| We all love the government | | ChocolateMocha | 26 | |
| my republican teacher gave me detention | | Sasook | 95 | |
| I had to attend a really stupid lecture on North Korea | | Jake15151 | 22 | |
| 48 days until America collapses | | darkfire261 | 28 | |
| Secession and Why We're All Stupid | | Meekle13 | 6 | |
| ask a commie anything (about the philosophy) | | mangostreak | 7 | |
| Dear "Outraged Republicans" | | Meekle13 | 16 | |
| Why Texas seceding is absurd | | CheeseForEveryone | 52 | |
| Why are there so many Chinese people? | | megaluigi34 | 17 | |
| All 50 States have now filed petitions to secede... | | Lolability | 3 | |
| Secession | | RubiksCubix | 10 | |
| [ Content Deleted ] | | JimmySwaggart | 5 | |
| i am ashamed to be a texan | | Sasook | 23 | |
| Secession AGAIN?! | | AlexanderSteed | 5 | |
| @ragenite | | darkfire261 | 1 | |
| News of Darkfire reaches China's Communist Party | | The0Arctic0Fox | 2 | |
| News of Texas secession reaches Serbia | | darkfire261 | 6 | |
| The government didn't build my dad's business | | ChocolateMocha | 49 | |
| Why is everyone saying secession is bad? | | Twigs180 | 53 | |
| This is getting old. | | RagEgnite | 2 | |
| [ Content Deleted ] | | DiamondStuddedButt | 28 | |
| H-TOWN ROCKS LETS GO TEXANS | | alwubs | 1 | |
| The government didn't build my dad's business | | Ryplayer | 4 | |
| The government didn't build my dad's business | | UberWillard | 2 | |
| Why is there so much Anti-Americanism | | RagEgnite | 46 | |