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MekadonJoin Date: 2009-09-20
Post Count: 3610 |
YES, BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF YOU CHASING THE SQUIRRELS IN OUR BACKYARD.
Mommy, can I eat the dissected frog in class? :3 |
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Sure but make sure you die!
Mommy tell me how babies are made? |
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joe23415Join Date: 2009-08-21
Post Count: 466 |
From cranes! (Or, y'know... CRANES!)
Mommy? Can I /e dance?
-Fat Man above 2fort - |
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MekadonJoin Date: 2009-09-20
Post Count: 3610 |
*puts on hipster glasses* No, sweetie. '/e dance' is just too mainstream.
Mommy, can I nom on the faces of babies? :3 |
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flawbitJoin Date: 2012-01-14
Post Count: 653 |
die
mommy can i #### a ##### with my 15 inch #### right in the #### while she ##### and then take it out and ###### with a ###### and cover #### pickles? |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mommy can i go to mcdonalds and rob the store so we can have free food for a long time? |
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Joey14584Join Date: 2011-05-08
Post Count: 3126 |
No.
Mommy, can I have all of your money and possesions? |
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puiakaJoin Date: 2011-04-24
Post Count: 4840 |
NO
Mom can i watch adult videos? |
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benman04Join Date: 2011-04-16
Post Count: 4473 |
Of course. Make sure to fap.
Mommy can I play the scary maze? |
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kay_beeJoin Date: 2008-10-21
Post Count: 568 |
Of course but make sure you punch out the monitor like that dude.
Mommy can i has ''beats'' headphones? |
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joe23415Join Date: 2009-08-21
Post Count: 466 |
Take my wallet!
Mommy? can I see Human Centipede? |
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Um... no.
Mommy, Are you my mummy? |
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waterIiIyJoin Date: 2011-05-07
Post Count: 12081 |
I am not your mummy, empty child!
Mommy, can I have a pet python? |
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MekadonJoin Date: 2009-09-20
Post Count: 3610 |
Sure, you can keep it before it becomes the next world's largest python. Then it can eat you. :D
Mommy, can I go to the club in my swaggiest outfit ever? B)
(I usually don't type 'swag' unless I'm goofing around.) |
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Yes as long as you bring some girls home with you.
Mommy can I pet that puppy in the guys van? He says he will give me candy. |
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joe23415Join Date: 2009-08-21
Post Count: 466 |
Sure! It's like he wont dice it up and send it to Costgo! That would be carzy! :3
Mommy? Can I ride shotgun this time?
- Fat Man above 2fort - |
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smileyme2Join Date: 2009-09-29
Post Count: 603 |
No. Get on the roof now like a good boy.
Mommy? Can I bring somebody home for tea? |
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Jeek10Join Date: 2008-01-23
Post Count: 90 |
Depends. Is it a rock or an alien?
*Holds up bottle of water* Is this okay Mommy? |
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LeFerrumJoin Date: 2010-03-13
Post Count: 95 |
NO!!!
Mommy can i Walk on a chair? |
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No, you can't.
Mommy? Can I have a piece of candy?
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HAZ ALL OF THEMZ
mommy, can i go to Brony con?
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ShsowxxxJoin Date: 2012-03-26
Post Count: 224 |
If you bring a brony with you sure
Mommy can I get OBC Lifetime? |
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in 40 years
mommy can i drink cola? |
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oogeloogJoin Date: 2011-06-06
Post Count: 5398 |
Yes, as long as it is radioactive.
Mommy, why do you not hear me and you cannot talk? |
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