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i always feel like i need a good reason to attack someone or else i feel bad
like in my current game (on king) poland is close to me and is about to declare war on korea and persia (spies <333)
and im like
"his armys gone south, this is the perfect time to take his city"
but i cant do it man
help me think of a reason that i would declare war on him
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Denounce him randomly
Send prophets into his cities |
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"Send prophets into his cities"
i dont own any religions and my cities are torn between 4 of them
then again
casimir keeps on sending endless prophets into MY cities...
yes i think that is a good reason to denounce him
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and i mean casimir chose all the crappiest beliefs that dont benifit me so his prophets are a pain
denouncing him
i'll stir up some international drama
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Kill all his prophets
What era are you on? |
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wow apparently poland was everyones best friend
whatever
i guess i MIGHT just tell persia and korea about that intrigue now... i could use some allies now that everyone hates me lol
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"What era are you on?"
mid-renaissance
i'm spending this last turn galvanizing my army, will declare war soon
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Make a ton of musketmen
Wait, are musketmen in renaissance? Haven't played in a long time. |
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persia and korea aren't starting a war without a heckalot of resources and my empire is already unhappy
yikes
looks like im this by myself
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"Make a ton of musketmen
Wait, are musketmen in renaissance? Haven't played in a long time."
late rennaissanse. i havent gone there yet.
i'm playing as russia (so i have double iron), so making longswordsmen (same strength) isnt a problem
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Maybe composite bowmen? They can shoot from a distance. |
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OuendanJoin Date: 2013-12-20
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you're screwed
having no religion is also a pain in the ass since city states are a great help
you shouldn't interfere with the others until they do something to you/start getting ahead of you |
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i'm up to crossbowmen and i have a few
declaring war in 3...2...1...
i'm probably going to anger ghandi and nubechezzebeard but ghandi is ghandi and nubechezzbeard is really far away
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"having no religion is also a pain in the ass since city states are a great help"
i know, i know. i got my shrines up pretty early, got a pantheon, but i just didn't make it in time for a religion. i'm playing on a map with 22 civs and they just took em all
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OuendanJoin Date: 2013-12-20
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india is 2 poor for war and beard man will probably go wild, so watch out |
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Eradicate someone's religion |
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i encountered some losses. he has a lot of knights.
i will definitely take krakow, but i'm not sure what to do. if i take it, my happiness is going to go down quite a bit. i already have -2 happiness.
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XTGNecroJoin Date: 2008-10-26
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because poles are stupid
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but if i take warsaw... warsaw is a holy city. i'll be in charge of catholicism. that would be nice.
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insane game.
so here's what happens. i'm about to take warsaw.
"hey... ethiopia over there looks like it has a lot of units..."
i decided to sent a good bit of my units over there to check it out (THANK GOD I DID THIS)
ethiopia declares war on me.
i have to make peace with poland. i didn't gain or lose anything. kind of disappointing but i have krakow. I start bringing my units back to the homeland to defend.
THEN SEJONG DECLARES WAR ON ME. I GAVE HIM VALUABLE INTRIGUE. YOU BACKSTABBING #######.
Korea has the worlds largest army. Ethiopia has the third largest.
I send everything I had to St. Petersburg, a size 11 city. Ethiopia almost takes it, gets it halfway damaged. my crossbowmen come back from Warsaw and push them back.
If I had taken Warsaw, Korea would have been able to march right through it into my territory. But I guess Poland is a bit of a buffer between Korea and I, so I really hope sejong doesn't pull an open borders trade with him because that would be very bad. I'm just dealing with ethiopia right now.
then i had to wash the dishes. will fill you guys in later.
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ShivyAUJoin Date: 2013-02-19
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eliminate that stupid gandhi at all costs. |
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Mantine55Join Date: 2010-07-01
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instructions on how to take over the world:
1. invent a variety of viruses and bacteria that kill everyone but you and those closely related to you
2. congratulations you win earth |
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"eliminate that stupid gandhi at all costs."
he's incredibly weak in this game. his capital is only 14 pop (he cant even get his unique ability right) and his only other city is a half snow 5 pop city. doubt he'll even get nukes.
the think is everyone adores him because he's an economy guy in this game. he's got good luxuries and lots of gpt. so if i attack him who knows how many other people are going to dow me.
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OuendanJoin Date: 2013-12-20
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goddammit man
too much wars at the same time |
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im sorry i thought poland would be an easy win but ethiopia just ruined it man
he was my biggest trading partner too so him dowing me rekt my economy and i was losing gpt for a short time, got it back by trading with shaka (uh oh)
also uh, he kind of cuts off my sea trade lines up north
thats also bad
im thinking about taking ethiopias size 9 city. it has a lux i dont have and also planning on taking a big punch at ethiopia before i maybe take their capital if i regroup my army
the worst part is ethiopia has a defense bonus as well as backup from korea
so this is going to be a long hard war
god why
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