends have grammar. Precaution.
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~Loot runs~
Well, we can't survive without a Pepsi and Beans! If you're a camper, you're going to need to go on loot runs. Well, this should be easy! Run into a city with a Makarov and unload all your clips and come back with some Beef Stew? No. Planning is needed. Approach a city slowly, listening for reloading,shooting, and walking. If you hear any of that you might consider bringing some backup into that city with you. Who knows, maybe a whole group is in there. Doing this is needed for survival.
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~ Spawning (2)~
Well, if you're just joining or died, you took in consideration the first spawning one. But what if you logged off in MA? You're going to need to log back in to MA. So right before you spawn, there is a camera. Listen for shooting,footsteps, and reloading. Also, look for players. Now you could do 1 of 2 things if you see a player.
1: Go out and unleash 500LBS of ammunition into his/it's brain.
2: Run out and yell friendly and jump in circles.
I prefer #1. Just me, though.
But say you logged out in the middle of MA, and there are snipers and zombies all around you. In that case I would do #'s 1 and 2. Also with a little bit of screaming, and crying. Just me.
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~Tips~
-Never stay in the Forest or MA for more than 3 DAYS!
-If the TV in the Forest Bunker is red, don't go outside the Bunker. Your life depends on it.
-If you happen to HAVE to go out of the bunker while the TV is red, use a bloodbag.
^(ONLY IF YOU HAVE LESS THAN 100% HP)
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Credits:
All by,
Alreadydeadguy
Game by,
Gusmanak,Zolarketh,Skatebored.
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