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i noticed some of you don't like my raps so innstead of taking up all the space in the forum page i will keep all my lyrical excersices here so yeah thx
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******************* LYRCAL EXCERSICE #1*****************************
roll up to the club
haters in the irish pub
lyric excercise
eatin all the pie
im not even trying
lol im so bored
time to pull the chord
bow down to the lord
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I thought it said, "Lyrics Exorcism." |
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lyrical excercise #2
bow down to the king
iced out with that bling
diamonds on my wrist
haters keep gettin pissed
noone know about those cows
getting slaughtered with the sheep
so i go full vegan to raise awareness
the salad is the way to go dressing on that lettuce
pizza with no pepperoni erry day till i die |
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lyrical excercise #3
roll up in the cadillac
all up in my snapback
girl it's where the swag at
hit em with that swag strap
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21
Post Count: 24998 |
This guy needs an exorcism |
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lyrical excercise #4
these stupid dumb kids
ill eat you till you're dead
fill your body full of lead
im looking great ubt you lookin like yoour late
time for breakfast i think im gonna be okay
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21
Post Count: 24998 |
You know you could do this in wordpad? |
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lyrical excercise #5
sheep jumping bridges tryna get to the fountain
elephants run while my moneys with my accountant
doves pluck their feathers to be put into pillows
a father with his son saying "sit down kiddo"
read the kid a book till the kid go to sleeep
the kid dreams of applesauce and riding flying peeps
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lyrical xcercise #6
so much money in my pockets i get paper cuts
every single day i hit haters with a rifle butt
you wanna outrhyme me well you probably can
i serve you fresh rhymes like time straight out the pan
laptop so expensive it costs me your son
rollin in my jeep and heading towards the sun
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lyrical excercise #7
ok im in that lamborghini
im tearing up a kiwi
rhymes so nice
more nice lice
and rice
and spice
im spicy
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21
Post Count: 24998 |
Spicy like Kurdish curry. |
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lyrical excercise #8
hi everybody it's LS number eight
there seems to b misconceptions so lets get something straight
i shot a guy one time cuz he looked at me funny
o dont mess with me or else you'll get the horn's bunny
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johnbJoin Date: 2007-11-21
Post Count: 24998 |
Or you could, you know, do this verbally and possible record yourself
But thanks for the sample material |
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lyrical excercise #9
im spitting like i have a ton of cash
oh wait i do have cash like that oh im so rash
hashtag 2013 cuz you know im super fresh
straight out the oven like pie oh yes
i can ride a toilet without my feet on the pedal
look at me i just won another medal
yeah you know it's poppin call it kettle
you know i've got more iron than a metal
orange ferrari in my garage so i burn it
ferarri #456 down time to buy a new one
still got money, still got me
come and see me on thatflatscreen T.V |
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lyrical excercise #10
i want johnb to sample this
cuz only he understands me
im so depressed cuz my dog hates being around me
i hit the dog in the face and it bite my face off
call that a face off
haha yeah that money n my pocket look like grass |
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lyrical excercise #11
its number eleven no not number seven
not seven elveven or september the second
chain so heavy got 3 bodygaurd to lift it
chain cant rang os i hit it up with blang blang
bedazzled my dog so it can swag out in the park
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brb taking all these lyrics and copyrighting them as my own and sending them to my daddy (He's a producer!!!111!!!) and getting famous off your words.
have fun being poor loser |
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If you don't want your material stolen, type it into word pad or something. You don't see me writing down the tabs for my solos and stuff |
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''im so depressed cuz my dog hates being around me
i hit the dog in the face and it bite my face off''
Funniest thing I saw today. :D |
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