Mekadon
#141407225Thursday, July 24, 2014 6:42 PM GMT

Nah, let's continue to let his rockets fail to take off. Mommy, can I own an aquarium of baby squids?
TheMasterRussian
#141442476Friday, July 25, 2014 12:18 AM GMT

OH MY GOODNESS, SQUIDWARD! Mommy, can I stop this thread?
punkymonkies
#141447452Friday, July 25, 2014 1:05 AM GMT

Yes you can sweety. Just turn off your laptop and play outside! Mommy can i have a baby sister?
krk916
#141452032Friday, July 25, 2014 1:50 AM GMT

Sure. Just make sure she's 'baby sitter certified' ;)
krk916
#141452498Friday, July 25, 2014 1:54 AM GMT

Mommy can i eat a million cookies :3? 0 \|/o | /\ Omnomon
tentergram
#141453431Friday, July 25, 2014 2:03 AM GMT

Mommy can i have a piece of sum chocolate CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE
AnitaSlams
#141453532Friday, July 25, 2014 2:04 AM GMT

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#141453583Friday, July 25, 2014 2:05 AM GMT

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TheMasterRussian
#141454322Friday, July 25, 2014 2:13 AM GMT

No, it's too BA. Mommy, can I hͦͮ̃̾͏͓̝͉̘̯͓́a͒͊̍̔͆̔̈́̋̊̒̽̀͏̛͎͙̦̪̩̲̮̪̮̭̖́͟ͅv̶̨ͬ̃̓͂ͩͤͨ̆͗͒̚̚͢͏̨̹̲̯̼̰̼̟̬e̵̡̲̞̜͔̮͓̺̱̩̺̖̣͉̮̰̹̫̾̓ͧ̿́́́͢ͅ ̸̡̝̞̼̮͚̝̩̻̯̝̥ͤ̎͛ͧ̋̐̾͗̀̆͐ͬ̚a̷̭̣̝̖͈̍̈́̇̓̔ͣ̃́͝ ̴̩̱̬̲͖̥̯̲͚͚͑ͫ̔́ͬ̋̐͒͗ͨ̿̂̍ͬ̄̋͑́̀͞ͅͅb̶͉͕̙̥̖̹̻͚ͭͪ̑ͧ͋̏͗ë̶̟͇̰̥̟͚̃̈́ͪ̀̾ͦ̍ͬ̌̊̾ͬ̑̾͆ͧ̍͜͟t̿͆͛̈ͦͦ̚͢͠҉̖̰͕͚̝̦͟t̵̳̘̰͖̙̹͔̎͐̇ͤ͘e̛͓̫̹͕̮̼̮̲̮ͨ̈́̋̋́̈̋̇͒̂͑ͮͫr̓ͯ̇ͭͯ̒̏͆̆̾ͨ̓̎ͩ̊ͦ̈́ͦ̀҉͕̬̥͔̝̮̝͚̠̜̣̼͖̰̠͍̜ ̶̘͓͉̺͈͆͊͒̇ͮ͘͢͞͡ķ̶̩̺̬͉͔͍͖͉͍̼̞̜͊̃͌͗̇̐̇͗̉ͭͧ̆ͣ͟͜͡e̸̸̫͇͖̦̗̣̞͙̦̗̘̊̉̈̂̒ͥ͐͊̽ͦͫͫͪ͋͘̕ͅy̶̗̭͖̱͖̮͖̰ͧ̒̎̆͐̋̄ͣ͟b̢͔̯̬͍̖̐̾͑̿͋ͭ̽͑̎ͦ̆ͪͥ́͒͢͡o̶̧̥̩̫͕͐̍̇̾̐ͧͣ̿̅̔ͩ̾͂̚͟a̸̵̠̻̙̮̠̩̪̺̹̖ͮ̿ͪ̂̿ͤ̍̊̏̒̏͗̓̿ͦr̶̡̟͇̹̬̜̹̞̰̘̖̭̖̝͈̰ͭͪͪ͗ͭͧ̆͋̋ͤ̉̓̍̓ͨͥ̃͊͟d̛̛̖̻̺̺̩̭̻̞ͮ̑̈́̌̆̏ͤͪ̏͛͆͑̂ͭͣ͘͢͝?̨̛̻͇̟̤̥̩̠̤̼̬͚̦͎͍͔͍ͫͯͬ̐̄ͤ͢͞ͅ
joe23415
#141454461Friday, July 25, 2014 2:14 AM GMT

Sure! Have some Wintergreen and a Remmington shotgun! Mommy? Can I have an portal gun?
Mekadon
#141469560Friday, July 25, 2014 4:48 AM GMT

Sure, have fun. Do the portal loop, it's hilarious to watch! Mommy, can I travel to the moon on a rocket?
swegRoblox
#141477315Friday, July 25, 2014 6:15 AM GMT

sure! bring home a moonstone or else i kill you. mommy can you say 'I am a noob?'
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swegRoblox
#141480654Friday, July 25, 2014 7:07 AM GMT

sure! make sure you don't hit another organism other than eagles or else i will rip you into 21 pieces and donate them to the eagles. mommy, can you ish make me a 3 feet tall sandwich filled with 38.56183% veggies and 61.43817% meat? make it exact or i ish gonna kill you.
TheMasterRussian
#141495260Friday, July 25, 2014 1:04 PM GMT

Honey, that's too healthy. Mommy, can I have some juice?
fixylol
#141498833Friday, July 25, 2014 2:07 PM GMT

sure. as long as it isnt orange, apple, grape, blueberry, or anything that exists. Mommy, can I play minecraft?
demonshadow553
#141500378Friday, July 25, 2014 2:30 PM GMT

No. Mommy, Can I go into one JB's concerts?
joe23415
#141509542Friday, July 25, 2014 4:25 PM GMT

Sure, honey! But first... *Pulls out sniper rifle and snipes JB* Mommy? Can I have some *harmless* peaches? - Fat Man above 2fort -
demonshadow553
#141509700Friday, July 25, 2014 4:27 PM GMT

Sure but the fat man above 2fort ate them c:
joe23415
#141524743Friday, July 25, 2014 6:56 PM GMT

@ Demon That's my siggy. - Fat Man above 2fort -
demonshadow553
#141531628Friday, July 25, 2014 8:00 PM GMT

ik. I am putting your siggy into this.
joe23415
#141576360Saturday, July 26, 2014 3:04 AM GMT

Anyway... Mommy? Can I eat some cyanide?
Mekadon
#141580377Saturday, July 26, 2014 3:42 AM GMT

Cyanide is delicious.. Why wouldn't you eat it? Mommy, can I...can I...sorry, got stuck. Can I get...get...get...get...my voice fixed? I'm like a broken...broken...broken...record! Help!
AnitaSlams
#141581937Saturday, July 26, 2014 3:56 AM GMT

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TheMasterRussian
#141588615Saturday, July 26, 2014 4:58 AM GMT

No, because I already killed you. ;3 Mommy, YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!